Not dead! That was pretty accurate

Yep. The end was the best. Good post.

hahahah The kid is bleeding profusely and all his friend has to say is "dude, you got hit by a girl"

I'd touch em.

could he have made that sound any dirtier?

He should blend an Iphone next

I would have upvoted the shit out of that. Genius!!

Ron Burgendy style.

Those things never work for me. But it did this time so I upvoted.

The Bananaananana joke was so true haha.

She could learn a thing or 2 from the Ok go music video

Every time I see something that says Dental Plan I will sit and think about that scene for about an hour.

lol. Richard Pryor

I love it how the glass falls off the other door when he smacks in to it. Just like a movie.

Every time I put my seatbelt on I just wanna cut my arm off with an old rusty chain saw!!! I hate seat belt pain!! jk.. stupid idea.