Billboard
#1 - Close To You, 1970
#1 - Top of the World, 1973
#1 - Please Mr. Postman, 1974
#2 - We've Only Just Begun, 1970
#2 - Rainy Days and Mondays, 1971
#2 - Superstar, 1971
#2 - Hurting Each Other, 1972
#2 - Yesterday Once More, 1973
#3 - For All We Know, 1971
#3 - Sing, 1973
#4 - Only Yesterday, 1975
#7 - Goodbye To Love, 1972
#11 - I Won't Last A Day Without You, 1974
#12 - It's Going To Take Some Time, 1972
#12 - There's A Kind Of Hush (All Over The World), 1976
#16 - Touch Me When We're Dancing, 1981
#17 - Solitaire, 1975
#25 - I Need To Be In Love, 1976
#32 - Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft, 1977
#35 - All You Get From Love Is A Love Song, 1977
#44 - Sweet, Sweet Smile, 1978
#54 - Ticket to Ride, 1970
#56 - Goofus, 1976
#63 - Those Good Old Dreams, 1981
#67 - Bless the Beasts and the Children, 1971
#68 - I Believe You, 1978
#72 - (Want You) Back In My Life Again, 1981
#74 - Beechwood 4-5789, 1982
#1 -Deadwood-Heart Failure-February 4, 1983......and so it goes

"This illusion was awesome! My husband hasn't touched me in six months!"

LOL

and yes, credits are great

"... fucking don't touch me..." == Comedy GOLD.

^winkler: Aw, none of my perps ever became celebrities AFAIK

I can totally relate to being all freaked out when the time came to fight back, btw. I knew I was about to do it and I've probably never pumped as much adrenaline at as that moment. I was walking down the hallway towards them all tense and wooden and I felt something like fear although I don't know if it was -- I mean I wasn't afraid of getting hit (haha, nope, too accustomed to that), or of sending them to hospital because I was sure I wouldn't do that much damage, or getting punished. Maybe I was just freaking out because I knew that everything was about to change and that I was about to be the one to make it happen.

It wasn't even as if I never knew how to scrap; the first time I can ever remember getting pushed around (Patrick M., Grade 3, recess, it was winter) I was startled but I pushed back and then he was on the ground and I was sitting on him. I socked him a few times in the chest, too, although he was wearing a fat parka which I'm sure absorbed almost all of my punches, and then I let him up. I was bewildered and angered by the incident, and he didn't touch me again. So that was the first time it ever happened, but then I went home after school, Mom asked how my day was, I told her in detail about the scrap, and she was all "You did WHAT?! Don't you ever, EVER hit somebody ever again!!"

I got more than one talking-to like that in the future, including the time that she said I'd be crossing her+Dad+God if I ever hit back. That kind of thing sticks with you when you're a kid, especially a God-fearing kid who really wants to be good and obedient to his folks -- and maybe that's part of what felt like fear when I was walking up to my perps, knowing I was about to give them a dose; there was part of me that felt like I was about to do wrong. The imprint was a deep one.

Now, of course, I'm pretty sure that God did not prefer me to eat knuckle sandwiches for a couple years rather than return fire promptly. Parents and future parents: once again, be careful what you say to your kids.

That would be:

Yeah, yeah (Oooo)
Uh, hey hey
All right, yeah
Oooo

CHORUS
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man
What a man, what a man, what a man
What a mighty good man

I wanna take a minute or two, and give much respect due
To the man that's made a difference in my world
And although most men are ho's he flows on the down low
Cuz I never heard about him with another girl
But I don't sweat it because it's just pathetic
To let it get me involved in that he said/she said crowd
I know that ain't nobody perfect, I give props to those who deserve it
And believe me y'all, he's worth it
So here's to the future cuz we got through the past
I finally found somebody that can make me laugh
(Ha ha ha) You so crazy
I think I wanna have your baby

CHORUS

My man is smooth like Barry, and his voice got bass
A body like Arnold with a Denzel face
He's smart like a doctor with a real good rep
And when he comes home he's relaxed with Pep
He always got a gift for me everytime I see him
A lot of snot-nosed ex-flames couldn't be him
He never ran a corny line once to me yet
So I give him stuff that he'll never forget
He keeps me on Cloud Nine just like the Temps
He's not a fake wannabe tryin' to be a pimp
He dresses like a dapper don, but even in jeans
He's a God-sent original, the man of my dreams

Yes, my man says he loves me, never says he loves me not
Tryin' to rush me good and touch me in the right spot
See other guys that I've had, they tried to play all that mac shit
But every time they tried I said, "That's not it"
But not this man, he's got the right potion
Baby, rub it down and make it smooth like lotion
Yeah, the ritual, highway to heaven
From seven to seven he's got me open like Seven Eleven
And yes, it's me that he's always choosin'
With him I'm never losin', and he knows that my name is not Susan
He always has heavy conversation for the mind
Which means a lot to me cuz good men are hard to find

