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KILLING IN THE NAME OF silencing that fucking white saxophone abomination.

Many thanks, chief. So happy to be a part of this particular community.

"I enjoy playing the band as the band. I 'be' the whole band and I'm playing the drums, I'm playing the guitar, I'm playing the saxophone. To me, the most wonderful thing about playing music is that."
~Chick Corea

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This is pretty cool... Dr. Paul Cohen shows off his saxophone collection to some guys from the United States Army Field Band.

http://videosift.com/video/Unheard-of-Instruments-in-the-Saxophone-Family

Again...ME! (although a saxophone works better)

And the boobs. Don't forget all of the boobs...! Big... sacks of liquid baby food swinging from mother chests.

Don't blame me for being a MAN -- blame the British. Blame the saxophone! The sax reins in that milky goodness -- just ask Clinton bout that.

The cops should've peppersprayed the shit out of the saxophone guy for botching the tune so badly. He's awful.

Ok so, been a month and 3 weeks, and shagen454 axeded.so..

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Ok so, been trying to figure out the best way to inspire myself musically without the use of my un-damaged vocal range, with a go-to musical instrument battery I know my way well-enough around to use as a framework for a studio-I can get sounds outta anything, have access to any rudimentary keyboard but am flexible with strings, woodwinds, bass. Now you have to understand if yer mind interprets a musical instrument as some outer-space device requiring a manual or instruction via direct-transmission in order to fire: I can coax pleasing tones from vegetables. What I need is a new kick. I can go for miles rendering compositions only I want to hear with a guitar, harmonica, saxophone-IO crave arrangements, and bass and drums..

Can Keep great time and love percussion, vibes, marimba, steel-drum but never had a set to wail on worth a fuck till now: Same as it ever was….

Worlds’ the oyster, and fuck the dumbshitz, I have access by nature of incarnation and geographical locale and resources to make anything happen-Goin’ for percussion and bass, and solo-Only I can work with a band of miscreants, those dwelling inside my own head, be-damn! The logistics of other fleshapoids in the way for the task of rendering!!....Why bother? Make it and take it to musicians I don’t have to fuck with-Maybe I should have been Quincy Jones fucking adopted white baby…..


Shootin' for a fat stack 'o pearly-white Slingerlandz, maybe Ludwig-Need 2 stellar floor toms and oh fuck....adding shit already-!

Am I the only one in the world that can't stand the sound of a saxophone?

Well yes it's a valid musical instrument. So is the kazoo.

The act of playing it is very different from playing piano and is much less technically skilful than learning to play the flute. I play clarinet, saxophone, flute and piano. They each have a different level of difficulty. Piano is the easiest, and clarinet is the hardest. The very hardest instruments to learn are the double reeds - oboe, cor anglais, and bassoon. The very easiest are the percussion family - drums, piano, all other keyboards.

I guess this is why I'm so opinionated about this...