I’ve only experienced gin and tonic immobility.

Everything in Moderation.

Meat is fine health wise in moderation. A candy bar is fine health wise in moderation. A gin and tonic is fine health wise in moderation. Going out in the sun is fine health wise in moderation. What exactly is a moderate amount of these things is more the question i believe when it comes to ones health.

The problem i find is when I indulge in salt, sugar and fat, it becomes a slippery slope as i tend to crave them. When i went full on plant based diet i cut all those things out it was quite enjoyable without them. When i had those things reintroduced into my diet it all went out the window But that was just me. I'm no good at moderation.

Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us
We'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like C.J. from San Andreas
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a nigga do
when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, fuck George W.
-- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland,
you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the fuck is that? It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't shit
You bought a gin and tonic
but you didn't even tip
And if you hit this table one more time
then the record might skip Might skip...
I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
(Don't give him no coochie)


DJ: 2Pac rest in peace!
2Pac: Ok, I will!



Slightly * nsfw lyrics, but what the hey.

I once had the "pleasure" of attending an event which supposedly warranted this kind of performance for the audience. I ordered a gin tonic and would have preferred a quick walk back to the music desk where i was originating from.

The dude took so long he was still juggling when the track went out.

The gin-tonics afterwards were nice though.
I'm sure the tips were nice, too.

The behavior is common in fishes (especially cartilaginous fishes, but also teleosts); so we might expect to see it in many and diverse tetrapod lineages (tetrapods are nested within the paraphylectic group of fishes). Still, while it has been shown in rabbits, guinea pigs, and a few other, it appears to be less common in mammals. Attempts at explaining this range from inhibitory effects of the relatively well developed cortex in mammals to differing circulatory physiology.
For more info, look up "tonic immobility".>> ^hpqp:

They're all dinosaurs. I wonder if this is feasible on mammals.

This can also be done to sharks if you turn them upside down to induce tonic immobility. There is a video floating around of an Orca/Killer Whale turning a Great White upside down before killing it.

Wikipedia has a good page about these kind of trances: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death

wow... all those votes for a bird walking.

Say people I have some tonic for sale......

Time for a shin tonic.

This is a case of tonic immobility. The chicken is faking death -- akin to a possum curling up, a turtle moving into its shell, or a deer freezing in a headlight.

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If a shark is turned upside down it goes into a state called tonic immobility, a trance-like state lasting about 20 minutes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death#Tonic_immobility

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Makes you want to order something very complicated just so you can watch him.

No need to. Guess that even for a simple Gin Tonic he'll put on a 5-minute show...

You know, after watching this a second time (like you didn't!), is that Paul Reiser trying to sell him a tonic in the beginning? I don't see him mentioned in the original post's cast, but if so, that's quite a few people from Aliens rounded up in one spot.

This is the "before" footage of Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny. Then the hair tonic prank occurred, and things went very, very bad...