Tomorrow, we will be consumed by a black hole
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=5761630
Some guys in Switzerland are trying to recreate the big boom... Chances are they are going to make a black hole and we are all going to die...
So I would like to take this time to thank videosift for the fun times I had... I promise I won't forget any of you where we get consumed by the black hole...
Seriously why do we try to kill ourselves all the time? We should just work our way to a robotic uprising... at least we know we will still be alive when that happens...
Some guys in Switzerland are trying to recreate the big boom... Chances are they are going to make a black hole and we are all going to die...
So I would like to take this time to thank videosift for the fun times I had... I promise I won't forget any of you where we get consumed by the black hole...
Seriously why do we try to kill ourselves all the time? We should just work our way to a robotic uprising... at least we know we will still be alive when that happens...
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blankfisthttp://science.videosift.com/talk/End-of-the-world-starts-tommorow
swampgirlCrap now I wasn't worried before. This is my equivalent of superstition.
Doc_MFunny, I don't feel dead. I love that all those retarded physicists who sued to stop it are now eating their words... and their lawyer costs. HA.
gwiz665It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
And I feel fine.
Constitutional_PatriotThey haven't actually used it (to smash atoms) yet.... so to say "I told you so" is a bit premature... however I don't think it would cause a catastrophic end to us all just because they're smashing the shit out of some poor defenseless atoms.
shuacAs I understand it, they're smashing protons which are smaller than atoms.
This uproar reminds me of the Mars convergence back in July 2005: where the sky-is-falling types were screaming about Mars colliding with the Earth. It's so mind-numbingly stupid, that I believe them to be joking. Hence, I think the black hole people are joking too. Pretty funny.
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...but maybe not.
http://gizmodo.com/5048646/girl-commits-suicide-over-lhc-doomsday-predictions
w. t. f.
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