Just fit them with shock collars and give them a zap when interrupting.

🎱 adderall. coke. meth. benzos.

🐌 sniffing. slurring. non-sequtres. confusion?

⚡ 4 hrs sleep? impulsiveness? acute rage?


🤦 dude. don the dope might just be dopey.


⚛️ FWIW: biden's son isn't carrying the nuclear codes.

"Let's lay it right on the line. Bigotry and racism are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world today. But, unlike a team of costumed super-villains, they can’t be halted with a punch in the snoot, or a zap from a ray gun. The only way to destroy them is to expose them—to reveal them for the insidious evils they really are. The bigot is an unreasoning hater—one who hates blindly, fanatically, indiscriminately. If his hang-up is black men, he hates ALL black men. If a redhead once offended him, he hates ALL redheads. If some foreigner beat him to a job, he’s down on ALL foreigners. He hates people he’s never seen—people he’s never known—with equal intensity—with equal venom.
Now, we’re not trying to say it’s unreasonable for one human being to bug another. But, although anyone has the right to dislike another individual, it’s totally irrational, patently insane to condemn an entire race—to despise an entire nation—to vilify an entire religion. Sooner or later, we must learn to judge each other on our own merits. Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill out hearts with tolerance. For then, and only then, will we be truly worthy of the concept that man was created in the image of God–a God who calls us ALL—His children.

Pax et Justitia,
Stan"

We lost Stan and Clownface Von Fuckstick is still alive.
There is no justice.

that kind of work amazes me. I'm sure they need to fly in perfect weather but the pilot needs to keep it steady and even lowers himself closer to the wire when he needs to get to the far underside clamp. And I am sure it is second nature by now but if you mess up on the needle and clamp then its either you or the helicopter who gets the zap and neither one will work right after.

I got zapped once by a powerful capacitor. I reckon he learned a lesson there.

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Zap vs MoM

Last time I needed a new prescription, it was obvious that it was going to be way cheaper for me to go with daily disposable contact lenses instead. I only occasionally need 20/20 vision.

When my eyes deteriorate to the point where I need lenses for driving, I'm just gonna get them zapped.

you know that guy in the electronics videos that always accidentally zaps himself. this guy is the same but for dangerous animals

zap

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And then suddenly *ZAP* Static discharge burns the whole place down.

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Even Q zapped himself back to his Continuum.

A MAN WAS SHOT DEAD TODAY AFTER FIRING ON TWO POLICE OFFICERS IN A PARK

OFFICER ZAP PUNCHFACE SAID:
"WE WAS DOING THE LAWFUL EXECUTION OF OUR SACRED DUTIES WHEN THE ASSH..SUSPECT STARTED SHOOTING FOR NO REASON.. WE NEVER DONE NOTHING"

THE OFFICERS ARE TO BE COMMENDED FOR THEIR BRAVERY IN DEALING WITH CRIMINAL TERRORIST MANIACS