https://videosift.com/video/South-Park-Chipotle-Away

I've got some bad news for you dude, you've been eating vegan food all of your life. All of that stuff on your plate that isn't beef, poultry, fish or dairy is vegan. DUH DUH DUUUUUUUH!

Tofu is also highly dependent on what flavors it's absorbing, it doesn't have any flavor itself. I rarely eat myself, mostly using it as a substitute for mayo (+bit of mustard and tabasco makes a pretty convincing substitute)

I know what you mean though some of the older vegan processed food is awful and card board like.

Give these a go one day https://gardein.com/recipes/seven-grain-tenders-with-chipotle-mayo/
(it's not like real chicken patties have much chicken in them anyway...)


EDIT: BTW there is a perfectly good way to eat animals and be vegan. Road kill.... or if you're in the field at the right time to see an old buffalo collapse.... or if a shark has bitten a fish in 1/2 and you take the other 1/2. Technically all vegan since no animals were exploited by humans. There is always breast milk too assuming you've asked for the mothers consent. (don't do it mad max style).

Verizon Chipotle Exxon Merger (Parks and Rec) has been added as a related post - related requested by eric3579.

So that's how you pronounce chipotle.

*promote the *art

Yeah, Chipotle had McD fund them, but the founder Steve Ells bought out their stake once he had the cash to do it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipotle_Mexican_Grill

This is why they make that Chiplotleaway®™ for when you eat too much, all that GMO stainage....Personally, ate their shat once, hated it. Taqueria Can-cún in San Fran makes about the best had, and we're surrounded by better-than-most Tex-Mex 'round here. How to fuck-up a decent burrito?? Ask Chipotle.

McDonald's was an early investor in Chipotle. Here's a current list of all the GMO's in Chipotle's meals (i.e., everything marked with a G).

Too bad it's the marketing campaign that matters, not its veracity.

Oh if any of you are hot sauce fans take a look at this - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004DJN39O Its four 5 ounce bottles Cholula Original, Cholula Chili Garlic, Cholula Chipotle and Cholula Chili Lime
I bought it for my girlfriend and she was very happy. I never knew they offered so many flavors

btw, this is a *commercial for Chipotle

What happens when they discover Chipotle?

Some more...

Schadenfreude
Brett Favre
Justin Bieber
Nietzsche
Chipotle
Cthulhu
Haute Couture
Zach Galifianakis
Croissant

Ok, real Tagalog pronunciation.

I went to Chipotle for the first time about two weeks ago. It really is amazingly good. Years ago, I used to eat at taco bell a lot until I started getting sick every time I went there. I've been to a couple other Mexican restaurants and wasn't too impressed. Chipotle totally blows them away.

Chipotle is awesome. A ton of burrito places have sprung up in Toronto over the last few years (it was a bit of a fad a couple years back), and honestly, despite being part of a huge chain, Chipotle is probably the best one.