I actually didn't think this was Seth's best work. I'm a big fan of his "Closer Look" segment, but I don't find him that funny with his one-liners.

Also, genuine question: why did Oprah win the Cecil B. de Mille Award? I mean, she's undoubtedly a successful person, but her filmography is pretty mediocre.

The last few winners were:
Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman, Jodie Foster, Woody Allen, George Clooney, Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep.

There's no way you could argue that Oprah belongs in that company. (not really sure why Clooney is there either, TBH, also get lost Woody Allen, you creepy old fuck).

But still, upvote for the sentiment if not the execution.

Hmm, yes. Quite woody. Regular flutes, too damn tinny.

So, looks like Louis is going through a Woody Allen phase. That might work out.

then woody started knocking on the back of the guys head.

Oh Woody Harrelson, how far you have come!

Actually, it's all in the terminal velocity. He (or she) never exceeds the same speed he would from 10ft up. His weight-to-surface-area ratio is roughly the same as a human skydiver using a reserve chute. He'd easily survive, especially if he grabbed the end of a branch at the end.

As Woody once said, "it's falling... with style!".

@GenjiKilpatrick
i don't think thats what milkman was getting at.
not the way i read his post.

i think we can agree that we can appreciate someones accomplishments while,at the very same time,condemn them for abhorrent behavior.

i think woody allen is a gross,lecherous douche nozzle,but he has created some of the most poignant and satirical movies ..ever.

one does not negate the other because they are entirely different points to ponder.

ray lewis was one of the most intense,aggressive and prolific middle linebackers in NFL history....and a murderer.

now you are totally within your rights to conflate the person with their accomplishments and hold to the opinion that anything improper,heinous,illegal negates/overshadows anything positive.

but lets be clear,that is an argument of conflation,based on distinctions.

milkman is addressing each item separately,and judging accordingly based on his own morality.

woody allen would be proud.
neurosis brought to the level of art.
bravo my friend....bravo.

though i have to admit never having issue with saying hello to a woman,and most certainly never gave it this much thought.

http://videosift.com/video/Love-Woody-Style

What do they say on comedy shows? Sexy Time?

he probably had a woody and they thought he had a gun.

Too bad her friends took her away, that tree had a HUGE woodie ready for her.

The Fifth Dimension- WOrking on a Groovy THing- Woody Allen has been added as a related post - related requested by chingalera on that post.

Woody Harrelson steals the scene with his line around 2:30

Has Woody been conscious since 1999?

Do they make these "stun cuffs" smaller? Like the size of my "woody woodpecker?"