I haven't read the books or seen the movie, so I'm kinda confused. Is Tom Cruises character *supposed* to be a misogynistic asshole or is it just bad writing?

Nice of the others to follow the "form an orderly queue and attack one at a time" trope.

One hundred and fifteen thousand tom cruises on a boat? Oh my.

No wonder it sank!

Am I the only one disgusted by hollywood white-washing yet another eastern tale? First Tom Cruise learns all the secrets there are to know about swordplay, swooning japanese women, and saving their entire culture all by his little 'ol self, and now Keanu is their only hope. At least he is a fraction of the somewhat-correct geographical ethnicity, but that's stretching a long ways.

It does amaze me that Keanu has been involved with theater and film nearly his entire life, and he still has one of the most difficult walls between his acting and the audience. I don't think I've ever seen him in a role where it wasn't totally, obviously him and his bad acting.

Glad Tom Cruise is such a good sport, however he should have grabbed the whole carton to crush around Fallons head at the end. No one could have blamed him.

Is he the Tom Cruise of comedy??

This is disgusting, wasn't Katie Holmes like 15 when this took pl...

...oh wait, that was Tom Cruise and Oprah.

Ugggh, watching this now and the opening 5 minutes include gratuitous douchebag sniper and "a Tom Cruise Production" in the openeing titles...Looks like a total piece of egomaniacal shit on par with Expendables.

Gonna down vote the trailer and hope the movie gets better, but not much hope from the direction Scientology-boy lately-He's got 3 other films in post-prod and only one looks good in spite of his hack-actiing because of special effects and story. More and more, Cruise= douche!

If and when they make Half Life into a movie I hope it doesn't look as shitty as this. Or cast someone as awful as Tom Cruise. Has CGI not progressed since the Lost in Space movie, or the backstreet boys "Larger than Life" video?

I was put off Tom Cruise movies for a while because he's a crazy nutbag, but then I remembered he's an actor; so it doesn't really matter.

Tom Cruise can carry the screen. He may be a nut case but he's a talented one.

It's too bad they cast Tom Cruise; it looks like they might have had something here.

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Ideas for more Die Hard sequels.

Live and Let Die Hard - John McClane is hired by the MI1 to stop an eccentric evil genius from destroying the world.

Live Each Day As If You Will Die Hard Tomorrow - After being diagnosed with cancer, John McClane travels the country, checking off items on his bucket list in this heartwarming tale of self discovery.

Only the Good Die Hard Young - After Billy Joel's bass player sprains his wrist, John McClane is hired on as an unlikely side man.

Live by the Sword, Die Hard by the Sword - Sir Johnus McClanus takes down a brutal feudal lord in this medieval prequel.

I Do or Die Hard - John McClane races against the clock to make it to the alter after his bachelor party gets out of hand in this riotous comedy.

To Die Hard For - John McClane helps Nicole Kidman to murder Tom Cruise.

Curl Up and Die Hard - Hilarity ensues as John McClane is enlisted to coach the Jamaican Olympic Curling Team in this vaguely racist Disney comedy.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Ideas for more Die Hard sequels.
Live and Let Die Hard - John McClane is hired by the MI1 to stop an eccentric evil genius from destroying the world.
Live Each Day As If You Will Die Hard Tomorrow - After being diagnosed with cancer, John McClane travels the country, checking off items on his bucket list in this heartwarming tale of self discovery.
Only the Good Die Hard Young - After Billy Joel's bass player sprains his wrist, John McClane is hired on as an unlikely side man.
Live by the Sword, Die Hard by the Sword - Sir Johnus McClanus takes down a brutal feudal lord in this medieval prequel.
I Do or Die Hard - John McClane races against the clock to make it to the alter after his bachelor party gets out of hand in this riotous comedy.
To Die Hard For - John McClane helps Nicole Kidman to murder Tom Cruise.
Curl up and Die Hard - Hilarity ensues as John McClane is enlisted to coach the Jamaican Olympic curling team in this vaguely racist Disney comedy.


*wipes away tears of laughter*

Ideas for more Die Hard sequels.

Live and Let Die Hard - John McClane is hired by the MI1 to stop an eccentric evil genius from destroying the world.

Live Each Day As If You Will Die Hard Tomorrow - After being diagnosed with cancer, John McClane travels the country, checking off items on his bucket list in this heartwarming tale of self discovery.

Only the Good Die Hard Young - After Billy Joel's bass player sprains his wrist, John McClane is hired on as an unlikely side man.

Live by the Sword, Die Hard by the Sword - Sir Johnus McClanus takes down a brutal feudal lord in this medieval prequel.

I Do or Die Hard - John McClane races against the clock to make it to the alter after his bachelor party gets out of hand in this riotous comedy.

To Die Hard For - John McClane helps Nicole Kidman to murder Tom Cruise.

Curl Up and Die Hard - Hilarity ensues as John McClane is enlisted to coach the Jamaican Olympic Curling Team in this vaguely racist Disney comedy.