Small potatoes, Bayer invented heroin. They marketed it as a cure for morphine addiction.

Save the Earth from environmentalists!!!! They fuck up the Earth and kill more people than most of the "evil" corporations. The banning of DDT causes a million more people to die from malaria in third-world countries each year. Recycling is the reason there is so much plastic in the ocean, only a few types of commercial-grade plastic can be recycled, the stuff that isn't gets shipped to third-world counties and burned as fuel. I would quote resources, but nobody will ever read this......

Gee, thanks for the cold cup of coffee. What the hell did that print anyway? It looked like a pile of crap.

Jesus! Don't ever rely on the police for your safety. Usually by the time they get there, your laying a pool of your own blood. If someone throws rocks at your face, throw some bullets back.

Wow, this song makes me want to stab my eardrums out with pieces of dried spaghetti. And boner's "spanish" sucks, who the hell counts off a song: "One, Two, Fourteen?" A talentless ass clown, thats who.

The Coen Brothers create masterpieces, not movies. Their films make almost every modern movie look like 90 minutes of an ass that occasionally farts.

Well of course fake pills are deadlier than fake handbags. Unless.....

The "edge" could accidentally step on the bypass on the pedal to cancel his infinite guitar. Besides, who would notice anyway? Anyone who finds themselves at a U2 concert is a musical retard at some level.