"men love pterodactyls"

Who told her our secret?!!

For once I think the men were faking it while the women were probably being mostly sincere. Probably.

Besides, I still see porn that surprises me. Truly there is no limit to the imagination of horny men, we will never see it all.

Oh, and maybe I'm a prude, but I don't find the idea of watching porn with my gf at all erotic, only humourous. Pterodactyl porn is a thing. It exists. I'm so glad I live in the 21st century.

For some reason after the Dogg ten fours, I imagine cutting to a pterodactyl strapped to the front of the vehicle saying, "It's a living."

How barbaric! Well, he is a caveman pedaling with his feet.

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

Ukelele it is.
From YouTube user lilymaide (aka Sarah Donner): "This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele."


I'm really impressed with Sarah Donner's music. This is one of a few really cool, fun videos I saw on her site which I looked up based on the The Motherf**king Pterodactyl video done by her and The Oatmeal (and sifted here...http://videosift.com/search?q=pterodactyl)

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If I get a full set, can I trade them in for 25 armies? I've been trying to invade Madagascar for, like, 5 turns man.

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>> ^spoco2:

Oh dear, her site no worky


Looks like someone got a little publicity.

Gotta hand it to Charlie Brooker to chop straight to the blackened heart of the issue with his rusty bonesaw of sarcasm. Pterodactyl, negligée, amazeballs.

>> ^hpqp:

>> ^Quboid:
Interesting hypothesises, but there are one or two other species who can't talk, yet who manage to propagate their genes and while I have not studied them at length, I don't believe it's really a case of forcing the female.

Actually, the hypothesis is total bunk: in most (if not all) mammal species, the female chooses the male she will mate with (hence the males evolving fighting and/or show-off attributes).
That being said, I chuckled at the explanation of short-haired lesbians.


Yeah I'm pretty sure he wasn't executing this as a rational theory, or he probably wouldn't have mentioned pterodactyl juice, hehe. Again the lesbian/short hair thing cracked me up also

i want to tell you about the creationist museum, which is funded by the same people who fund Don Mcleroy's campaigns and the other young earth creationist who have been elected to the board over the last decade.

so about 30 minutes south of my town is "dinosaur valley state park".
which is awesome. on the paluxy river and full of fossils.

just outside of the park however, is the creationist museum.
run by a man who awarded himself a phd from his own unaccredited university.
this man claims to have found proof that dinosaurs and man walked together along the banks of the paluxy river.
he fancies himself a jr paleontologist.

you can purchase replicas of his "proof" for $25, he of course can't display the ACTUAL proof because that's locked away in a safe deposit box somewhere.

the creation museum is housed in a small trailer filled with beautiful art work of the 6 day "creation" event. there is also a giant piranha in small, dirty fish tank. the existence of this giant piranha is supposed to prove that under certain conditions (special lights i think) that things can grow giant sized, and somehow that proves the earth was created in 6 day.

the main feature of the museum is an hour long video which details the creation and how the flood caused the continents to split, sent beautiful pink lights into the atmosphere, changed the climate and killed off the dinosaurs. in the video, mr. dr. phd, uses extremely large scientific sounding words rapidly and in succession. this causes some confusion. it caused my friend and i too look at each other and raise eyebrows to confirm that what was just said didn't actually make any sense. it made the family in the front row nod in understanding. we could tell by looking at them they'd never actually bothered to find out what words meant before seeing this video.

the museum also contained some plants. and i think what was supposed to be a replica of a hyperberic oxygen chamber, but i don't know why this was there. and i don't really remember now anyway.

at the front desk there are all kinds of books for sale. books written by mr. dr. phd explaining how dinosaurs walked with man, and how he discovered the proof along the banks of the paluxy river in the late 70's or something. we attempted to browse the books without laughing hysterically. but i had to go after we overheard the family talking to the volunteers at the counter about how someone found pterodactyls alive and well in south america recently. and the wife proclaimed that she often prays to god for an explanation of dinosaurs and how mr. dr. phd answered her prayers. after that i about lost it and had to go out to the parking lot so i could laugh a lot.

oh, also on the property is a large glass building that is the future of home of the new and updated creation museum. before mr dr phd decided to build that, he was going to build a huge biosphere and pump it full of pure O3. because if O2 is good for you, O3 must be really good for you, he was attempting to prove that it would turn him into a giant. But then, someone informed that O2 is actually mixed with heavy amounts of nitrogen before you inhale it, and that O3 is actually ozone and would kill him.

in conclusion,
please, please start messing with Texas.
though i'm sure if you do at least 26% of the population will just demand that we succeed from the union again.

EDIT: so it's been about 2 years since i've been to the museum, they apparently have a website now.
http://www.creationevidence.org/

Spot on. After a while, I found it was much easier to just use Pterodactyl, God, and Rope to solve pretty much everything. About the only clever solution I came up with was to give hostile enemies flowers to remove their guns lol.

A few highlights from the master list:

* Chickenhawk—an older gay man who sexually pursues younger males, i.e. "twinks"/"chickens" or underage boys.

* Manther—Male version of a cougar.

* Puma—a woman in her thirties who dates a younger man (i.e. 20-somethings), often considered to be "cougars-in-training". It also means Cougars whose age disparity is less than 8 years.[10][19]

* Silver fox—A term denoting an attractive older male who is pursued by (generally much) younger women.

* Troll—a man, often a less-attractive older one, who cruises for sex.[20]

* Saber tooth—a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.

* Pterodactyl—a cougar well past her prime, often with leathery skin, boney hands and narrow facial features.

* Cougar—a woman over 40[10] who sexually pursues younger men, typically more than eight years her junior.[11] The term appears to have been coined by Canadian website Cougardate.com[12] and has been used in TV series, advertising and film. The 2007 film Cougar Club was dedicated to the subject and in Spring 2009 TV Land aired a reality show called The Cougar. A new show is Cougar Town.

>> ^rottenseed:
what Jurassic Park has Pterodactyls?


THE FIRST BOOK!

>> ^ponceleon:
>> ^rottenseed:
what Jurassic Park has Pterodactyls?

The awful awful 3rd one...


OIC, you meant the movies, which were allllll terrible.

I miss Ian Malcolm on morphine singing nigger work songs.

>> ^rottenseed:
what Jurassic Park has Pterodactyls?


The awful awful 3rd one...

what Jurassic Park has Pterodactyls?