Who cares about the humans? Some parents reject their young if they sense too much human interaction. Baby skunk may be abandoned/shunned/killed.

Handling wild animals, especially skunks, is top-shelf premium stupid. Rabies can up to a year to incubate in humans and that dude will never know what hit him. That's only the worst thing that can happen to him from a long list of other pretty bad stuff, too.

Someone needs to market Hitcoins.

HItcoin: A Virtually Legal Way To Clean Your Skunk Money

Seriously? Poisonous snakes, spraying skunks, etc.? What was in the next one?

Beauty and the Geek Australia (scared baby ducks, meat, ice, roaches, earthworms, etc.) did this, but not this crazy!

Well this is ace. I hope this sanity spreads throughout the western world like a thick cloud of skunk.

I have no sympathy for the dog. It was too stupid to stay away after the first strike.

My idiot chocolate lab got sprayed by a skunk and knows to leave them alone after a single, quick spray.

They should put a little skunk sent in the water.

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Look at this wacky dingle~

That's no dog, that's a skunk!

Wow, and dogs eat poop and happily snort buttholes. Skunk spray must be serious stuff.

"You wanna play with the skunk?" The "quick lesson" this dog learned was that his owner is an A**HOLE.

I wanna see the video where he gets sprayed by the skunk. Or better yet, whatever the hell is going on with the fire/rescue going on around them.

You're a mean one, Mark Sidran
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Sidran,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mark Sidran,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Sidran,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mark Sidran,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Sidran,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mark Sidran,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Sidran,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mark Sidran,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Sidran,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mark Sidran,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Sidran,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

drunk as a skunk