She didnt take the toilet seat cover from the toilet people. It is SANITARY. Do you ever use toilet paper to blow your nose? That is not nearly as sanitary as what she is using. Just because it is meant to go on toilet seat does not mean it dirty BEFORE it actually touches the surface.

Use toilet seat cover on your face? Ew.

15 votes before someone said 'it's not art its a toilet seat and beans'

well, I say it's art! who agrees?

>> ^Lowen:
He's wearing a toilet seat around his neck and appears to be holding a Christmas ornament dangling from his left hand hostage with a toy cap gun.
No insanity here.


That's a cherry, actually. Not that a cherry makes any more sense. I had posted this a year ago but only got 1 vote.

Do you have to actually wear a tin-foil hat to be labeled an idiot? COME ON, he's wearing a fucking toilet seat!! Isn't that proof enough that shit is coming out close by?

He's wearing a toilet seat around his neck and appears to be holding a Christmas ornament dangling from his left hand hostage with a toy cap gun.

No insanity here.

Concurred and consensus, he is wearing a toilet seat around his neck.

Wait. Wait. Hold on. Is he wearing a toilet seat around his neck?!

1) autumn
2) poli rock, 5 miles N of honolulu, oahu, hawaii, usa
3) where the wild things are
4) six-million dollar man
5) pensive
6) jacob's ladder, fearless, R&GaD, true romance, american beauty, etc
7) fuck
wolf
9) being 19
10) james burke

11) neither current, have had both, prefer dog
12) sweet
13) cereal
14) tan
15) barefoot
16) desktop
17) walk, or bike/skateboard
18) drama, by a nose
19) sex
20) Simpsons

21) very tough, but probably this
22) ...which makes this easy
23) choggie
24) very tough. but how about zomgunicorns
25) comedy
26) here's a recent one
27) schmawy's gallery. but currently, blahpook's 'more cowbell' obama is lol
28) mostly berticus & kulpims
29) yes
30) dunno', but this upcoming lounge thing sounds pretty good

31) rochester, ny, usa
32) smoker
33) mostly right
34) dark brown
35) single
36) 6' (183cm)
37) none, biologically
38) yes
39) no idea. eyebrows?
40) i'm concerned about you

41) lou gehrig
42) american red cross
43) bin laden, though a bullet's cheaper
44) being 19
45) telepathic
46) wavicality
47) bitching about the toilet seat position
48) enact IRV, confront the Federal Reserve/IRS and the MIC
49) bad idea (because clearly, we still haven't even fully learned from the holocaust)
50) free my 7 billion cousins from bondage, or at least buy 'em all a soft drink

Christ there are like 5 awesome lines in it...

"Well, you'll have to excuse me because I have to use the bathroom"

"Do you like marshmallows?"

"Excellent! There you are"

"Could we have assistance please in Row #1 please for toilet seats?"

"Will Smith is very hot too, if he was here right now, do you know what I would do?"

Don't even think about performing this test on your average keyboard. I hear that most toilet seats are 400 times cleaner, because they see the occasional disinfectant.

...and after this ditty they lay down their favorite Zappa Cover......
(Jan)Why does it hurt when i pee?
(Peter)Why does it hurt when i pee?
I dont want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when i pee?

(Cindy)I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.

(Dad)My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Ay, Ay, Ay.

Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!
I!
Peeeeeeeee!

http://politics.videosift.com/video/Another-BAD-Creationist-Part-6-Dinosaurs#comment-494971

what the hell is that around this guys neck? toilet seat?

Even if it were a brand new toilet, never been used, I don't think I could convince myself to lick the toilet seat.

Toilet seat...
next season they´ll also fight with douches, granpas fake teeth and used enemas...