Why? Why can't you - employee #1476 - just take a piss if you MUST instead? You're FIRED! WaaWaaaaaa....

For me both those things improved DRASTICALLY when i changed to a healthier lifestyle/ diet. My shits and boners are amazing now! Now if i could just figure out how to get my dick to stop leaking right after i take a piss

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I like to think that I take a reasoned, understanding look at things. I really try not to do the knee jerk reaction. Often, even if something seems stupid, there’s actually a reason behind it.

But even I think that an "emotional support peacock" is taking the piss.

On my next flight, I will be demanding they allow my emotional support grizzly bear.

But even that will pale in comparison to when they have to build a tank for my emotional support great white shark.

I'm not sure who is trolling who here?

Is the pilot taking this way too seriously deliberately or are the ATC guys taking the piss?

Either way, this was oddly hilarious.

Please, Al Franken is such a monumental idiot that he can't take a piss without getting some in his mouth. His "explanation" is fictional thinking on an embarrassing level.

I feel like those people can't possibly be real.

I mean, angry dumb rednecks voting for Trump, that I understand.

But the level of cognitive dissonance on display here is just.... they've got to be taking the piss right?

How can anyone think that "the wall just got 10 feet higher" is anyway a reasonable response to "Mexico isn't going to pay for it".

That's not even stupid, it's actually delusional; as in, you are disconnected from reality and maybe you should put on this nice jacket with really long sleeves.

Incidentally, the chinese do have tiny little trees too... they call it penjing and it has a slightly different aesthetic to japanese bonsai.

I was surprised to see them do this during the live show... the mild racism somehow comes off worse, probably because it's not surrounded by their usual taking the piss out of everyone and everything. If you're prejudiced against everyone equally it's fine... especially if it's mostly against the belgians.

I did like the modernised verse at the start though.

Be a hero? Stuff like this is cool to watch, but heroic? No.

A hero is someone who does what's needed for the greater good, despite the implications to themselves. Wingsuit flyers aren't doing anyone any good, except themselves and their sponsors. They're having fun, not putting themselves out for others.

I'm happy to watch this stuff, and upvoted the video, just think GoPro are taking the piss with the hero bit.

The council member who left, went to take a piss.

Everyone in the chamber could hear him relieving himself.

Teehee. He went pee-pee.

Let's face it.. they did everything, and the shows were becoming more and more contrived, obvious and staged. It was about time it stopped.

The problem with Clarkson is similar to the problem with Al Murray the Pub Landlord. There are people laughing at him because they find the caricature of a racist, sexist moron saying stupid things funny - and they often are funny. There are also people laughing, saying "he's so right!" Clarkson does not have the advantage of being a comedian, and i reject the notion that he is one - he never has been one and could never front a decent comedy set under its own merit. If you want to see a comedian that correctly applies context and frames sexist/racist comments, see Al Murray.

If you find the idea of a man saying "catch a nigger by the toe" funny and somehow feel you're missing out if it isn't said, then we're never really going to see eye to eye. You can wave your hands and pass the buck about whether or not you think he said it all you like, the fact is that Clarkson has been caught red handed doing plenty of stuff like that so that guilt can be reasonably assumed given that it sounded very much like it. Add on top of that the apology - coming from a man who takes a piss on rules and convention, it's an admission of some degree of guilt.

Perhaps if he skirted other issues better, people wouldn't assume he was a fucking idiot. And i'm sorry to say, quite an entertaining idiot. take for example the falkland number plate - what sort of colossal moron believes it was a coincidence? I enjoy many parts of the show, but that doesn't mean i can't think he's completely irresponsible for being racist and for downplaying personal vehicle contribution to global warming when it is undoubtable to anyone who studies the subject appropriately.... which he owes it to the viewers and to the future of fucking humankind to do, considering the reach of his show.

kitty really has to take a piss...

Any background available on this?

Emergency landing to fix electronics with a hammer, emergency service, secret vodka stash in the forest, hunting wolves, taking a piss?

Before people start waffling on about stupidity, this is not stupidity, it's fucking ignorance. All the questions were things a late primary school child could answer (well, at least when I went to school).

He's so pig ignorant that he doesn't understand that they are all taking the piss out of him...

I had a trainee at work this year who, at 19, didn't know what the fuck a JURY was.

Smart idea until you're at that night club wasted and desperately need to take a piss.