Finally I can check "kilted unicycler play starwars theme on a bagpipe" off my list of things to see.

also *wtf

also also, it's only 1 wheel, so it shouldn't be in "wheels" channel

It's a unicycle train. Wonderful bit of splicing though.

My comment was not meant to be taken literally. The point being, if you drive something with 2 wheels or 4...keep your head on a swivel (yes, more hyperbole). Of course, this advice does not apply to unicycles so it's open season on them.

>> ^poolcleaner:

>> ^critical_d:
Rule #1 for motorcycle drivers = Nobody can see you.
Rule #1 for car drivers = You cannot see motorcycles.

Am I the only one that DOES see motorcycles or is everyone else just lazy? In my opinion, there's no excuse, unless you're driving a big ass truck, van, bus, or a car where even using your eyes, rather than mirrors, does not give a full view.

The base score. Pedestrians are 10 points.

Bicycles +25 points. In spandex +30 points. Hipster on a bicycles +100 points and several free rounds of drinks at the local bar

Babies: triple score

Crippled babies: quadruple score

Toddlers: double score

Chavs(England)/Wiggers(U.S.A): +5 points, additional +3 for each piece of sterotypical clothing.

Old People: double score (Zimmer frame +10, Wheelchair +8, Flat cap and/or pipe +12, Generally funny-looking +10)

Clowns: +8 points, additional +3 for unicycle.

Mimes: +26 points

Hikers: double score

People who don't look before they cross: +5 points

People who can't tell the difference between a road and a footpath: +7 points

Roadworkers: +5 points for each man 'supervising', +20 points for the one man actually working.

Walking a pet: +1 point

French-speaking: +5 points

Non-natively French-speaking: additional +10 points

Looks like Charlie sheen: +5 points

Is Charlie sheen: +60 points and a pat on the back and maybe a book deal.

Wearing bright/clashing colours: +5 points

Carrying shopping bags: +N points, where N is the number of meters the bags travelled.

The base score. Pedestrians are 10 points.

Bicycles +25 points. In spandex +30 points. Hipster on a bicycles +100 points and several free rounds of drinks at the local bar.

Babies: triple score

Crippled babies: quadruple score

Toddlers: double score

Chavs(England)/Wiggers(U.S.A): +5 points, additional +3 for each piece of sterotypical clothing.

Old People: double score (Zimmer frame +10, Wheelchair +8, Flat cap and/or pipe +12, Generally funny-looking +10)

Clowns: +8 points, additional +3 for unicycle.

Mimes: +26 points

Hikers: double score

People who don't look before they cross: +5 points

People who can't tell the difference between a road and a footpath: +7 points

Roadworkers: +5 points for each man 'supervising', +20 points for the one man actually working.

Walking a pet: +1 point

French-speaking: +5 points

Non-natively French-speaking: additional +10 points

Looks like Scott Bakula: +5 points

Is Scott Bakula: +60 points and a pat on the back

Wearing bright/clashing colours: +5 points

Carrying shopping bags: +N points, where N is the number of meters the bags travelled.

unicycle

>> ^kronosposeidon:

Blowjob on a motorcycle. That happened to me.
Okay, it was a bicycle.

Tricycle.

>> ^raverman:

Santa? Check.
Bagpipes? Check.
Unicycle? Check.
Your Argument? Invalid.


they're also in a Kilt.

>> ^raverman:

Santa? Check.
Bagpipes? Check.
Unicycle? Check.
Your Argument? Invalid.


You're overlooking one thing.

My hair is a bird.

Santa? Check.
Bagpipes? Check.
Unicycle? Check.

Your Argument? Invalid.

Wait a minute, this is a video of a guy jumping on a unicycle and he doesn't fall on his face?
I am shocked.

As much as this makes people all warm and fuzzy, this behavior is completely Beta and I advise against it. Does the girl want to make him happy for the rest of his life? She just looked more caught up in the moment. I bet you anything she ends up with the unicycle guy because Broadway production guy smothered her.

>> ^shuac:

No, I don't need it explained. I stand by my comment. The rules she's imposing are arbitrary.


Wow you're thick.
First, an arbitrary set of rules e.g.

1. Does the film show a women in a green shirt?
2. Are at least to women on unicycles?
3. Is at least one of the women a robotic mercenary who hunts hammer head sharks?

Those rules are arbitrary because they ask about women in films..
but they don't reveal any information about the frequency or quality of female characters in films.

Which is the whole point of the test and video. So standing by your comment just makes you sound like a bigot via ignorance.

Because it sounds as if you find it perfectly acceptable to treat 51% of the humans as if they're not as interesting/important enough to accurately acknowledge in a highly influential media such as films, tv, etc.

just sayin'..

Hey winkler....You ride a bike??..In Chicago?? You must be a baddass...otherwise, id' ride a unicycle in my fucking birthday suit an a butt-cold day on Lower Whacker, carrying a fucking warm baby on my back...YOU!??

why DID you post this retarded shit anyhow???
http://videosift.com/video/Share-the-Road-Buses-and-Bicycles

If you realize what song Tracy is talking about having a bear riding a unicycle to, you'll realize his genius
http://www.youtube.com/watch#v=UQeqmNbA2Hs

I'd love to cross it on a unicycle.