I was at a private animal park in Oregon as a kid, and there was a sign on the chimpanzee cage that urged visitors not to mimic or taunt the animals. One Dad with family in tow ignored it, and did the "ooh ooh ooh" sounds with his hands up at his armpits. An adult female calmly walked over, picked up a pile of shit and flung it underhand at him with great precision. The kids began to shriek and run away, and the female chimp laughed her ass off.

Needs better audio-Crazy lazy has quite the shriek.

No we don't. It's just a bunch of hysterical idiots shrieking at each other about nothing.

Sure, everything is all cute and funny, then you find your cat's lungs stuck in your vacuum filter. That's really hard to clean out, what with your girlfriend shrieking at you and threatening to call the SPCA and the cops. Then PETA sends out its topless death squad to hunt you down and while you're staring at their tits, they beat you to within an inch of your life with vegan pepperoni loaves. Then you find out that due to your upcoming animal-cruelty charges, your HMO has dropped you and you now face $100,000+ in hospital fees. All because your cat is funny.

...or so I've heard.

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52 shriek =
Factorial
52 x 51 x 50 x 49 x 48... all the way down to 1.

= 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000.

>> ^Payback:

>> ^grinter:
Why did she have to shriek a third time?
..it's like she was saying "I can't believe I made that horrible sound -AHHGGHH!!- I mean who says things like that! I'm really disappointing with myself."
..if anyone here speaks russian, feel free to confirm this.

Maybe the cat tried again, only under HER car.


hmmm.. that does sound plausible.

>> ^grinter:

Why did she have to shriek a third time?
..it's like she was saying "I can't believe I made that horrible sound -AHHGGHH!!- I mean who says things like that! I'm really disappointing with myself."
..if anyone here speaks russian, feel free to confirm this.


Maybe the cat tried again, only under HER car.

Why did she have to shriek a third time?
..it's like she was saying "I can't believe I made that horrible sound -AHHGGHH!!- I mean who says things like that! I'm really disappointed with myself."
..if anyone here speaks russian, feel free to confirm this.

This trailer is much more subtle and satisfying than the action-orientated U.S trailer with it's shrieking car-alarm soundtrack.

Has similarities to many of the women on the Maury show, when they are repeating the same word over and over, they go into super fast rants using words I think are based in Ebonics and it just sounds like a shrieking mess.

needs more crying and shrieking.

THIS.

>> ^ChaosEngine:

You know what? Despite how much I think that those women are idiots, I can actually live with their stupid tirade. What was done to that poor guy was undoubtedly wrong, and that woman should go to jail. But I really don't care enough about the opinions of those women for their jokes on the subject to bother me. The act itself bothers me far more. So yeah, they're wrong and stupid, but their wrongness and stupidity pales into insignificance compared to the real and seriously fucked up issues facing women globally. Do you really think that, shrill shrieking harpies that they are, those women would actually mutilate a man like that? Well, maybe Sharon Osbourne.
Genital mutilation and gang rape are still not unusual in the third world. So frankly, these bitches can have their pathetic little comedy segment. If you want to fix a house, do you worry about the picture that's hanging crooked or the cracks in the foundation? That picture needs straightening al right, but it's just not a priority.
On a sidenote, there's an interesting dynamic in that clip. Sharon Osbourne hijacks the debate and decides it's hilarious. The rest of them look momentarily shocked, but decide to go along with it since the audience thinks it's "outrageous". Sara Gilbert makes a vain attempt to inject some sense, but she's steam-rolled by Sharon. I'd say it would have been a very different piece without her there.

You know what? Despite how much I think that those women are idiots, I can actually live with their stupid tirade. What was done to that poor guy was undoubtedly wrong, and that woman should go to jail. But I really don't care enough about the opinions of those women for their jokes on the subject to bother me. The act itself bothers me far more. So yeah, they're wrong and stupid, but their wrongness and stupidity pales into insignificance compared to the real and seriously fucked up issues facing women globally. Do you really think that, shrill shrieking harpies that they are, those women would actually mutilate a man like that? Well, maybe Sharon Osbourne.

Genital mutilation and gang rape are still not unusual in the third world. So frankly, these bitches can have their pathetic little comedy segment. If you want to fix a house, do you worry about the picture that's hanging crooked or the cracks in the foundation? That picture needs straightening al right, but it's just not a priority.

On a sidenote, there's an interesting dynamic in that clip. Sharon Osbourne hijacks the debate and decides it's hilarious. The rest of them look momentarily shocked, but decide to go along with it since the audience thinks it's "outrageous". Sara Gilbert makes a vain attempt to inject some sense, but she's steam-rolled by Sharon. I'd say it would have been a very different piece without her there.