Can anyone even begin to explain this thing of masturbating in front of someone who doesn't want anything to do with you? I don't understand at all, and this is maybe the third case in recent weeks. Is it like visual rape...just about power? Whaaaa?

whaaaa... how?

Whaaaa, now you make me want to use my sad clown avatar.

At first I was all like, whaaaa? Then I read the penny arcade stuff and was like, oooooh.

>> ^transporter:

I forgot how much I hate videosift>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
>> ^transporter:
God, her play by play commentary is atrocious. This needs like a Mexican soccer announcer or those guys from the Danny Hart mountain-bike racing video.
Also, FUCK your son's Wii video game, tell the dispatcher he's got a crowbar. Favorite Part: "I'm sorry I can't calm down, I've just been robbed of everything!"

Yeah, it's as if she's all, like, scared or something. You'd never think that she comments on live home-invasion video feeds for a living, would you?


Whaaaa? Come on, I was only joking. Quantummushroom is the reason you hate VideoSift.

>> ^marbles:

>> ^spoco2:
I'm voting this down, as I thought it was some new revelation that had gone against what the studies and investigations had ACTUALLY found out, but it's not, this is from 2008. This has been shown to be false, in that the age at which kids generally start showing Autism is the same age at which they get vaccines.
It is NOT a cause and effect, it is not causation, they just happen around the same time.
This digging up things from the past that have been shown to be false and passing it around as if it's something new is what conspiracy theorists do.
The people who think that vaccines do more harm than good are gravely mistaken and misguided I'm afraid.
Anyone who's child appears to suddenly change from 'normal' to autistic is naturally going to want a scapegoat, but I'm afraid vaccines are not it, they just aren't.
Have a watch of this very good video on all of this 'outrage' about vaccines.

No-one claimed it was causation. The only one talking in absolutes is jackasses like yourself.
So thousands of parents are looking for a "scapegoat" and blaming vaccines for their child's autism? And I'm the conspiracy theorist?


Um, yes you did, you're title is CDC's Julie Gerberding Admits Vaccines can Trigger Autisim, that's suggesting causation, sir ass of jack.

And whaaaa? I don't even know what the hell the second part of your answer is saying.

There are kids with autism, seemingly more than there used to be, there are a number of different thoughts as to why this is (not least being it's better at being diagnosed now than it used to be). I'm all for people wanting to find the causes of it, but leaping at something that just happens to happen at around the same age as they start showing signs is not good science, it doesn't help anyone, and is doing huge amounts of harm by making people stop being vaccinated.

Children have DIED because parents have not got them vaccinated because of this fear that idiots like Jenny McCarthy have stirred up. I have family and friends who have thought that there actually a link between the two when THERE IS NOT.

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er... perhaps I missed the source material, but
whaaaa?


It's from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

er... perhaps I missed the source material, but

whaaaa?

Wait, he's pro-abortion AND pro-abstinence? Whaaaa? And what's he staring at?

oh come ON!
THIS is the ritual they suggest for a "perfect" cup of coffee?
ok..lets review.
1.have your own roaster....can i borrow yours?
2.have your own grinder....fuck you..you pretentious coffee elitist.
3.have some friends help sort the good and bad roasted beans...shall i just go ahead and call them "former friends"?
4.use bad grounds to season the filter..whaaaa?...then throw bad grounds away..oh fuck you man.i paid good money for those beans.
5.place good beans and let sit for an hour....what the fuck man!you mean i STILL dont have my morning coffee?
6.then spray grounds with a fine water mist so a healthy mold can grow....ok..stop-stop-stop...now you can just go fuck yourself.
7.no..there is no step 7.the only last step is me kicking you in the balls.

i blame you coffee boy.making me wait three weeks for a cup of joe.
you pretentious elitist FUCK.

In fact, it has been scientifically proven that diversity in the gene pool is a bad thing.

Wait, why does that not sound right?

Oh right, cause it's not.

Fuh-guh-whaaaa?

Guh-buh-whaaaa....

Mind = blown

Once again, the massive scope to which I do not know about this world, humbles me.

Rigged?... naaaaa... why would someone want to drum up the very slightest bit of interest in their new album... that i'm sure we were ALL going to ask Santa for anyway...

Actors acting?... Whaaaa?

whaaaa mad scientists for the win!!