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"You want to troll me? Heh. Good luck. Perhaps you haven't heard, but I have an IQ of around 190 (I took some online tests and averaged the score). You? You're nothing but a baka little gaijin. Feh. You are lucky that my Dragonball Goku training has given me the maturity to not unsheathe my bat'leth and send your dishonored spirit to Gre'Thor.

Perhaps you're wondering why I'm even wasting my breath on a weakling such as yourself; a weakling not worthy of being run through with my hatori hanzo steel. The answer is simple: as a proud Aspie, endowed with mental capabilities far beyond your own, I represent the next stage of human evolution. It is my sworn duty to cleanse your kind from the internet and to make it a safe haven for those who find beauty in Animu and peace in Star Trek dick girl fan fiction.

So take heed, trolls: wherever there is a fellow aspie being flamed for their love of Naruto, I'll be there. Wherever a Ron Paul supporter is being harassed, I'll be there. Wherever there are more then 3 people having actual social interaction outside of their mother's basement, I'll likely be somewhere else."

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/racist-hillbilly-furry.php?page=7

Im sorry, but you guys have totally missed the point of the video.
SomethingAwful held a forum competition to see who could ruin a brilliant movie scene by changing the music to it, either by making it hilarious or otherwsie.

This was not an attempt at comment on politics in any way shape or form, nor was it meant as any disrespect to the vet's who gave their lives on the beach at normandy, just a mashup to see how it "feels" with different music.

*dead

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc&eurl=http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/smell-yo-dick.php

^ Then you might like this.

>> ^dotdude:
• The Roastee (in this case, thesnipe) is allowed return fire at the end of the proceedings

Thesnipe? So even Doc_M is too much of a pussy to retaliate to any and all insults thrown his way. Kudos thesnipe for making Doc_M your bitch.

Although it's not surprising, when he tried to convince us he looked like this when the reality is actually this.

I like Something Awful's takes on the internet confessions.

SomethingAwful did a nice breakdown of internet types. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/magic-internet-prism.php

Protesters singing "Scientology is Going down" in Montreal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWG7FzoWG0
and a longer user video:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=cTYK3hkv63c

L.A. protesters chanting:
http://www.videosift.com/video/We-are-Anonymous-We-arepsst-dude-you-forgot-your-mask
ex-Scientologists respond:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2HsOXM55GI

News coverage of Atlanta protest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqEf8rcPv9M
Protester video of Atlanta protest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK559vcQQoE

Orlando protesters sing "Amazing Xenu":
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xq4x6gu6g1A

Scientology Protest in DC gets RICK ROLLED:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Scientology-Protest-in-DC-gets-RICK-ROLLED

Edited video of Dallas protest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21scFi68fI

News coverage of Austin protest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Og7_q6vqgw
(cyberterrorists lol)

Houston news coverage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSAeKBfplYE

News coverage of Adelaide protest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJJV9tH3XJw

A modest turnout in snowy Pittsburgh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqN9d8D_Zc

Battle horn sounds in Charlotte, NC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCd3xuXW-QM

Fox news coverage of Farmington Hills:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxD5MpIsfw

Winnipeg protesters braved -50deg C with windchill:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMr49uti-rU
News coverage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXH_7aSwoZc

Anonymous Press Release:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Anonymous-Press-Release-February-10-2008

More videos and many photos here:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2767497

I saw this used as an avatar picture on the SA forums and couldn't help but think that you might like it. They had the text "I've never seen it written so neatly" under the picture. Luckily the aspect ratio was such that after resizing, there was room to add the text to the bottom of the image.

So I threw the text in and fiddled with the image pixel by pixel so it didn't look like crap at 75x75, and this is the result.

so much so, that i was looking for the actual 'digg' link.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
This is the funniest thing I've ever read at SA. I bet you'll dig it. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/debunking-ewok-myth.php
In reply to this blindingly pithy drivel by m15:
something awful, this way comes.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read at SA. I bet you'll dig it. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/debunking-ewok-myth.php

In reply to this comment by my15minutes:
something awful, this way comes.

damn, i really hate cutesy shit. which is why i'm massively upvoting this.

hehe thanks!

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
More saggy pants action for ya. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/scientology-thug-andrew.php?page=4

More saggy pants action for ya. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/scientology-thug-andrew.php?page=4

source of this is http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-space.php