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Not today motherfucker
I'm pretty sure the dude's just having a good time because he's at a concert and he's all young and shit. He's probably high, too. Look at that glorious blue sky! Who wouldn't be joyous on such a perfect day when they're all young and high and shit? Dude, I'm old, it's dark and I'm not even at a concert (full disclosure: I am listening to Lord Huron's new album and it's fucking amazing. There's some stuff that's not up to their other work, and a weird 14-minute filler piece at the end, but Drops In The Lake might become the most beloved Lord Huron song ever) and I'm totally joyous right now. I'm also stoned out of my mind, so take that as a plus, a minus or a none-of-the-above. Look, all I'm saying is there's a cute video video of a sheep standing down a Border Collie. Props to the sheep for having the kinda balls it doesn't have anymore, but fucking with a Border Collie is asking for that dog to fuck up your tax return later. So yeah, y'know, cute dog and cute sheep and some Welshman who knows he's getting some pussy tonight and if that dog screws this up, it ain't gonna be the sheep getting fucked. That's life in Wales, man. Those dudes will fuck anything. I mean, if I was stuck in Wales with nothing else to do, I'd be looked at our four-legged friends in a far more than friendly way, too. Also, they don't have vowel mines there so they're stuck spelling words with all contestants and chunks of coal for punctuation. NO idea how that little linguistic hiccup got passed the Proto-Germanic language tree, but people in Quebec speak a language that's completely similar to French, only without the word order, the grammar and any words that are actually in French. The French hate that shit because they're French and no one in Europe is being all shirty these day. Except that dude in Belarus who apparently doens't know what an utter fucking legend the guy who runs Ryanair is. Fucking hell this shit's good. Anyway, the whole point of this was that a dog, a sheep and a Welshman walk into a bar and the bartender asks the man what he wants. And the Welshman tells, in exceedingly graphic detail, what he wants while the sheep and the collie listen in horror, straining against their leads and praying Pop-Up Darwin will suddenly appear and gift them opposable thumbs, a cellphone, and a SIM card that actually works in fucking Wales, because those vowel-less cocksuckers have a totally different cell system than the rest of the UK. Shit, you try to make a call to anywhere in Gwfjhsrmflsslll, the first thing you notice is that numbers have apparently joined the vowels in being MIA, and you're trying to explain that you just want to make a call to London and the operator is speaking some language that'd scare the shit outta C'htulu and finally you just give up and hop back on the Ryanair flight to JFK while scanning constantly for Mig-29s.
Anyway, be happy.
So is the far-right/left, idiocy & non-sense.
Not today motherfucker
Did you see how all the other sheep took notice? This is how sheep revolts start. Wouldn't be surprised if he goes disappearing in the middle of the night. That kind of defiance can spread like a virus if you're not careful.
Of course making a martyr of him is a whole other issue.
I think the farmers screwed.
Not today motherfucker
What I imagine the sheep is thinking....
Not today motherfucker
What i imagine the sheep is thinking
Not today motherfucker
What i imagine the sheep is thinking
vil (Member Profile)
Your video, Futilitarian sheep rescue, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Police in America - Where Are The Good Apples?
Bob, the only way in which you're NOT a sheep is that you're not being pounded from behind by a horny Welshman.
Sheep are fast glued to fake news .
Police in America - Where Are The Good Apples?
I'm not crying. This a not story.
Sheep are fast glued to fake news .
Actually the streets are a little safer tonight because of this kid can no longer become a thug.
👏
It is non-stop tears from you and I devour your sadness like you chug stupid.
Track Coach Fired After Refusing To Make Athletes Wear Masks
He ruined the whole thing with his stupid sheep comment.
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
Your video, Sheep Covered In 80 Pounds Of Wool Amazing Transformation, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
Your video, Sheep Discovers How To Use A Trampoline, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
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Worlds Worst Sheepdog
So--this is what we are being exerted to do (as the sheep?) when someone incoherently starts talking about "Sheeple"?
lololol
Mordhaus (Member Profile)
Your video, Mini Dachshund Rounds up Mob of Sheep, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Trump and Melania Trump test positive for Covid-19
Interesting how our resident token treasonous Trump sheep is absent from this thread.
Trump’s Vast And Ongoing Project To Steal The Election
I love how repugnantcunts are still complaining about 2016. Repugnantcunts: The party of victimhood. Fucking crybaby sheep.
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