I guess I've delayed this for too long, but here goes:

1. I've killed at least 250 birds
2. and I don't feel bad about it
3. As a kid I was a talented chess player
4. I used to be a member of MENSA, but it was too geeky and self-indulgent for me
5. My first car was a Seat Leon
6. I loved that car and still miss it
7. I've been involved in a serious car crash and was the only one to walk away unharmed
8. The only code I know is html
9. In school I made a fansite about Wesley Willis
10. I've dislocated both shoulders numerous times
11. I haven't been in a fight for over 6 years now (and I don't plan to)
12. I'm a big fan of Liverpool FC
13. I've never been to Liverpool
14. I own a 12 gauge shotgun and a .30-06 rifle
15. I'm not a big fan of handguns, but I used to have a Desert Eagle .45 (the kickback was fun and frightening at the same time)
16. I suffer from an autoimmune disease (it's not lupus )
17. Growing up, 3 different teachers encouraged me to see a therapist
18. I never did
19. I own a perfect replica of a Picasso self portrait. I love that picture.
20. I'm a terrible dancer
21. I love vintage clothing like hats and vests
22. I competed in the British national athletics championship final when I was 12 yrs old (100m hurdles and 4x100m relay)
23. I didn't win, but it was a a lot of fun
24. My favourite number is 46
25. I've never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

>> ^obscenesimian:
Soooo....chiropractors are nothing more than massage therapists?

Sounds about right.


What a massage therapist does for your muscles, a chiropractor does for your joints.

That's not medically accurate (I presume!), but that's the end result, except a chiropractor's adjustments can last a life time.

>> ^obscenesimian:
Soooo....chiropractors are nothing more than massage therapists?

Sounds about right.


Nope, didn't say that. Massage is used to loosen up the muscles before cracking the ole joints. Massage therapists don't do that.

Soooo....chiropractors are nothing more than massage therapists?


Sounds about right.

14 year old has siblings, I guess that explains the babysitter.

I dont think adults doing kids is ever acceptable, however much the kid wants it (ridiculous even typing that), he might be totally into getting it on, but I don't for a second think he is ready to have a 28 year old professing her love for him. Lots of 28 year old guys arent ready for that!

C4 in the U.K. did a documentary about this topic, boys who were "initiated" by older women, moms friends or whatever, and as grown ups they all said it messed them up for years.

I dont buy the sexual peak theory anymore either, I've heard lots of docs and sex therapists rubbishing the idea in the last couple of years. Apparently it stems from the Kinsey report which was measuring orgasm frequency, and teenage boys do like beating that meat and they tied in a sexist angle that it wasnt acceptable for women to orgasm outside of a marriage. Or something.

Some times hinting can be a good thing.

"Tits or gtfo" rarely works...

Public Displays of Affection is not always calculated, some times it's just affection - in public. I have no problem with that, even though as a perma-single guy want to murder them with rusty spoons... I.. I'm just gonna give my therapist a call.

Otherwise *quality

I'm an American, so I'm still experiencing post-traumatic stress disorder from 8 years of the biggest Fail presidency in U.S. history. My therapist advised me only to talk more about this when I'm stronger. Sorry.

Don't change the title. It's apt.

"Mentally challenged just means that something can be hard for us to learn." -cited

Hence learning disability.

i have faith in the ecological bond between all living things.



oh shit i sound the hippie massage therapist who doesnt shave her pits.
...oh wait....

Right now there are a hundred star wars kid vs nerdy ninja dude mashups in production. Followed by the dramatic prairie dog. I can hear the lightsabers swooshing now! Cue the lawyers and therapists!

>> ^Trancecoach:
As a therapist at a chemical and substance abuse treatment clinic, I am well aware of the consequences of the societal bigotry against gays. If only the straights were courageous enough to be upfront and honest about their sexuality, the problem wouldn't be as bad as it is. The conditions are in dire need of revision.

I just complimented their hair. What else could you ask from a straight guy?

As a therapist at a chemical and substance abuse treatment clinic, I am well aware of the consequences of the societal bigotry against gays. If only the straights were courageous enough to be upfront and honest about their sexuality, the problem wouldn't be as bad as it is. The conditions are in dire need of revision.

>> ^captmorgano:
>> ^solecist:
well i'm a rapist and a christian so this is just way off

Based on your picture, I'd guess you were an Analrapist (1/2 analyst, 1/2 therapist).


ha, that business card used to be my avatar on another forum. i took the screen shot myself while watching the show (because that's how i roll)

>> ^captmorgano:
>> ^solecist:
well i'm a rapist and a christian so this is just way off

Based on your picture, I'd guess you were an Analrapist (1/2 analyst, 1/2 therapist).


ahahahah best reference ever. made my day

>> ^solecist:
well i'm a rapist and a christian so this is just way off


Based on your picture, I'd guess you were an Analrapist (1/2 analyst, 1/2 therapist).