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The Wendelstein 7-X fusion reactor is insane
Everything's all fun and plasma until someone jokingly speaks in tongues during the high energy stress test which opens a portal and awakes an Elder God...
The Martian | Official Trailer #1
all i thought when i saw this ad is glados from portal 2 when she says spaaaaaace were in sapce
EXTROPY - Speedhack
There is NOTHING more cyberpunk than the poolcleaner. I defeated the lawnmower man. I hack portals supported with transdimensional resonators EVERY FREAKIN DAY, man. It should be MINE. There could be no more fitting a prize than a step closer to my next badge in a nihilistic world where I am born and reborn, slowly breaking down the sequences of my cyber existence with each... copy.
Huh ? Why ? This is NOT my video ?
I do however love it.
Your Brain On Shrooms
OK, 10 grams for you since you obviously need your balls turned into a black portal and your brains blown out into a fractalizing bloody mess of meaninglessness. But, that's probably what you're afraid of to begin with.
FIve grams is for pussies.
lucky760 (Member Profile)
Your video, Basketball Trick Shots with a Portal Gun, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Useless, Dangerous Toilet Paper Machine
After spending a few weeks in Malaysia, I came to significantly appreciate the bent metal pipe in the few sit down toilets I got to use which points directly at el bunghole, with a tap to the side of the toilet. Turn that bad boy on and let soothing water wash away
the burning chilli and curry from your screaming portal to the realm of Nurglethe poo, followed by a brief pat dry with just 2 squares of paper (not a lot of double ply over there, with a double or triple ply you could easily get the job done with 1).You don't even need a proper bidet, I reckon a small metal pipe, some hose, couple of pipe clamps and you too could be riding the soothing rush of water cleansing your nether regions.
ps. The "portion cutting mechanism" really needs that *shrink shrink shrink* noise from a slasher movie, that motherfucker is going to town...
Overwatch Gameplay Trailer
So apparently if you are an FPS that looks like it was made by Pixar then you're a TF2 clone.
I mean, the similarities are obvious. They both have guns, they both have (mostly) humanoid characters, there appears to be a control point...and, my god, was that a healing beam!?!?! "One of the characters even turns into a turrent" - Hey now, the heavy is certainly slow and fat but he's not _completely_ immobile.
I spotted something else. That Tracer girl is TOTALLY using Weaver's Time lapse. That's another shameless copypaste from another game that Valve created from a mod made by somebody else. What next, Portals? Silent crowbar wielding protagonists? Waiting almost a decade for the next installment of a hotly anticipated IP?...hold on, I think Blizzard invented that with Starcraft and Diablo. nvm.
Honestly, it's been over 7 years. I played TF2, I loved TF2. When somebody tells me "Hey, Blizzard are shoveling all their money and expertise into creating a new game based on that other game you loved" my reaction isn't "HOW DARE THEY INTRUDE UPON GABEN'S HOLY GROUND!". I am looking forward to playing Overwatch and continuing an age old tradition of whining about how Bliz can't balance games.
Pacific Rim Official Trailer
This video has been nominated as a duplicate of this video by Zawash. If this nomination is seconded with *isdupe, the video will be killed and its votes transferred to the original.
Pacific Rim Official Trailer
*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Del-Toro-casts-Portals-Glados-in-Pacific-Rim-Trailer
Coulthard on team orders
I for my, have no transferable or proven or legitimate strategy whatsoever with regard to any game, life, or fundamental existence in a world virtual or otherwise.... Experiential stamina however, affords her luxury when tinctured with a sheer will and a general joyfulness about having to put up with bullshit. WHEN said bullshit comes in the form of some anonymous individual saaaaay, who pops-in via an internet portal disguised as a welcome mat at yer mum's cousin's house because they "knows" you better than you know yourself, reads a few rules then proceeds to try and hand me my ass and feed it to me and tell me how it should taste?? Yeah, that's the kind of damaged cunt that needs a time fucking out.
Enjoyed your time-out so far ya fuckin' cunts?? Good. Now y'all can continue to fuck the FUCK off!
Love you gorillaman, and thank you for the sage wisdom that only a solid wanker like yourself can serve iced-cold
Strategy is what makes F1 more interesting to watch than other sports, which are typically just a bunch of sweaty morons running around on a lawn.
Team orders have always been a good thing and people who don't like them are intellectually and morally subhuman.
Portal (Honest Game Trailers)
I know! For me, it is the lack of time and energy to play games. Portal 2 will always be around. Maybe by then, it will be free like Portal 1.
@ant and @VoodooV both of you hang your heads in shame. Portal 2 is great (not quite as balls-tighteningly excellent as Portal), but still better than almost any other games out at the moment.
Portal (Honest Game Trailers)
@ant and @VoodooV both of you hang your heads in shame. Portal 2 is great (not quite as balls-tighteningly excellent as Portal), but still better than almost any other games out at the moment.
ant (Member Profile)
Your video, Portal (Honest Game Trailers), has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Best Use Of The Portal Gun
_now_ we're thinking with portals.
D'oh!
EDIT: OK, then how about shooting one portal at Clooney's crotch, the other at the inside of your pants?!?
Best Use Of The Portal Gun
D'oh!
EDIT: OK, then how about shooting one portal at Clooney's crotch, the other at the inside of your pants?!?
That technically wouldn't work out for anybody.. then you'd both just have holes connecting your crotches, and not in the good way.