“P” is for pending, for proby, for pull;
P is for losing when your bladder is full.
Probation’ry, poser, palooka, n’ plunk;
for poor, pretty, pussy, declawed, spayed and punked.

Post pardners, probationary prats pull points for participation, personalization, perspective, puckishness, pomp, or pudency. Don't be a prick.