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Shocked swimmer is attacked by two swans forcing him to hide
- harsh review of his swan dive
- 'swan more reason to stay out of fowl water
- oddly that's ryan gosling swimming
- hopeful he got away, would be sad if that'd been his swansong
- the double attack: their signet-ure defense
- shouldn't swim in the swanee river/swan lake
- looks like their swan the warpath
- got dunked by la swan jameson
- wow he got cob-bered
- feather he did or didn't it caused a flap w/those birds
No joking around about the turkey
I got up early and cooked a 22lb turkey for over 5 1/2 hours. Rosemary butter all over and injected in the breasts, and nothing else. Turned out great, flavorful and juicy.
Right after it came out, my new oven died, so I had to abandon the already made but uncooked apple pie. Not a big deal, as there were 4 half pies left over when everyone left.
My brother brought his corgie who immediately did a few full speed laps of the yard before performing a beautiful horizontal swan dive into my pond. I gave it an 8.7.
Happy roast a dinosaur for genocide day, everyone.
If you happen to be cooking a Turkey today, do let us know about it in the comments. Holidays can be so amusing, terrifying and plain exhausting. Good luck everyone
(edit) also anything amusing or interesting about your turkey day would be fun to hear about.
Cat vs. Slippery Table
Sort of a play on "jumping off slippery table and swan-diving to the floor" videos.
This makes me beyond uncomfortable...
>> ^ForgedReality:
If you did a swan dive into the water, would you survive? They should find out.
The height doesn't scare me, what scares me is the temptation to find that out
This makes me beyond uncomfortable...
If you did a swan dive into the water, would you survive? They should find out.
Hero Cop Saves Suicidal Woman From Rooftop
why would people gather around to watch someone off themselves ? and what selfish ass, she couldn't figure out a better way to do it than a swan dive into traffic. Some people.
Jumping into snow fail
2 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.
Soccer/Football/World Cup - Worst Dives of All Time
Man, that is hilarious. And the tune is perfect.
During the US/Ghana game, America's speedy stiker was racing up the left wing, and literally tripped over his own feet. No contact from the Ghana guy whatsoever. And he turned his fall into a beautiful swan dive, with double roll, drawing not just a free kick but a yellow card. Unfortunately the Ghanan player was already on a yellow, so he missed the next game. I was aghast.
Here's my solution:
Adopt the tennis approach. Each team in the World Cup gets two appeals per game. If the opposition takes a dive, and a free kick or worse is awarded, you get to call for the video umpire to review the incident. If it can be shown that there was no contact, the player who took the dive gets a yellow or red, and the appeal doesn't count as one of your two appeals. If it is unclear, it gets returned to the on-ground umpire.
Thus, there is finally a realistic disincentive to dive, knowing you could get sent off yourself by the video ref.
Hello, Ladies!
Tags for this video have been changed from 'old spice, ad, isaiah mustafa, questions, ladies' to 'old spice, ad, isaiah mustafa, questions, ladies, swan dive' - edited by calvados
Hello, Ladies!
>> ^laura:
CGI= "Computer Geek's Imagination"...no man can build my dream kitchen & then bake a gourmet cake in it...it's just not going to happen, get over it.
SWAN DIVE!
Hello, Ladies!
As far as I can tell, no CGI until the swan dive, and I doubt there's any way they could've got him into those pants and boots otherwise.
Hello, Ladies!
Very cool. But that wasn't much of a swan dive, wussie!
Chris Matthews & MSNBC Rick Roll'd
Ha! I love it! And though I'm a liberal, I don't give a rat's ass that he's bagging on Palin, and you know why? Because he goes along with whatever is popular. When Bush had high approval ratings he was in love with that motherfucker. However, when Bush's ratings swan-dived, so did Chris Matthews' on-air opinion of him. In other words, he sways with the fucking wind.
He's not a reliable journalist. He often yaps at high speeds in almost a stream-of-consciousness manner. In other words, he says a lot of stupid shit that most of us with good sense would never say on-air. Some people find his frank manner refreshing, but I think it makes him look semi-retarded at times.
And though he might not like Sarah Palin, I bet he'd make a pass at her if he thought he could get away with it. Oh wait, I'm talking about me now.
Loudon Wainwright III "Swimming Song"
Swimming Song
Lyrics: Loudon Wainright III
Music: Loudon Wainright III
This summer I went swimming
This summer I might have drowned
But I held my breath, I kicked my feet
And I moved my arms around
I moved my arms around
This summer I swam in the ocean
And I swam in a swimming pool
Salt my wounds, chlorined my eyes
I'm a self-destructive fool
Self-destructive fool
This summer I did the back stroke
And you know that that's not all
I did the breast stroke, the butterfly
And the old Australian crawl
The old Australian crawl
This summer I swam in a public place
And a reservoir to boot
At the latter I was informal
At the former I wore my suit
I wore my swimming suit
Oh, this summer I did swan dives
And jack-knives for you all
And once when you weren't looking
I did a cannon-ball
I did a cannon-ball
This summer I went swimming
This summer I might have drowned
But I held my breath, I kicked my feet
And moved my arms around
I moved my arms around
Smashing Pumpkins - "Rhinoceros"
Thanks!
Back before they took a swan dive into a pool of suck.