CHORUS

My man gives real loving that's why I call him Killer
He's not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, he's a thriller
He takes his time and does everything right
Knocks me out with one shot for the rest of the night
He's a real smooth brother, never in a rush
And he gives me goose pimples with every single touch
Spends quality time with his kids when he can
Secure in his manhood cuz he's a real man
A lover and a fighter and he'll knock a knucker out
Don't take him for a sucker cuz that's not what he's about
Every time I need him, he always got my back
Never disrespectful cuz his mama taught him that

CHORUS

JAPR is right, arvana. Great pick, but unfortunately it's a duplicate:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Stop-touching-me

*discard. Sorry.

I like the look on the dog's face as he's staring at the camera. It's like he's saying to the camera man, "You see the shit I gotta put up with? Well I swear to God if that little fucker touches me again I'm going to rip his balls off." Am I reading too much into that look? NO. People call me the 'Dog Whisperer'.

I need to get a life.

I am joining the navy and this really touched me because I have friends in Iraq

rotfl the centipede

well....the down vote for me a couple times in the past has been a call-out....the response was overwhelming, lemme just say-
grspec, agreed....Indifference is the motivation that suits me....perhaps a .5 vote, to say, good luck, I only half am liking it.

I downvote sentiments regardless of viddy sometimes. Sometimes I down vote for Title.....because, the sentiment is embedded in the chosen title usually, and I would not let my kids say that at the dinner table kinna shit, that rubs me the wrong way.....Guess what? I have found the vibe is shared, simply unspoken, with others, they simply chose not to be real.

Touch me, I'm real.......mosttimes...

I heard this song for the first time the other day when I was driving around with my dad. I don't normally listen to the radio anymore, but my dad always does. He heard the beginning of it and said that it was a good song and so I turned it up, and I nearly cried. I'm in the Air Force and it made me think of all my brothers and sisters at arms overseas. It also made me think of my husband, who's also in the Air Force. I just hope and pray that I don't end up playing this song in memory of him. This song has really touched me, like I'm sure that it's touched many others. This has instantly become one of my favorite songs. Tim McGraw really did an amazing job with this one.
God Bless,
Kaitlyn

looris....that touches me. Maybe I'll vote for a Family guy every now and again. ^_O

The youtube description is the best thing about this. I think her dialog is dubbed and his isn't, but hey, who cares? Get out. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Title is same as original on YouTube. I'm sure there are worse scenes out there. Here's the original description accompanying the video on YouTube:


This is real acting. Not to mention courageous writing. This writer doesn't bog his actors down with false eloquence, he knows that when people love each other the way these two obviously do, our vocabulary breaks down, and we're often reduced to yelling "get out, get out" repeatedly. And none of us likes to be touched when we're in such a state. "Don't touch me, don't touch me" grows in power with each successive utterance, until it reaches maximum density, becoming a black hole of primal emotions.

Note the symbolism. The boyfriend is wearing a red shirt, taunting his woman, who has been reduced to a raging bull, using her horns (the left horn is "get out" and the other horn is "don't touch me") to impale him into a figurative sort of death, his leaving the apartment representing his departure from her world into the afterlife. This is sensational writing.

And right before this scene, we see Emmanuelle standing before the world's 4th largest Jesus statue, not really praying so much as just rambling to herself in her perfect English voice. Did the spirit of Jesus help her? Was she infused with his Jewish wisdom? Think about it, what were Jesus' last word? Considering that he was crucified, it's not unreasonable to imagine that his last words might have been "don't touch me, don't touch me," the exact words Emmanuelle says. With a lesser talent, you just dismiss such connections, but with a director such as this, anything is possible.

Studies have shown that the colors yellow and red make people eat more. That's why every fast food company uses these colors in their logos, signs, and interiors. This director manipulates us in the same way, adorning his two leads with these colors, making us hungry for more of these kind of scenes that make similar scenes in movies such as A Streetcar Named Desire look like an infomercial by comparison.

My only minor gripe is that I felt this scene could have been longer.

Wow. At first I thought it was just a novelty, somebody's idea of poor taste, but as it went on (and especially when Kermit looks over at Jim Henson's photograph) I really started to feel his pain. In the 70's and 80's The Muppet Show was THE show to be on for celebrities. You knew you had made in in Hollywood when you appeared on The Muppet Show.

( see here for a list of human guests: http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Muppet_Show_Episodes )

And now? Well, the world moves on, Disney buys you and shelfs you. SpongeBob and Aqua Teen Hunger Force are here, Kermit is past his prime.

This video touched me.