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The Watermelon Joke That Saved Me After I Got Pulled Over
PC issues aside, can someone explain to me why a vagina would keep flies off watermelon? Just trying to figure out why the cop was doubled over laughing.
The Watermelon Joke That Saved Me After I Got Pulled Over
moonsammy: great take. thumbs-up! crystalized my thoughts exactly!*
a couple of rules of comedy are 'know your audience' and [the joke] 'it has to be funny'. if there is no laugh, either you told it wrong, told it to the wrong person, or your wrong about it being funny. your audience is the final judge. not their duty to laff at your doody joke.
stukafox: okay [btw: the watermelon joke is very old] but not going w/the worst or nastiest, just with a few of old risqué ones.
novice is riding back to the convent w/the mother superior on their bicycles through the medieval section of the town. mother superior tells the novice "let's cut through this alleyway". the alley is long, rough and bumpy but the novice agrees. when they get back on the regular route the novice says, "that was new! I've never come that way before!" mother superior says, "it's the cobblestones."
a woman notices her neighbor's tomatoes are fully ripening while her's are still green. she asks him "how do you get your tomatoes to ripen so quickly?" he tells her, "I get up around dawn while I'm still in my bathrobe and open it and flash them. they get so embarrassed they turn red." women tells him she's going to try it but later in the evening. the next day, the neighbor sees the woman and asks "so? did it work?" the woman turns to tell him, "no. it didn't - but YOU SHOULD SEE MY CUCUMBERS!
an old woman was talking w/her younger friend. old woman tells her about some of the older woman in town. "oh! don't let them fool you! they were pretty wild in their day! " then she went on and listed all the men a trio of sisters went through and each tête à tête they had. the list was shockingly impressive enough that the younger woman said, "gee...maybe they couldn't help themselves...maybe they suffered from a hereditary disease?" the old woman cocks her head back and eyes the younger woman then says, "hereditary? hell! yes! it was! it was IN THEIR JEANS!!!"
*david letterman
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How Hard Can You Hit a Golf Ball? (at 100,000 FPS)
*quality *timeshift footage, especially the watermelon
A guy eats watermelon fast.
Thats not eating... thats biting a watermelon really fast.
Casually Explained: Human Beings
Everything is ripe. Stop tapping the watermelons; you look stupid.
Beverly Hills Cop - Cigarette Truck
Does it bother anyone else that the truck clearly marked "Vegetables!" was carrying watermelons and bananas?
Beverly Hills Cop - Cigarette Truck
What was in the green suitcases being loaded into the green cab parked next to an empty lot?
Seriously, was Coles Truckin selling ICE Cold Watermelons and Bananas in the hood?
Fruits and vegetables before and after domestication
Nothing sadder than a seedless watermelon.
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Your video, What happens when you put 20,000 volts into a Watermelon?, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
What happens when you put 20,000 volts into a Watermelon?
After repeatedly failing to comply with officer commands, the belligerent watermelon was tazed.
Indestructible Coating?
Not so much a "coating" as it is a shell, or even a container of sorts, around the watermelon. It's like a half-inch thick or more, so, for me at least, it's not as impressive as first implied by the title.
Smarter Every Day - HOLDING AN EXPLOSION at 20,000 fps
Smarter Every Day - POTATO GUN vs. WATERMELON in SLOW MOTION has been added as a related post - related requested by PlayhousePals.
Smarter Every Day - HOLDING AN EXPLOSION at 20,000 fps
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Restaurant owner fights off armed robber
I want a piece of that watermelon cut with that knife.