I must say, I am somewhat relieved that a movie with Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken exists and I have not seen it. For I would have to end my life afterwards, due to the complete impossibility of finding anything to top it. It is comforting to know such Awesome exists in the world, and is a strong argument for a Creator, as the possibility such could be wrought through pure chance is staggeringly small.

>> ^smooman:
i saw john lithgow in the title and immediately upvoted. i want this man to read my eulogy!


He'd probably be entertaining reading a grocery list. He makes a great villian..he's kind of like Christopher Walken that way..or James Woods..remember cliffhanger? He was such a charming bastard in that movie..

Michael Bolton...the next Christopher Walken?

ability to reason things out in a christopher walken voice

<christopher walken>
Wow. Woweewowow.
</christopher walken>

I get the feeling this guy could do an amazing Christopher Walken impression!

>> ^thinker247:

You had me at dolphin.


He had me at fake Christopher Walken voice.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

We need a *walken channel.

The only tolerable part of this video is the Walken voice.

Otherwise, I hold disdain for both him and you at the moment.

Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Give a man a crazy ass basket and a sacred lake and well, apparently he still only eats for a day.

@MycroftHomlz There are so many reasons "local government" can't/won't help in many African countries. To understand we first have to try to put aside our First World mindsets.

The first is that everyone in the impoverished countries are in continual power struggles thus there is no solid government to speak of. We often see kids with AK-47's because one faction came to him while he was out playing and said "Fight with us and you will get food and clothing, if not you and your whole village will die." Unfortunately a massive number of people are going to suffer at either decision that child makes.

The second is most of those same countries are in debt to the World Bank. So when a stable government is put in place the first thing the World Bank takes away is social assistance programs. The World Bank cares about one thing, it's "mutha fu*king money". They don't care how or why they get it. Africa has comparatively few natural resources for export and the ones they do have they either don't have the technology to harvest (oil), are owned by DeBeers (diamonds) or run by Christopher Walken (gold).

There are many other factors but these are some of the biggest reasons why there are no government programs. Thus it is left up to you and me. Or if that sounds to big a task we can always let the big businesses in to take care of them. They probably aren't that greedy, right? *cough Goldman Sachs

*end thesis

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