Nonchalantly kicking that safety glass open is clearly a win. Unfortunately, the bank being able to check the camera logs with the time and ATM use will ultimately turn it all into one big fail.

One time I got knocked off my bike by a van, and another bike messenger zoomed past and knocked of the drivers's side-view mirror with his radio. A perfect symphony of revenge.

Another time I got badly cut off by the same cabbie three times in a short stretch of road, and I got madder and madder each time. The first time I yelled at him. The second time I banged his hood. The third time I punched through the driver-side window. There were tiny little bits of safety glass on his lips. It was hilarious.

>> ^Psychologic:

Safety glasses are optional when you're pretty sure nothing will go wrong.

Safety glasses are optional when you're pretty sure when it goes off they won't help.

Safety glasses are optional when you're pretty sure nothing will go wrong.

I would have worn safety glasses. But, if you've ever owned those big Riedel wine glasses, they break if you look at them wrong. They also tend to cost like $20 each.

Firing a rifle at a flat(ish) target at close range in a small concrete room seems dangerous enough.

edit: Er... also noticed the safety glasses on his head.

All you do not want to know about White craft glue.

http://www.gamblincolors.com/msds/pva.html

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

Manufacturer's Name:
GAMBLIN ARTISTS COLORS CO.
PO Box 15009
Portland, OR 97293

Product: Poly Vinyl Acetate (PVA) Glue

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SECTION 1—PRODUCT IDENTITY
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Date prepared: 7/09/97 Emergency telephone no. 503/235-1945

Preparer's Name: R. Gamblin

Chemical name: Ethlyene/Vinyl Acetate Coplolymer

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SECTION II—HAZARDOUS INGREDIENTS
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Chemical names CAS# Wt% OSHA PEL ACGIH TLV
This product contains no hazardous
materials under the current OSHA standard.

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SECTION III—PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS
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Boiling range: 212 F Specific gravity: 1 - 1.4
Vapor pressure: 17 % volatile (volume): 45%(water)
Vapor density: 0.62 Evaporation rate (BuOAc = 1): 1

Solubility (specify solvents): Soluble in water. Insoluble in solvents.
Appearance and odor: white liquid; slight odor.
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SECTION IV—FIRE & EXPLOSION DATA----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Flash point: >220 degree F
Extinguishing media: CO2 , dry chemical, water fog
Special firefighting procedures: water or foam may cause frothing if directed into
container of burning material. Use water to cool containers exposed to heat.

Unusual fire & explosion hazards: Immerse in water after use.
Reactivity: product is stable
Hazardous polymerization: will not occur
Conditions to avoid: avoid extreme heat

Hazardous decomposition products: Stable under normal pressure.

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SECTION V—HEALTH HAZARD DATA
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Route(s) of entry: Eye contact, ingestion of paint
Acute health effects: Eye contact may cause redness or irritation
Poly Vinyl Acetate (PVA) Glue MSDS Page 2

Inhalation: N/A
Ingestion: No known adverse health effects.
Skin contact: No know adverse health effects.

EMERGENCY FIRST AID PROCEDURES:
Eye contact: Wash with clean water for at least fifteen minutes. If irritation persists,get medical attention.
Inhalation: If swallowed, induce vomiting.
Skin contact: Flush with water; use soap if available.

CHRONIC HEALTH EFFECTS:
Not listed as a carcinogen by the NTP, IARC, or OSHA; no adverse long-term
effects are known.
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SECTION VI—SPILL OR LEAK PROCEDURE
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Steps to be taken in case material is spilled: Soak up spill with absorbent materials and place in containers.
Waste disposal method: Spill area can be washed with water; collect wash water for approved disposal. Do not
flush to storm sewer or waterway.
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SECTION VII - SPECIAL PROTECTION DATA
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Respiratory protection: none normally required
Ventilation: none normally required
Protective gloves: none normally required
Eye protection: safety glasses if eye contact is likely; eyewash fountain should be accessible.
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SECTION III—STORAGE & HANDLING DATA
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Precautions to be taken in handling and storage: store away from high temperature. Read and observe all
precautions on product label.

Other precautions: wash hands after use.
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The information contained herein is based on the data available to use and is believe to be correct. However,
Gamblin Artists Colors Co. makes no warranty, expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy of these data or the
results to be obtained from the use thereof. Gamblin assumes no responsibility for injury from the use of the product
described herein.

1:38 was actually pretty accurate.

But remember kids, trying to break laminated safety glass with your head can lead to severe concussion, loss of conciousness and/or a cracked skull. Unless you're wearing a superhero suit of course, then you can just get up and continue fighting the bad guy!

That's it, I'm switching to wearing coconuts on my eyes instead of safety glasses.

Thank god for the safety glasses.

Not sure how this is EIA, unless he tore his nutsack on broken glass.

No, wait, that's safety glass. Not EIA.

>> ^jimnms:
And he does it without wearing safety glasses.

The bandsaw goes at lower RPM than a circular saw so it's less likely to send chips flying and also less likely to kick the work back at you. Bandsaws rock.

And he does it without wearing safety glasses.

Real scientists don't care if their safety glasses are crooked.

Job safety is no laughing matter. I wear my hard hat, safety glasses, water wings, and thimble every day at the computer.