Ah, well. *discard

Is it? It isn't the EXACT same, it is only a portion of that

For some reason my answering machine lets you slow down the speed of playback. Hours of hilarity.

I have never enjoyed being rick rolled so much.

haha, you may be super rich, but my parents love me! Sucker!

These parties are way less fun when a) you don't drink and b) you aren't single.

Hahaha, submarines must be even more boring than I thought

Imagine the outcry if he'd have said "Okay, did you want us to come over there and taze her?"

Hahahaha, I hope that wasn't going out over the radio

Hahaha I remember these, except at the time I had absolutely no idea what it was alluding to

My Spanish teacher is from Colombia; he said they don't even have a weather segment because the weather is always the same

I love high ceilings My bedroom ceiling is vaulted and has a gigantic window with two smaller windows on top (which totally sucks when you are trying to sleep in, but is otherwise nice) and then some of the other main rooms have vaulted ceilings as well. Yay for having a 6 ft 7 in tall dad!

You are not an Office aficionado then, my friend Those are the credits Michael Scott (the boss) himself puts at the end of all his videos in the show.

*kill

Only 9 weeks old and already pooping regularly? Took me eighteen years