Oh no! Internet Tough Guy is angry! watch out everyone!

He's using puns everyone....PUNS!!!!

This is what happens when you have such a small sample size, you have to overcompensate. I bet Lantern53 drives a really fast sports car and revs the engine a lot....to overcompensate for his small sample size.

you mean the 3 out of 97 that don't believe?

good luck with that. Great plan you have there. I'm sure you could go beat up the 97 cuz you're such a tough guy.

so angry...so stupid

Careful, You wouldn't want to make @lantern53 angry, He knows how to be a tough guy on the internet. He can't make his own arguments, but he knows how to knock over other peoples' sand castles

...like a manly man

Totally agree with @Polymathe, @artician, and @Ickster. This is a horrible video.

And it's simply ridiculous to start it off with the idea that every man has only the two options to either speak 1) with a phony tough guy voice using limited vocabulary or 2) with a lispy feminine voice using a broader vocabulary.

It's worth keeping in mind that when you slaughter an animal for food, the process is often :
a) Hit it in the head
b) While it's dazed hang it by its hind legs
c) Cut its throat, and let it bleed out *alive* (so that the heart pumps out the blood, so the meat doesn't taste like liver.)

During which the animal will come-to, and stare at you, and you can read its expression pretty clearly. As a creature that's only ever been fed by you, and lived seemingly among you, the betrayal is rather stark.
I say this from life experience, not anecdotes read on the interweb.
(I'm not a vegan. However, if I'm not gonna finish my meal, I make sure to at least finish the meat.)

TBH, not enough people are taught about life and death.
If I had my way, every child would have to slaughter at least one animal and eat it (seeing as hundreds will be slaughtered over their life time just to feed them personally - it's a business they're already personally involved in. So they should have the respect to look their food in the face at least once.).

Then they can make an informed decision about their food.
And maybe even about things like war, or careless driving, etc. Seems like everyone is a tough guy, and everything is "all fine, don't worry"... so long as death is just 'something actors pretend with on TV'.

-scheherazade

This has to be on here already... Still though, whenever people make fun of Vin Diesel I point them to this film. The guy is far more human and layered than people give him credit for. Not their fault since he does front a lot of stupid films with dumb-fuck tough-guy roles, but I believe he's probably a pretty solid human being in person, and I know I'd get along with him quite well for his deep background of gaming and imagination, at the very least.

I think the problem is the culture of competition. If you make everything a contest and add to that questionable rolemodels you quickly end up with young people getting awfully good at rationalising such behaviours. Kicking the weak looser is so much easier if you are the popular tough guy with a need to show dominance. Yoiu know, be a man and take what's yours, you can do it!
And let's not forget that his two moms make him automatically a target for quite a lot of kids as well.

That's not what I hear. The Boom of what, or something?

I don't really follow football.

Still - IN YOUR FACE, tough guy. Seattle will bury you!

A real tough guy, I'd like to see him wander into the tiger exhibit and try that.

What are you waiting for tough guy?

Chi Chi, I don't think you've ever offended me even once. Most of the time, I can't even understand what you're saying.

Look I'm not advocating violence: it's pretty ridiculous that the mom in this vid walks right past her son to confront the guy. I can't imagine doing that but I can imagine going into a fevered blood-rage over someone hitting my kid with a skateboard while he's playing in a park. (I also can't imagine what makes you guys think this is a skate park?)

All I'm saying is that, regardless of the fact that it was an accident, if you hit a toddler playing in a park, it's your fault (speaking of trying to find blame in others). And that, just maybe, getting punched in the face isn't such an incredible reaction to expect in that situation.

What I love are the comments about charging the mom with assault or smacking her back with a skateboard after she just watched you smash her baby's head into the pavement. Yeah, that's definitely the appropriate reaction. Congratulations, you share the sensibilities of every twelve-year-old who commented on Youtube.

I'm willing to bet that the skater brushed it off and thought roughly, "oh good, now we can call it even."

Not so much though with Internet Tough Guys.

Yeah that crowd definitely needed a few internet tough guys to lead the way... then it could have been a proper, just, and righteous blood bath... if only...

Isn't Blacksmithing just one of those archaic tough-guy jobs that screams masculinity? Honestly, I'd put it up there with Crab-fisherman, coal-miner, marine..

Tough guy!

I always wondered why DeNiro was considered such a tough guy. Especially when he's fat and old, the guy is nothing he would be destroyed. Harvey Keitel though...terrifying, I wouldn't care if he was in a wheelchair I would call him "Mr. Keitel, sir" every time while bowing and protecting my junk.