Big surprise, Trump’s false announcement about his pending arrest a week ago was little more than a fund raising ploy.
He immediately began hammering supporters with demands for cash to protect their favorite (disgraced) president.
There was no evidence he was about to be arrested last Tuesday, the grand jury was/is still in session…he just said it for grift. He’s raised millions over the claim, millions he spends on gold seat belt buckles and toilet seats for his plane, not his flailing failing defense.

What no one seems to have pieced together is, his behavior over the last few years has been calculated to demonstrate a complete break from reality because he’s going to use an insanity defense to shield himself from court…and it will work.

I might add to put the toilet seat cover down. Also shit in the woods instead of those Interstate highway rest areas. Keep an eye out for "da bears" shitting in the woods.

https://youtu.be/NhMqjHEDmcU

Propose in front of a giant toilet seat and what did you expect?
(and at least it's up for christs sake)

Agreed, even a toilet seat that raves about eating the best chocolate cake ever wouldn't be worth listening to him say it.

So, for boys; get them wide blue Painter's tape and let them set ambushes for each other (you know, like at head level, taped to door jambs, in the medicine cabinet, somehow next to the toilet seat...)
lol
My brother and I would have had a field day with this technology.
Of course, there is the innocent civilian (uh, parent) problem, but...

Ok, uhm, this is all fine and well, but why are we digging up clips from 1989? Is there some topical issue here? It reminds me of when the wife brings up a slight from back in 1992 when I forgot to put the toilet seat down on that one Tuesday night, you know, that one time?

I usually waste a bunch of toilet paper and toss it in before shitting to avoid the splash damage.

Or if you have disposable toilet seat covers, like in public restrooms, cover the seat but don't break the middle part. Instead, let that middle part act as a net, to ease in the deuce. Then just wipe away and the toilet paper acts as the net, coupled with the toilet seat cover.

I haven't had splash damage in quite some time using this method.

He does have a bigger point thou that isn't mentioned: "The Splashback".. You know, the moment when that toilet water shoots up your ass when you drop the deuce... But in fact, Butters gonna have hemorrhoids and possible even worse conditions (never google rectal prolapse...). By facing in, you're back is straight up, thighs are close to 90 degrees to your back.. It's good for offices, typing on your desktop. That is not how humans defecation works. We are squatters, closer you are to fetal position, the better. That leads to straight ejection where as straight up sitting pushes it out in an angle.. Pretty logical but totally opposite to the way we are going. The low seats are rising up all the time.. You may have to use a shallow stool to prop your feet up.

Also, toilet seat designers, if you see this: males have this appendix between their legs. When you sit down it points downwards in approx 45 degree angle. It does not point straight down nor does in simply vanish. Mine is perfectly average size and the toilet seat i have is very conventional, regular unit. Why does my dong has to touch the inside of the rim everytime i poop? And when are you gonna do something about that splashback? never? Thought so, you are pretty much just morons copy pasting 150 year old design that was a hole in a plane and no water beneath. Note, russians made an effort but that is even more horrible than anything we have now; it's basically a flat plane with the water on the front.. Everything fine except that the flat part is so close to your butt that you have to slowly rise, the water does not flush the dookie but you have to move yourself.. The worst toilet seat i've even encountered outside Polish trains.

Man, there's a lot of semi-accidental puns.. Poop is a funny thing, it seems..

I thought she just left the toilet seat up for me.

yep, a toilet seat for a goal-keeper. Makes total sense.

is that what the inside of the toilet seat cover is used for?

http://mentalpoo.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/disposable_toilet_seat_cover.jpg

When the government gave free land to railroad companies, we got fraud and theft of historic proportions. We also got the most extensive railroad system in the world.

When the government gave billions to NASA, contractors looted the treasury, but we also got to the moon.

Every year the pentagon wastes our money on $100 toilet seats, but we also get the security of knowing that no one can threaten our way of life by force.

If we want green energy fast (and yes, I know not everyone does), we have to spend a lot of money and accept that waste will happen. That doesn't mean we can't do more to limit waste and fraud. It means we shouldn't let them deter us from doing what it takes to meet our goal.

>> ^dag:

I think you need to substitute "loses" for "uses to provide a valuable service"
>> ^lantern53:
Medicare is efficient? it loses $60B a year.
If socialism worked, the US would be hip-deep in gold toilet seats.



What doesn't follow under that heading, really.

>> ^lantern53:

Medicare is efficient? it loses $60B a year.
If socialism worked, the US would be hip-deep in gold toilet seats.


Medicare WOULD be way more efficient if it didn't have to deal with all the bullshit of a privatized system. There's soo much bullshit to go through we lose tons of money with our inefficient health system, it's ridiculous. Single payer would actually save us money...which is why Obamacare got traction in the first place and got passed...because GM noticed it had to pay 2,000 more a care in Detroit than across the way in Windsor (Canada) just because of Health care BS.