Here's a round up of everyone's fromage submissions, last chance to upvote if you've missed something. I'll be announcing the winners in about 15 hours or so, bloody time zones...

Laura

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ashford-Simpson-Solid
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Gibson-Lost-In-Your-Eyes

alien_concept

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chesney-Hawkes-The-One-And-Only
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kylie-Minogue-And-Jason-Donovan-Especially-For-You

Thylan

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bryan-Adams-Heaven
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lighthouse-Family-Lifted
http://www.videosift.com/video/Simply-Red-Fairground
http://www.videosift.com/video/2-Unlimited-No-limit

dystopianfuturetoday

http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mathew-Wilder-Break-My-Stride-Unlive-on-Solid-Gold
http://www.videosift.com/video/Brecker-Brothers-Some-Skunk-Funk
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sykotic-Sinfony-Manic-Depresso
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Deb-Look-Out-Weekend

mintbbb

http://www.videosift.com/video/Michael-Bolton-How-Am-I-Supposed-To-Live-Without-Cheese
http://www.videosift.com/video/Princess-Stephanie-of-Monaco-Irresistable-1986
http://www.videosift.com/video/George-Michael-Careless-Whisper

firefly

http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-Making-Love-Out-Of-Nothing-At-All
http://www.videosift.com/video/More-superhero-cheese-Spidey-Meets-The-Yeti
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Cyrkle-Red-Rubber-Ball
http://www.videosift.com/video/Peter-Cetera-The-Glory-of-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Theres-Got-To-Be-A-Morning-After
http://www.videosift.com/video/Have-You-Never-Been-Mellloooooww
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rockwell-Somebodys-Watching-Me-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

thinker247

http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

Don_Juan

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-sew-on-a-button


kronosposeidon

http://www.videosift.com/video/Winger-Seventeen
http://www.videosift.com/video/Culture-Club-Do-You-Really-Want-To-Hurt-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/Phil-Collins-One-More-Night
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dead-Or-Alive-Brand-New-Lover
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tiffany-I-Think-Were-Alone-Now

kulpims

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bele-Vrane-Hey-girl

Eklek

http://www.videosift.com/video/Steklovata-Novii-God-New-Year-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sandra-Maria-Magdalena-1985

Zonbie

http://www.videosift.com/video/Scooch-Flying-The-Flag-Of-CHEESE-For-You
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-hasselhoff-Our-First-Night-Together-Knight-Rider
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Hasselhoff-Crazy-for-Cheeeese-You

MarineGunrock

http://www.videosift.com/video/Darth-Vader-Explains-Pythagorean-Theorem

Tags for this video have been changed from 'thank god you are here, josh lawson, aussie, comedy, hasslehoff' to 'thank god you are here, josh lawson, aussie, comedy, hasselhoff, hoff' - edited by Zonbie

Stop it. Stop it stop it stop it. This was uncalled for.

In reply to this comment by Zonbie:
More Cheese
Knight Rider Hasselhoff Cheese and of course The Hoff Dispenses More Cheese

>> ^kronosposeidon:
He's so talented. I bet he could sing even while he's drunk and eating a cheeseburger off the floor.


as long as the lyrics are "ug, ug, ur, know wha- f@#$ you, f#@$ you"
boogie.

I just submitted 2 more classic bits of supreme cheese

Knight Rider Hasselhoff Cheese and of course The Hoff Dispenses More Cheese

More Cheese
Knight Rider Hasselhoff Cheese and of course The Hoff Dispenses More Cheese

A little-known fact: In Germany, Garfield is a bigger celebrity than David Hasselhoff

Hmm, I hadn't thought of that, but now that you say it..
I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me

>> ^alien_concept:
Oh and I wager 10 quid on 75% of the blokes here already having bashed one out to Pinky's avatar to make a point

I'm 25. White male.

Born in Escondido, CA.

I live with my parents near Microsoft's headquarters in the house I grew up in.

I've played in two regionally successful "indie" bands as a drummer. John Vanderslice opened for my band in San Francisco the first tour we had... he and his band rocked the shit out of our set... we got some polite/drunken applause, then spent the night with a guy who had a nude David Hasselhoff picture in his trailer's bathroom. Life on the road, Kage.. life on the road...

I avoid people and the places where people are. When you live in the suburbs it's possible, if you only go out after 8pm and are back before 6am.

I would like to live on a farm (with high speed internet) and barring that, I hope to get my compTIA A+ certification before they update the test. Then I guess I'll do computer stuff since people are SO bad at it, I feel like a God telling them how many IRQ's USB can support and why they should buy more RAM.

Namasté.

>> ^fojlz:
Eh, even if what she was doing can be called "art" in specific settings, it's still a cheap ploy in this context. She's using her feminine wiles as a replacement for originality and talent (and sadly, it worked in this video). I say talent because personally, I don't think the way she was doing it was particularly challenging or artistic. Maybe the dance would have gained more merit with me if she'd stripped in a way that was interesting to those who are not heterosexual males (or homosexual females). I wasn't particularly entertained or excited.


After giving this another viewing, I agree that this routine isn't particularly challenging or original. She does execute it exceptionally well, however -- All the movements are smooth as silk and timed well. Honestly, some people find it hard enough to operate clothing, even in the absence of a soundtrack. I think her second routine was both more original and a bit more difficult, though it's appeal is also questionable (unless you're David Hasselhoff).

If I could upvote the video and downvote the poster, I would. Similarly, if I had enough star power to strip the "Terrible" tag and add "Art", I would do that as well. This is not simply "stripping", it is burlesque -- Saying it objectifies women is short-sighted and saying it doesn't require any talent is flat out ignorant.

The major difference is that stripping is geared for sex and sex alone, while burlesque is designed to entertain and excite. Most acts stimulate the mind as well as the body via comedy or a touch of the bizarre, and the women involved in all of the acts I have seen are in complete control over the act and themselves. At no point is actual sex involved. Michelle L'Amour is an excellent burlesque dancer to boot; she is very experienced and teaches classes in the art.

I will give a bit of credit to the time and place argument. I'm not going to say this is harmful to children, as British television seems to have a more relaxed attitude towards sexuality and is better off for it in my opinion. However, I will admit that the argument could go either way. For the record, she survived this round (both men voted yes), but was kicked off in the second round because David Hasselhoff changed his vote to "no." His children were in the audience and he felt too guilty to vote her into the third round.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'knight rider, knight, rider, michael knight, kitt, drunk' to 'knight rider, knight, rider, michael knight, kitt, drunk, david hasselhoff, the hoff' - edited by MycroftHomlz

BTW, swampgirl, it would seem that you have an unhealthy fascination with the Shatneriffic One. Lord knows that Shatner is a god amongst gods, but even I'm a wee bit dismayed. May I suggest counseling? Or booze? Or does that make it worse? This Kirk crush seems more than a little unhealthy, IMHO. It's somewhat "old school", if I may indulge in the parlance of modern youths. May I suggest David Hasselhoff as a more contemporaneous substitute?

HAHA Loved the Hasselhoff bit!

Instead of a show where David Hasselhoff determines who has talent, shouldn't we have a show that determines if David Hasselhoff can survive a headfull of bullets?