So... Large steel bar vs Shredder and the conclusion is... Diamond is forever?

I remember watching the news about 10 years ago where some 6 year old kid in CT accidentally got pulled thru one of these things. I have a paper shredder that automatically stops if my finger touches the metal paper feed. I wonder if they can add that to these things?

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With all this junk mail I decided to install a shredder where I thought it would do the most good.

I flat out disagree with him on the meat shredders. I made my pulled pork with a fork for at least two years before I stumbled over the claws. And every single time, it took about 30 minutes to do 5 pounds, and I suffered from the shredding equivalent of writer's cramp. With the claws, that same five pounds takes around 7-8 pain-free minutes. They're a bargain.

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No TMNT jokes? Really? Come on, folks, "Master Shredder" writes itself!
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Hilarious. I'd made the comment before watching the video. I had no idea the name came from there; it was much funnier when I imagined it being coincidental.

With a title like Master Shredder I was hoping it was going to be 'Emma, a young lady with down syndrome and mild autism, gets a job playing sick guitar riffs', but this is almost as good.

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Well it ain't that the shredder's fault, eh? What, should your comment to the world suggest a challenge of sorts, or are ya a bit pissy today?? Guarantee ya that the Dual-Shear® M160 will fly right past the slate challenge....Ya seen what it can do with engine blocks??

Oh, one day, they're little shredders.
The next day, they're grinding their way to college.