>> ^gwiz665:
Bookmarked for future reference.
The more you know.
>> ^peggedbea:
>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.

its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon
things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food





It's sad but true.. Beer is also bad for taste..

Bookmarked for future reference.

The more you know.

>> ^peggedbea:
>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.

its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon
things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food

>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.


its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon

things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food

Seriously guise.. Babbage and Turing? If only my computer was an electromechanical device the size of a house. Have you ever heard of a semiconductor? And the internet is clearly came out of mostly US military, US Universities and US silicon valley. Also, nothing Comedy Central does is funny, it's a joke and more like ironic humor that they are called Comedy Central (it's dark humour).

Long John Silvers > newspaper wrapped cod

Also, how about sugar, tomatoes, potatoes, corn, cocoa, hot peppers, turkey, beans (except the blackeyed pea), pineapples

Enjoy your non-American cuisine jerkops.

To be fair, the way to tell if a pineapple is ripe is if the leaves pull out easily.

I hear another good way is to make sure all the 'eyes' (little spikey things on the side) are about the same size.

God hates Hawaiians! Right?

Of course He does, that's why He created tourists.

I thought the whole point of Christianity was that there IS NO proof. You have to have faith. Otherwise God would just come down every 10 years or so and be like "HEY, IT'S ME, GOD. HOW'S THAT WHOLE WORSHIP THING COMING?" I bet there would be a lot more 'good' Christians then. Isn't trying to prove God kind of against His word?

To be fair, the way to tell if a pineapple is ripe is if the leaves pull out easily.

everybody knows that bananas are God's fruit and pineapples are the devil's fruit. Stupid atheists.

(from youtube)

List of Movies (in order of appearance):

-The Dark Knight
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
-Wall-E
-Quantum of Solace
-Iron Man
-Defiance
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
-Australia
-Forgetting Sarah Marshall
-Wall-E
-The Curious Case of Benjamin
-The Dark Knight
-Frost/Nixon
-Wall-E
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
-Slumdog Millionaire
-Milk
-Seven Pounds
-Revolutionary Road
-Pineapple Express
-Speed Racer
-Burn After Reading
-Ghost Town
-Revolutionary Road
-Quantum of Solace
-Rachel Getting Married
-Australia
-Role Models
-Choke
-The Tale of Despereaux
-Cloverfield
-Zack and Miri Make a Porno
-The Visitor
-Milk
-Be Kind Rewind
-Synecdoche, New York
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
-Doubt
-Wall-E
-W.
-Get Smart
-Iron Man
-Tropic Thunder
-Iron Man
-Tropic Thunder
-Doubt
-The Reader
-Happy-Go-Lucky
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
-Valkyrie
-Frost/Nixon
-Yes Man
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
-The Wrestler
-Revolutionary Road
-Snow Angels
-In Bruges
-Waltz with Bashir
-Wendy and Lucy
-Rachel Getting Married
-Get Smart
-Hamlet 2
-Hancock
-The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
-Cloverfield
-Wall-E
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
-The Day the Earth Stood Still
-The Dark Knight
-FADE OUT

-FADE IN
-The Dark Knight
-The Incredible Hulk
-Wall-E
-Seven Pounds
-Wendy and Lucy
-The Wrestler
-Australia
-The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
-The Dark Knight
-Wall-E
-Cloverfield
-Australia
-Miracle at St. Anna
-Waltz with Bashir
-Valkyrie
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
-Rachel Getting Married
-Pineapple Express
-The Dark Knight
-Defiance
-Che
-Valkyrie
-Australia
-Defiance
-Quantum of Solace
-Slumdog Millionaire
-The Wrestler
-Revolutionary Road
-The Dark Knight
-Defiance
-Australia
-Iron Man
-Cloverfield
-The Strangers
-Defiance
-Wall-E
-Slumdog Millionaire
-Revolutionary Road
-Synecdoche, New York
-Defiance
-Iron Man
-The Day the Earth Stood Still
-Waltz with Bashir
-The Dark Knight
-Australia
-The Wrestler
-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
-Cloverfield
-The Dark Knight
-Pineapple Express
-Defiance
-Rachel Getting Married
-Milk
-Quantum of Solace
-Defiance
-Kung Fu Panda
-Pineapple Express
-Seven Pounds
-The Wrestler
-Iron Man
-Eagle Eye
-Frost/Nixon
-Revolutionary Road
-The Reader
-Milk
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
-Gran Torino
-Che
-The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Ok, so, a banana is perfectly designed by god for us humans.

Oh! I have a question! What does that make a pineapple? Or a coconut?

>> ^leveric:
Upvote just because they locked the cat in the fridge at the end.


Call PETA! [grin]

Throwing up pineapple top in 3....2....

>> ^imstellar28:
when the majority fails to give the "right answer", "oppress" via a different means.
is it really hard to see how much of joke democracy is? its a bullsh t system. if someone can just "undo" the results, whats the point of even taking it to a vote.
why don't you just give some dictator the executive powers and military force to make sure gay marriage is legal. stupid sh ts.


Ahh, so if 51% of an electorate voted to have you bent over and have a dozen pineapples shoved up your ass, you'd be okay with it because "it's a vote"...

Moron...

How about if 51% voted that using the word "nigger" to address African American's was fine, would you be okay with it?

51% said raping women was fine?

Voting on it doesn't make it right, which is why courts exist so peoples rights are not infringed upon. Given that you are such a pulpit junkie, I'm sure you have a copy of the first amendment tatooed yourself. Perhaps you forgot the bit that said "to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

I think gay couples have quite a grievance at this point. Their relationships have no bearing on the greatest majority of the 50+ %. They have the right to petition for redress. It's good to see that Arnie has taken a strong stand on this.

Have a glass of Kryptonite, Clark

Liquid Kryptonite recipe:

3/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 splash Vodka
3/4 oz Coconut Rum
3/4 oz Spiced Rum
3/4 oz Pineapple Juice

Kryptonite Directions
Combine ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. ( I guess you could add a touch of green food coloring for show )

you liked freaks and geeks? my cousin was on that show, he was the character named Harris Trinsky and i think he was in like 8 episodes or something.

In reply to this comment by moodonia:
I'm so happy that all the people from Freaks and geeks are friends in real life. Its like they are a gang that make cool movies. Kind of makes it seem like even though they were cancelled everything in real life works out in the end. or something. my scrot hurts like hell. I wanted to share that with someone.

Thank you for the promote.

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
This was in Pineapple Express, and the most recent episode of the Simpsons. It's also ridiculously catchy. *promote