>> ^BoneRemake:

I enjoy the correct spelling of Neighbour you wrote.
yea, yea I can be neighbourly, I can also be a douchebag though.


Heh, just the Aus in me coming out.

I wouldn't be worried if ppl downvoted it, my wife was distinctly unimpressed when she heard it. I just like terribad humour. Kinda like the joke about a guy who finds out this kid's parents have just passed away and asks if he needs a priest. The kid says "Jesus, why do you think I'd want to have sex at a time like this?!?!"

>> ^BoneRemake:

ya know. because you put +terrible in the channels, I wont downvote it. finicky mind I have.
Yes this song is horribly terrible, as I feel about the band in general @!

but it is your right to upload it, and I will fight to the death to protect that right !!!


Why that's mighty neighbourly of you... \= |

I too am impressed, you can even see one driving a logging truck and using a bark stripper at around 1:05

>> ^EMPIRE:

it's amazing just how much a beaver uses tools (be it their teeth, pieces of wood, mud, etc)

>> ^siftbot:

Invocations (kill) cannot be called by blankfist because blankfist is not privileged - sorry.


Thanks for nothing, Siftie. *discard

Again *ban due to ad/spam

http://videosift.com/video/Stag-Party-Stripper-Nightmare

As much as I hate religion it does seem to be pushing it a little to call them strippers. Yes they take their tops of, but I would expect a stripper to go somewhat further, and for the nakedness to be a part of the act. They're acrobats.

>> ^kronosposeidon:

Causing the Holy Father to furiously beat the bishop.


To no avail

Tags for this video have been changed from 'tammy banovak, stripper, wheelchair, tsa' to 'tammy banovak, stripper, wheelchair, tsa, bewbs' - edited by dystopianfuturetoday

It'd be strange if I said that to her
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
THIS - IS - PUSSY!

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
She was Persian so I'd like to think of it as a reenactment of 300...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
A tale of honor, with a fair maiden, and a moral to boot. It's like a white trash version of Camelot.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Did I ever tell you about the time in my calculus 1 class when this hot broad came over to "study". After I showed her how to "integrate her curves" she assumed that meant that I'd let her cheat off of me on the following test. I told her to go fuck herself for thinking that spreading her legs would get me to lapse in my ethical code. She apologized profusely and we remained acquaintances for several years.

About a year after this incident I talked her into being a stripper. Bitch makes a killing right now because of me.

True story...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
And all this time I thought you were a man. Pussy.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I, for one, have NEVER cheated in middle school, high school or college. I cheated once in elementary school and that shit scarred me for life...

THIS - IS - PUSSY!

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
She was Persian so I'd like to think of it as a reenactment of 300...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
A tale of honor, with a fair maiden, and a moral to boot. It's like a white trash version of Camelot.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Did I ever tell you about the time in my calculus 1 class when this hot broad came over to "study". After I showed her how to "integrate her curves" she assumed that meant that I'd let her cheat off of me on the following test. I told her to go fuck herself for thinking that spreading her legs would get me to lapse in my ethical code. She apologized profusely and we remained acquaintances for several years.

About a year after this incident I talked her into being a stripper. Bitch makes a killing right now because of me.

True story...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
And all this time I thought you were a man. Pussy.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I, for one, have NEVER cheated in middle school, high school or college. I cheated once in elementary school and that shit scarred me for life...

She was Persian so I'd like to think of it as a reenactment of 300...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
A tale of honor, with a fair maiden, and a moral to boot. It's like a white trash version of Camelot.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Did I ever tell you about the time in my calculus 1 class when this hot broad came over to "study". After I showed her how to "integrate her curves" she assumed that meant that I'd let her cheat off of me on the following test. I told her to go fuck herself for thinking that spreading her legs would get me to lapse in my ethical code. She apologized profusely and we remained acquaintances for several years.

About a year after this incident I talked her into being a stripper. Bitch makes a killing right now because of me.

True story...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
And all this time I thought you were a man. Pussy.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I, for one, have NEVER cheated in middle school, high school or college. I cheated once in elementary school and that shit scarred me for life...

A tale of honor, with a fair maiden, and a moral to boot. It's like a white trash version of Camelot.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Did I ever tell you about the time in my calculus 1 class when this hot broad came over to "study". After I showed her how to "integrate her curves" she assumed that meant that I'd let her cheat off of me on the following test. I told her to go fuck herself for thinking that spreading her legs would get me to lapse in my ethical code. She apologized profusely and we remained acquaintances for several years.

About a year after this incident I talked her into being a stripper. Bitch makes a killing right now because of me.

True story...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
And all this time I thought you were a man. Pussy.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I, for one, have NEVER cheated in middle school, high school or college. I cheated once in elementary school and that shit scarred me for life...

Did I ever tell you about the time in my calculus 1 class when this hot broad came over to "study". After I showed her how to "integrate her curves" she assumed that meant that I'd let her cheat off of me on the following test. I told her to go fuck herself for thinking that spreading her legs would get me to lapse in my ethical code. She apologized profusely and we remained acquaintances for several years.

About a year after this incident I talked her into being a stripper. Bitch makes a killing right now because of me.

True story...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
And all this time I thought you were a man. Pussy.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I, for one, have NEVER cheated in middle school, high school or college. I cheated once in elementary school and that shit scarred me for life...

I think if they can choose who to randomly scan/screen...perhaps it'd be fair if you could pick who does the pat down. Im sure they'll insist that males should do males and females do females, but cmon....line em all up and let me pick which one gets to feel the goods. Might as well at least try to enjoy myself at their expense...since it seems right now they get to enjoy themselves at our expense.

And once you get this passed, you can pressure to up the physical fitness requirements of the job.. get some physically fit male and females to choose from in the line up on who gets to invasively touch your goods.

It's kind of like going to the bikini car washes, they get their money you get the show...even if you have to put up with a little inconvenience of washing your car again yourself. You can tolerate the time, money, and inconvenience mysteriously.

So basically what Im saying is, hot strippers doing the grabbing will make the machines obsolete and allow for even more pat down action.

>> ^RadHazG:

If anyone could perhaps replace this dead link with

Man I wish I could at least do basic stuff like dead/notdead


Added your embed, however the existing one is not dead.

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