The best cereal was Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles was a close second. Cookie Crisp is somewhere on my top ten, but I'm with laura, the hype of eating cookies for breakfast overpowers the actual taste of those damn things.

Another favorite was Rainbow Brite Cereal (feel free to challenge my manhood), Cinammon Toast Crunch, and of course Cap'N Crunch's Crunch Berries. I'm hungry. What's for breakfast?

Cookie Crisp was my only "forbidden fruit" as a kid...even my mom wouldn't let me eat it. (She was a food pusher, too...)
So, when I was on my own for the first time I bought a box. It seriously failed to live up to its advertised awesomeness.
That is all.
I loved this diagram!

Cap'n Crunch has supernatural milk absorption properties and sugar content. It is indeed the ideal of kid cereals. Well, maybe second to Cookie Crisp.

oh yeah - that is the funniest Venn diagram ever drawn. No, fools, don't try to show counter-examples - you will only fail.

C'mon and get down with that Artifacts sound
Where kids get wreck and, the beat's bound to pound
We're strollin through the industry B, see we gotta be
the next shit that kicks, cause brothers ain't got it
In this rap shit, ain't no time for the dilly-dally
pally throw a match in the Gasoline Alley
Blew up mad spots, kids were jealous for the props
See the shit never stops Hobbes, just lookin for my dillz-knot
Styles we make, never fake, broke breaks in every crate
Old freestyles and dirty ass copied-over tapes
Notified that, the Artifacts never slack
While crews is on stage wack, we just play the back
Now, the flip tripper ripper slits ya wit da mixture
All crews, who never paid dues, watch it 'fore I get ya
Cause nowadays, it's da ways, of the underground
but they're wack now, so c'mon wit da git down

You know the stacks, if not, then ask some niggaz who heard of me
The half on the Artifacts of Jersey
Cause brothers be buggin not givin love to the nuccas
Sayin fuck us, cause we be shinin brighter than the suckers
Shootin me prison nobody listens to your dissin
Cause yo my shit's legit and as a lyricist I'm hittin
the high note, so why don't, I smile when I take pictures
Cause now that I rock I got more niggaz on my jock than bitches
I just wanna do my jams with fams and slam into some hypeness
But biters and backstabbin rappers don't even like us
But props due, peep The Source RapPages and the Billboard
And read about the tours while you be flappin your jaws
I freak techniques, cause talk is cheaper than beepers from Broad Street
Punks talk junk, Tame and the Sensai leave em all beat
So peep how deep my technique freaks and how my shit sounds
C'mon wit da c'mon, git down wit da git down

Hold up, you rap sucker duck, buck, the track's rough enough
to prove a point, that the niggaz is the joint
Magazines where we're seen, now pop the tape in your deck
I got the Heavy Ammunition cuz I'm Flexi Wit Da Tech
Niggaz, can't believe the Artifacts acheive
Got, tricks up my sleeve so bow down on your knees
Yo, we ain't got the same lame, ordinary plain game
Put to shame any crew who wants to feel the flame
So bring submission to the rap recognition
My right hand is itchin from the shit that I'm scriptin
So pass the baton, to the next runner up, Tame
I give a pound so, c'mon wit da git down

Aiyyo, word to my grandma's tampons, I drop bombs, but since
our demo tracks had gaps some said my fat raps was half-assed
Watchin others rock and clock we shocked em like a robot
with our props, so now the Notty Head Niggaz got more knots yo
My pockets are lumpy chump, my drunk style is trunky dunk
My disc in crisp, put funk in funk like Humpty Hump
Cuz I'm comin from the underground I'm down wit da git down
MC's who used to diss us, get pissed cause they ain't shit now
The Artifacts, represent on every stage we step on
The days of gettin slept, are dead because we keep on
peepin these weak MC's, who cheese with their bologny
Cause they're phony as fuck, and couldn't pull shit off a tow truck
So yo bro, now you know my flow so go and sit down
or c'mon wit da c'mon, git down wit da git down

Lame.

Almost an exact replica in terms of style and tone, only the vocals are less crisp in Smith's version.

It's not brilliant to imitate brilliance.

That's just my opinion.

1) Season - Fall. I love the cool, crisp air, the leaves, the apple cider.
2) Place in the world - New England, USA
3) Children's book - Where the wild things are
4) TV Series - Comedy; Family Guy, Chuck, Scrubs Action/Drama; Heroes
5) Word - kluppsmuffen - I have no clue what it means (it's German) but I found it on a label on one of the machines where I used to work.
6) Film - Too many to pick a favorite.
7) Curse - Fuck - It's just so versatile.
Creature - Chinchilla.
9) Past time - Computer gaming.
10)Person - My lovely lady.

