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artician says...

I don't recall any stormtroopers getting taken out by arrows. Blasters, all the time, so their argument is still valid, but I don't remember arrows... In fact, I thought they specifically showed arrows bounce of them, but maybe I'm thinking of the ATSTs

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Payback says...

I don't know, the government treats the average soldier like complete shit, before, during, and after their tours. I really don't think the government will be able to count on the military. The various police forces? Oh yeah. Stormtroopers on call.

ledpup said:

I don't know, I suspect that when the US goes overtly fascist - perhaps sooner than anyone thought (though it has flirted with fascism for a some time) - I suspect that the US army will just fall into line.

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Drachen_Jager says...

Have to disagree with Star Wars.

Without the massive appeal the series built, this movie wouldn't get many good reviews at all. The plot is an insane jumble of random events and plotholes that should have been embarrassing. To enumerate a few:

1) Randomly Melennium Falcon happens to be at the right place, right time (I can buy this, barely, because it's fun)

2) Before they can even have a full conversation (something the filmmakers seemed determined to avoid, even though, as this list shows, dialogue can make riveting cinema) HS and Chewie burst in. I could buy into this, if not for the rapid-fire pace of these events, as it is it just seems random and things are starting to get silly.

3) Before THEY can even have a full conversation not one, but two gangs HAPPEN upon the group, for no reason, except some executive was apparently worried about giving the audience a moment to reflect and MAYBE develop some connection with the characters.

4) Kylo Ren kicks ass. He's the only Force master EVER to stop a blaster bolt mid progress. He's got some serious juice!

5) Kylo Ren can't fight his way out of a paper bag (a bag named Finn) narrowly winning the fight and merely wounding the otherwise fairly useless ex-stormtrooper.

6) Kylo Ren is BEATEN by some chick with no training whatsoever! (Don't get me wrong, I like Rey, but the good guys are SUPPOSED to be weaker than the bad guys, and what's the point in Jedi training if she already kicks Evil's ass? )

7) WTF is up with this whiny Emo? He is, bar-none, the worst villain of the entire SW series thus far. It's not surprising that they defeat him, he's so useless, what's surprising is it takes them so damn long to beat his whining Emo shitty-at-lightsaber-duelling ass.

IMO the whole film was a hot mess that reeked of far too much studio interference which turns artistic vision into "more explosions!"

In summary, and this is totally true, my ten-year-old son, who loved the first 3 SWs (I won't let him watch the prequels) when asked what he thought of it replied, "Too many explosions." This is the mediocrity paradigm of big-budget Hollywood films at it's pinnacle.

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AeroMechanical says...

I was at a drugstore the other day and they had a 12" stormtrooper doll, and I really, really wanted to buy it. I didn't in the end because they'd decided not to put a pricetag on it so I didn't know how much it cost and it was the sort of thing that might be $10 or might be $40. I didn't care quite enough to find out.

It would have looked pretty cool on my desk at work, though.

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Can a Star Wars Blaster Bolt Be Dodged?

Can a Star Wars Blaster Bolt Be Dodged?

SDGundamX says...

Okay, I'll be that guy.

(assumes Comic-book guy from Simpsons voice)

Actually, by the time of Episodes 4, 5, & 6 the technology of cloning from Jango Fett's DNA had been lost. Most of the stormtroopers at the time of Episode 4 consisted of human recruits (as evidenced by their various heights, weights, and voices in the movies). Hence, the stormtroopers' lack of blaster accuracy cannot be attributed to cloning degradation.

Source: Wookieepedia

JustSaying said:

Dude, the Stormtrooper are clones. Did you ever make a copy of a VHS copy? They're always shittier than the original.
Bobba Fett > Stormtrooper

Can a Star Wars Blaster Bolt Be Dodged?

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oohlalasassoon says...

I won't defend this particular cop's actions but damn there's a serious bias against cops on this site, and in the media generally. It's approaching zeitgeist levels. Guys, they're not all fucking power-tripping stormtroopers. News isn't news unless it's bad. Yes, speak out against things like this , but get a grip.

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Payback jokingly says...

Seriously? You're going with that?


Dude, the A-Team is worse shots than the Empire's Stormtroopers. At least the Empire was able to hit a planet.

A-Team couldn't hit a bullet with the side of a barn.

ChaosEngine said:

Great comment. As someone who grew up in Ireland my only exposure to the flag was on the General Lee. And it's a car that jumps over bridges. That's cool. How can you not love that when you're 7?

It wasn't until years later when I happened to watch a rerun of Dukes that I actually made the connection.

First thought: wow, that is fucked up.

But hey, people were a little racist in the 70s (and 80s too). Hell, everyone was a lot homophobic in the 80s and 90s.

That's no excuse to learn and move on.

TL;DR: the A-team was better anyway.

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