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Whew!>> ^alien_concept:

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Don't google image search 'butt hole tattoo'

Just sayin'



I was laughing pretty hard guy. I searched for ANUS TATTOO and found this. Butt hole was a little to broad for my search tastes.

she is already a meme.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24973036.jpg

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24972875.jpg

This one made me almost piss myself : http://www.mix1079fm.com/stationimages/blogimages/406345_10151041413828859_51239322_n.jpg

>> ^aimpoint:

DVDA just became possible


I don't think you understand the gravity of this scenario. Far more than four cocks could fit inside this hole.

I wonder if it would have the same effect on my anus.


Siftbot has been unkind to me lately.

>> ^EvilDeathBee:

Endorsed by Republicans everywhere
Odd. I thought it was far-left liberals who were in support of removing bestiality laws. In the alternate universe where this is possible, I can already see the SCC arguments. I've got the bird parts, I should be able to marry that there Emu.

Ok, so some cultural illumination seems like a good idea about now.

A battered sav: A sausage covered in batter then deep fried. The idea here is that the gymnasts penis is a sausage being dipped in batter and/or the method of cooking the battered sav into boiling oil as he drops towards the ground.

Party/crazy date: Date is an anus. The Party/crazy date, when one pivots and spins flashing his date for all to see.

Spinning date: A backflip.

Hello boys: This is where the gymnast opens his legs and seemingly presents his testicles. Onlookers would no doubt say, in the Carry On tradition, "Hello boys".

Flatbag: bag meaning scrotum. Self-explanitory.

A bit of a goose: A goose means a fool. To be "a bit of a goose" means to have done something a little foolish or embarrassing. This is used when the gymnast performs what looks like a goosestep ala Nazi soldiers.

Hope this helps without being condescending.

No biggie. I can play opposite day too. Observe.

"Look at that little boy's anus!!"

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Thanks for voicing my exact sentiments and sharing some of your experiences.

I know concerned parents such as ourselves are probably more likely to have well-adjusted kids, but I still wish there could be some way to really shield their brains from being deformed by all the poison that surrounds them.

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>> ^lucky760:
I worry often and a lot about how I can possibly keep my sons from being perverted by this society.


Ditto. I think back to me growing up and the sort of soft introduction to adult material. First you'd see topless women in National Geographics, then maybe some 'lad's mags' in the store, nothing naked, just bikini stuff... then you might get hold of a Playboy and see naked women. And back then they were pretty much natural women too (sure, not 'average', but at least not silicon and botox plumped versions).

Then you might get to see some actual porn mags at your 'rough' friend's place...

These days: "Go on web, look up sex in google image search and get inundated with hard, filthy sex"

Yeah, quite concerned. Doing our best to shield our kids from it as much as possible. Plenty of talk about what sex is (we have 3 boys and a girl all under 9), and that side of things (my wife is a midwife, so it kind of comes up a lot), but shielding as much as possible from not just sex on the internet, but also what passes for mainstream music videos these days (I mean, fucking Katy Perry... FUCK).

I'm with you lucky. I have no problem with sex... no problem with masturbation, no problem with porn in and of itself (just what 90% of it has become)... but how engrained it's become and how central and how much it's pushing into the lives of younger and younger kids.

Yeah, it's not good :

>> ^lucky760:
I worry often and a lot about how I can possibly keep my sons from being perverted by this society.


Ditto. I think back to me growing up and the sort of soft introduction to adult material. First you'd see topless women in National Geographics, then maybe some 'lad's mags' in the store, nothing naked, just bikini stuff... then you might get hold of a Playboy and see naked women. And back then they were pretty much natural women too (sure, not 'average', but at least not silicon and botox plumped versions).

Then you might get to see some actual porn mags at your 'rough' friend's place...

These days: "Go on web, look up sex in google image search and get inundated with hard, filthy sex"

Yeah, quite concerned. Doing our best to shield our kids from it as much as possible. Plenty of talk about what sex is (we have 3 boys and a girl all under 9), and that side of things (my wife is a midwife, so it kind of comes up a lot), but shielding as much as possible from not just sex on the internet, but also what passes for mainstream music videos these days (I mean, fucking Katy Perry... FUCK).

I'm with you lucky. I have no problem with sex... no problem with masturbation, no problem with porn in and of itself (just what 90% of it has become)... but how engrained it's become and how central and how much it's pushing into the lives of younger and younger kids.

Yeah, it's not good

>> ^lucky760:
I worry often and a lot about how I can possibly keep my sons from being perverted by this society.


Move to China.

I say, embrace it. Kids will still snicker the first few times they hear the name, but who cares?

That's right kids -- it is planet YER' ANUS. Enjoy your moments of juvenile mirth every time you hear it. YERANUS YERANUS YERANUS.

Perhaps we can mitigate this problem by dumping the kids into a sort of unfortunate name "sensory overload"?:

We are planning to ERECT a PENAL colony on URANUS. The first prisoners can be birds like blue footed BOOBIES and great TITS. Maybe we'll leave some PUSSY cats there to keep the bird population from exploding.

I propose that every 3rd grade science teacher recite the preceding paragraph (adding any more unfortunate words they deem worthy) to their classes every day until the novelty wears off and the kids stop giggling.