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Dog.
12) Sweet or savoury - Sweet
13) Cereal or Toast - Ceral
14) Tan or pale - To be or to look at?
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop
17) Drive or walk - Drive
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy
19) Sex or food - That's a toughie. Can't I eat while sexing?
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Simpsons

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission The big Lebowski - the fucking short version.
22) A great comment on one of your vids - the definition of "masturbing".
23) Most off the wall member - Choggie.
24) Favourite user name - burdturgler
25) Your most used channel - Comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - Stabbing myself in the leg with a metal strap.
27) Best avatar - Pft. Mine.
28) Partner in crime - Huh?
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - What are people offline?
30) Idea for the site - Search by channels.

About you

31) Where do you live - Tempe, Arizona
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Fuck that.
33) Left or right handed - Left
34) Hair colour - my hair colour is brown
35) Relationship status - in one, but there's always an opening for blankfist.
36) How tall - Six feet.
37) Children - Fuck no.
38) Ever had an operation - Yes - septoplasty. That shit SUCKS.
39) Best feature - My ass.
40) Use four words to describe yourself - 1)Blankfist's 2)ass 3)arouses 4)me.

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - George Washington. He'd be fuckin pissed at what we've done to his nation.
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - The MG charity for MG's debt reduction.
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Anyone that thinks we've never been there.
44) Relive a moment in your life - There's a few where I'd want to right a few wrongs.
45) Have a superpower - Ability to control/travel though time.
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - Um, I think it would be ? = 42
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - trying to take a piss with morning wood.
48) Be president for one hour - GTFO of Iraq, balance the budget and bring all of our troops back into the US. Work on us helping us for a change.
49) Delete a period in history - None?
50) Achieve one thing - build a time machine out of a DeLorean

Man, that roast has had me entertained through two spliffs, a cuppa and a ham, cheese and crisp sandwich. Hilarious (this doesn't count, you didn't see me)

Obsidianfire is the next person to play get burnt to a crisp? Can't wait... I'll get the Premium fuel ready...

It costs 20 cents more, but it burns more nicely in a fire...

>> ^shuac:
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.


Hey, why is there plastic everywhere in here?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

You should have seen my reaction when I learned that only Bronze Diamond or above can post these directly. I was staring at the embed code, wondering why it wouldn't work. *shakes fist at your diamond*

Don't let Zifnab burn you to a crisp, human.

>> ^arvana:
I'm just happy to FINALLY get to submit one of these first!

What do elephants use for tampons? ..........Sheep.

I listen to that radio station KPMS quite a bit. Their programming alternates, 2 weeks of rocknroll, 1 week of blues, and then 1 week of ragtime.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede........a walkie-talkie.

I just got back from a pleasure trip........I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off their head.

A lawyer's son is in the 4th grade. He comes home from school and that evening they are having dinner when his Dad says, "so, son what did you learn in school today?" His son says, "the teacher talked about something called "ethics". The father says, "well, did you understand what she meant?," The boy responds, "not really."
The father pushes back his chair and says, "OK, here, let me give you an example of ethics. Let's say I do some legal work for a little elderly lady. Let's say her bill comes to $500. She comes into my office, walks up to my secretary, opens her purse and hands 5 brand new crisp $100 bills to her. She gets her receipt and walks out. As my secretary is putting the cash in the box, she discovers that 2 bills were stuck together, so the old lady had actually overpaid by $100. Son, this is where ethics comes into play.............do I tell my partners?"

You might be a redneck if your mother doesn't even take the cigarette out of her mouth as she tells the state-trooper to kiss her ass.

>> ^choggie:
"Obama has won sufficient delegates to guarantee him the nomination and is therefore considered the presumptive nominee, and to be guaranteed a place among the stars."
God Bless Bee Pollen crisps, smothered in caramel!!!!


You know things are going well when even Choggie gives Obama his blessings.

The original quote from Wikip:

Obama has won sufficient delegates to guarantee him the nomination and is therefore considered the presumptive nominee. [Same status as McCain]

"Obama has won sufficient delegates to guarantee him the nomination and is therefore considered the presumptive nominee, and to be guaranteed a place among the stars."
God Bless Bee Pollen crisps, smothered in caramel!!!!

Phenomenal work as usual ydj. The glass must have been crystal clean for such crisp images. Were you on a tripod? What's the actual size of those buggers? Hard to tell with no frame of reference.