One step away from shaving his butt and teaching him to walk backwards.

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I still use one of those double edged razors, works soooooo much better than the new ones.

EDIT: If you are wondering, the new razor containers have a slot in the back to slide the used ones in. They also last for a lot longer than one shave, usually about 2 weeks if I shave every day. You can tell when they start slightly tugging at the hairs prior to cutting them. They are a lot cheaper than normal disposable razors as well.

i bet you could shave your arm with that...

Oh come on, those nice people with the shaved heads and the white singlets just really like Asian symbols of luck and prosperity!

Same as all those rednecks who value the confederate flag as a symbol of independence. Nothing racist about it at all...

It was me. Did the summer dress and my favorite kitty really creep you out that much? I promise there is no room in my freezer. I just couldn't find a cat sitter and all my male clothing was dirty, so i wore a dress. I thought you'd be okay with it. I mean, sure I forgot to shave but... I didn't know you'd be such a judgey, you... I'm not going to say anything mean. I'm just going to cry everyday for a week -- yeah, that's how little you mean to me, Charliza Ma-not-going-even-think-of-you-in-my-dreams. Also, your "friends" threatened to kick my ass afterwards btw. It was creepy because you made it creepy, Charlize. You creep!

lol...

Oh, I know another good one -- old Gene Hackman sometimes looks like old Alex Trebek when they both don't have mustaches! Maybe not 2016 Hackman, but somewhere between when he stopped doing movies and now and then after Trebek shaved his awesome mustache.

Parent 1: I thought you sent Billy to his room for shaving that cat again?
Parent 2: Yeah, then I got a better idea.
Also, am I horrible for initially misreading that title and thinking it said "Modern Day Child Syphilis?"

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The Mercedes classic F1 demonstrations are even worse - not only do they drive them really slowly, they also manage to crunch the gears and leave metal shavings in the bottom of the gear box almost every time.

Bernie or bust.


25 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton:
• Mexican tap water
• A wolverine with a ‘pet me’ sign
• A mixed drink served by Bill Cosby
• A straight shave from Jodi Arias
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• Browns going to the Super Bowl
• Brian Williams memory
• Pete Carroll coaching decisions
• Loch Ness monster sightings
• Pinocchio
• The Boy that cried Wolf
• A snapping turtle in a mud bath
• A Nigerian inheritance email
• A pilot alone in the cockpit
• A factory packed parachute
• A test fart in bed with the flu
• Tying Anthony Weiner’s shoes
• Harry Reid’s exercise equipment
• A kiss from Judas
• An Afghan wearing a backpack
• A Dana White apology
• Keeping my healthcare plan
• A North Korean trial
• A BIC pen that won’t leak
• A tuna fish sandwich left on a city bus

No, I agree @newtboy, no one likes a mouth full of hair. I prefer to only floss twice a day!!

I have been with both women and men where there is so much of it you almost need a weed whacker to find the goods. I have heard women say they feel like a pre-pubescent girl when it is all gone. I prefer a happy medium, or as us ladies put it, shave the undercarriage and trim the hood. If I had any musical talent at all, I could write my own rebuttal song!

It is interesting that you brought up guys who manscape...I never thought about it making them look like pre-pubescent boys. Most gents I know who do say it makes the "package" look bigger. I think balls just look better without hair, but that is just my opinion, since I find them such a weird and intriguing part of the male anatomy.