"The impact at 0:25 looked debilitating." - Psychologic

It's funny you mention that one, it's by far my favorite. He looks like a human spit-wad that went splat and started sliding down.

My knob is;

1 aarchaic : abnormal , inordinate b: exceedingly WICKED : SHOCKING <an enormous sin>
2: marked by extraordinarily GREAT size, number, or degree ; especially : exceeding usual bounds or accepted notions

and i polish - It -

[every] day.

so well polished...

{is it?} that

...with Swelling

pride i Must

display

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/848252/2/istockphoto_848252_well_polished_knob.jpg

With my luck I would probably rear end Darkman's car.

Can he show any less enthusiasm? He doesn't seem like a very happy employee. Either that or he is completely baked.

I would so watch this movie if someone actually made it. I would be drunk... but I would def watch it. Sometimes bad is good.

Oh, apparently it's a real movie. I thought it was just one of those fake trailers for humor.

Hmm.

From the link that blankfist posted above:

Cataplexy in severe cases can cause vital signs to be hard to detect without a continuous auditory pulse oximeter. As an anecdotal example, one June Burchell, a sufferer of severe Cataplexy, has been pronounced dead three times.

*discard

If this is real, which I doubt, ...good luck falling sleeping now buddy. I really don't think you understand that the ole cliche of a woman's scorn is there for a reason.

Looks fake to me, but I really don't have a clue.

I guess she didn't do any of the rides at Disneyland.

Oh... and is his brother kissing her to wake her up?

That is one super caffeinated cute lil guy. At 2:05 he heads straight into the camera but footage switches, me thinks the camera person had to dodge.

If I had one of these I would have to call him buzz after Buzz Lightyear. Falling with style.

This knowledge passed down the old school way. It's an interaction we just don't really have anymore, the elders passing along their wisdom to the young.

I wish we had more of this type of knowledge transfer. Parents are too busy making a living and raising their kids that often I think they just pass along compacted primary knowledge. A grandparent/elder with more time can fill in the details, and often its the details that can make all the difference.

*discard

Finally!!! Now there is at least one man on this earth that has a comeback to ... "You don't know the pain of childbirth!". And he has video to prove it. He has a fee pass for the rest of his life.

Too bad it costs his face. What's up with that? Is it real?

I do have to say, Women can handle pain better than men; compare these vids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpWqA5f_DMg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-QVQLbwtHA

Thank you for making me snort laugh while drinking cola. Now my monitor is a mess, my keyboard is sticky and my nose burns. This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while!

What landed on that car in the beginning?

It's like watching a clip that repeatedly smashes your favorite car model of all time. Unbearable.