aaaaaaaand there is this weird kid who always shows up in some of my classes. he draws the vaginas of various mammals all over everything. folders, jeans, shoes, textbooks, backpacks, whatever. brilliant beautiful mammal vaginas. like on walrus's and shit. i want that.

he also wears a tshirt he made himself. he took a white shirt and drew triangles. all over it. the shirt is completely covered in triangles of every size draw with a sharpie. i need him to have a triangle shirt.

and praying mantis's. because there arent enough "cute" praying mantis things about. its all ladybugs and butterflies and owls and shit. i think i want a comic strip of sorts... 3 boxes. beggining middle end. starts with 2 praying mantis heart bubbles and shit. then freaky mantis doing its. and ends with dinner . bloody violent gorey sexy praying mantis dinner. if youre witty you can think of some a caption. perhaps something about praying before dinner or something or sex before dinner. i dont know. someone should be clever with words.

and i have an ant trail tattoo on my wrist. i want ant trail tshirts. with some clever cynical political/social statement.

oh and before i stopped getting tattoos i was going to get to like fleshwounds with maggots in them tattoo'd around my tits. i think i want one of those shirts that are like the insides of the body, skeleton, organs, maybe some muscles... but i want maggots in there. like zombie anatomy.

Hello dean... what's it like being a... liar!? Pants constantly on fire??

>> ^campionidelmondo:
Call it want you want ... T-Shirt, T-Shirt idea, design whatever. The fact remains that you're advertising them and that some of them are not for sale. The title of the panel doesn't really matter, it's the line saying "Help support VideoSift - buy a shirt or design your own!" followed by the image of the tshirt/design/whatever.
I don't really care enough to get into a great discussions about semantics here. All I was trying to say is that you might want to show off (aka advertise) the designs that are actually good and that people can buy and have bought, not the bad ones that fell through and that are not for sale.
And stop calling me a liar.

Call it want you want ... T-Shirt, T-Shirt idea, design whatever. The fact remains that you're advertising them and that some of them are not for sale. The title of the panel doesn't really matter, it's the line saying "Help support VideoSift - buy a shirt or design your own!" followed by the image of the tshirt/design/whatever.

I don't really care enough to get into a great discussions about semantics here. All I was trying to say is that you might want to show off (aka advertise) the designs that are actually good and that people can buy and have bought, not the bad ones that fell through and that are not for sale.

And stop calling me a liar.

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Dag, also make new servers and don't use VS'. You could also make a portal to connect VideoSift, Tshirt, etc.

Video production-related job ads on a site where self-linking is prohibited seems odd, doesn't it?
I for one am exclusively a consumer of videos, not a producer.

However, congrats on breaking even!

Sifting more stuff besides videos & tshirts might be a good idea? Or would that become too much like Digg? Otherwise a VonNeumannSift would be cool

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Can I have a picture of you for a tshirt with this caption "how does that help me and my aids?" imstellar28 ;-)

Thanks you very much for the little John Paul Sartre - Far Side photoshop! I'm now seriously considering turning that thing into a Tshirt :-D. And thanks for making me feel welcome in the community :-)

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
Congrats on the Gold 100: http://comics.videosift.com/talk/JiggaJonson-gets-Gold-100-Is-Too-Cool-For-School

so this is what sophisticated ladys wear? old baggy white tshirts? how classy you are whitney.

I'd be for tshirts, a VS-store with also mugs and pens etc.
Maybe a (white and black) tshirt design with the VideoSift logo amidst a colourful channelcloud (cf. tagcloud but then based on our top 87, would also be a nice site feature btw!) inside the screen space of a blown up standard videoplayer?

Wait I photoshop it. Tshirt should be black and many more channels (less bright and a little smaller) should be placed all around the central logo.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/portal-tshirt.html

I would, but I only do that to women I'm all lovey-dovey with, and you're not quite there yet.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
are you gonna buy me that shirt???

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?i-heart-curve-math-tshirt-pid102.html