Having worked with Chris Roberts in the past, I would take everything sold with a grain of salt until you actually see it in the final product. If you ever do.

He is a fantastic salesman though, I'll give him that. Nice guy too.

I have never ever said the name of my car salesman

Actually you said

Cannabis cures cancer. To HELL with western medicine.

Then you posted a bunch of anecdotes from a hemp oil salesman.

Then you talked about Dr Marcia Angell; I presume that's the same Marica Angell that said

It is time for the scientific community to stop giving alternative medicine a free ride... There cannot be two kinds of medicine — conventional and alternative. There is only medicine that has been adequately tested and medicine that has not, medicine that works and medicine that may or may not work. Once a treatment has been tested rigorously, it no longer matters whether it was considered alternative at the outset. If it is found to be reasonably safe and effective, it will be accepted.

and finally a bunch of studies that show that cannabis may affect cancer.

None of which implies that "cannabis cures cancer" (again, your own words).

Cannabinoids certainly have some interesting properties that might well lead to some breakthroughs, but right now, NOTHING cures cancer. As you said, it gets cut, burnt or poisoned (all of which is preferable to dying), or it just goes into remission.

As for your general distain for "western medicine" aka medicine, you continue on with your fairy dust and good wishes. Me, I'll be over here with the scientific method and the single most successful endeavour in the history of humanity.

Can you please stop posting your bullshit woo and misinformation?

While marijuana might help with ALS, there are still no proper studies with anything conclusive on the subject.

As for the rest....Eric is not "winning", he's a scam artist out to sell products to desperate people. The worst kind of snake oil salesman.

Finished off with a nice dose of anecdotal bullshit.

I can see it now:

"Eddie Murphy.... Adam Sandler in: "Two Headed Freak!" A remake from the 70's classic "The Thing With Two Heads.

Eddie Murphy is Maxwell Fielder, the successful CEO and founder of a bio-tech company, who is dying from a degenerative disease.

Adam Sandler is Jake Antonelli, a door-to-door salesman, who stumbles unto a murder scene and is wrongfully thought to be the culprit, but hasn't given up on finding the real killers.

Maxwell Fielder's bio-tech company R&D department, manages to convince the state to have a convict become a volunteer for a temporary head transplant."

No need to thank me Hollywood. I'll take my check now, please!

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That's some of the most retarded horseshit anyone's every suggested on the subject. Should we also insure all blunt objects according to similar standards of insanity? Pointy objects? Razor blades?? Uneven sidewalks in front of a home....there goes your home-owner's insurance budget. I KNOW, let's pay local mafiosi to protect us. GOD DAMN people can be too fucking clueless sometimes....

Yo, the 'criminals' and 'terrrrists' are the motherfuckers suggesting then mandating that people cop to insane shit like you suggest there vanjohnson (insert numbers here). Are you an insurance salesman??


FUCK an MSNBC live feed up it's obviously propagandizing bought-and-payed-for-by-evil-cunts asses.

So just to be clear, he's a salesman for a car dealership or something and accompanying this awful woman on a test drive, where she's doing double the speed limit (and presumably in an urban zone?).

I would have told her to slow down, and if she didn't. I'd have told her to stop the car and get out. And if she didn't do that, I'd call the cops then and there.

So I guess it's official; the US president is an insurance salesman.

OMG, So absolutely spot on. Funny as Hell.
The guy I knew in School that had the rockin' IROC still works at the same car dealership as a car salesman....

Edit: Reading this back to myself, I think I sounded like a teenaged girl just now.

That and most robberies happen during the day, not at night . . . when people are home. That's just stupid. Why would you wait until you KNOW someone is home to break in? No, you do it during the day.

Second, you don't even have the make a gun sound. Just yell. Done. Most robbers aren't there to kill and rape you. Matter of fact, I'd wager about 99% are not. They want easy money, that's it.

Third, as @kir_mokum said, if they have a gun you'd be dead before you can fire off a shot anyway. Assuming, of course, they were there to kill and rape you like this woman thinks they are.

Fourth, a robbery where no one gets hurt equals you get away with it. A robbery where you kill someone with a gun means they'll hunt your sorry ass down. So again, the robber wants nothing to do with other people.

These arguments just breed fear and paranoia into people. Just ask the guy in Florida who killed a door to door salesman selling crabs. Or the boy who was gunned down because he knocked on the wrong door (literally, GPS put him one house away), or the drunk college kid in my town who tried to open what he thought was his door but instead was met with a shotgun blast to the head.

So no, this is not a valid argument. Try again.

Chris Hedges would make an awesome guillotine salesman.

*promote first, quality later

Those drones fly almost as high as our defense industry stock prices!!! Muahahahahaha. We'll follow the law alright, the law of supply and demand -- and our clients demand drones !! Where was the talk of "government shutdown" when we had a Syrian war to sell? (p.s. that salesman is fired.)

Lyrics:

He is your brother.
And just because he's older,
He will always try to boss you.
No matter what you do,
You must obey him!

He is your brother.
And just because he's younger,
You will learn to tell your fists no,
When he beats you on Nintendo.
Do not hit him!

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
But you look like mother.
Don't want to lose you,
To another.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
She maybe your lover,
But do not forget,
You are our brother!

You were a loser,
Your haircut was a mullet.
You could not play the bassoon,
You had a dark blue bedroom,
What were you thinking?!

You also had a mullet!
I was always the cool one.
I was the budding rock star,
I'm awesome at the guitar....
...But you work for me now!

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
But you look like mother.
Don't want to lose you,
To another.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
She maybe your lover,
But do not forget,
You are our brother!

You were working as a salesman,
In a homeware & design store.
You only ever wore black,
Your life was made of Habitat.
You were lonely.
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

That was when you met her,
Though you would never tell us.
But then we finally guessed it,
Out came your dirty secret -
You loved your boss!
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
You loved your boss!!!

You are my brother.
Just look how far you've come now.
I used to change your nappy,
Now you're old & saggy,
Fat like Paddy.

You are my brother.
I always looked up to you.
But now to me it's quite weird,
Cause you have hair & a beard,
Just like our Daddy.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
But you look like mother.
Don't want to lose you,
To another.

Ahhhhhhhhh
Don't leave us,
You are our jesus.
She maybe your lover,
But do not forget,
You are our brother!

Chords....are simple & repetitive:

First 2 verses & choruses: D minor, F major, A minor, D minor
Middle 8 (the 'you were working as a salesman' bit): C major, F major, C major, F major, A minor; repeat then go to D minor
Final verse: D minor, F major, A minor, D minor
Final choruses: D minor, F major, A minor, D minor

© Rufus Starlight, Baddy Paris & Ferris Ferhat.

I somehow doubt most American's know much about Iran other than that its name is similar to Iraq.

I was talking with the salesman in Nordstrom's yesterday and I was talking about world war 2. He asked if that was the one with Hitler or if that was WWI.

*sigh*