Holy crap... something with Paris Hilton talking which I... actually... liked.

Is there some sort of ungodly alignment of planets or devilish forces at play here?

How is this so? I must build a bunker immediately, the end of the world must be nigh.

While I have a general dislike for all things related to Paris Hilton, I found this genuinely funny. Upvote it is!

Is it not a sign of defeat when the only ads he seems to run are those that outright attack the opposition rather than saying what good he intends to do?

Also, that's a pretty bloody pathetic attempt to link Obama with Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears.

McCain Press person: "Oooh, I've got it! Obama is famous and popular... and, erm... so are Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears"
McCain other person: "OK and where are you going with this, other than to say that many more people know and like Obama than McCain"
MPP: "No, no, I've got a point... I think, hang on, oooh, no wait, I do. Look, they're wastes of space."
MOP: "Who, the people who like him?"
MPP: "What? No, Spears and Hilton, they're complete wastes of space, and they couldn't run the country"
MOP: "Um, no, they couldn't but I don't think they're running"
MPP: "No, but, see, they're famous and they would be crap at running the country, so, you know, Obama is famous... so, he... would, be... um, crap at running the country. Actually, now I say that out loud it doesn't really hold water"
MOP: "No, wait, that's just the sort of nonsensical bullshit I think some idiots just might lap up. Yeah, seeing as we can't actually fight him on any logical ground, let's just associate him with stupid airheads, BRILLIANT!"
MPP: "Um, Can I not put my name to this one, I kinda think it's ridiculous now?"
MOP: "No, you're name is on it all the way to the top, all the way to pretty boy McCain baby."
MPP: "Did you just call McCain pretty?"
MOP: "Shuddup lacky"

What the hell is this shit?! Where's Paris Hilton? Where's Britney Spears?! This is hogwash! I want my news the way I like it!

Paris Hilton the copy cat
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1391745.php/Paris_Hiltons_birthday_strip

It is a very sad example of irony. Ben Stein is a *very* intelligent man. Yet instead of using his intellect in the defense of science, a proven system of observation and cause and effect, he'd rather employ his smarts to defend angels, leprechauns and fairies.

It's as pathetic as Anna Nicole marrying a 90 year old billionaire or Paris Hilton being rich and popular but spoiled as all get out. *sigh* Oh well, these stereotypes have to come from somewhere I suppose...

...starring Paris Hilton. I was over at one of my girlfriend's family outings in the Valley this weekend, and at one point I started paying attention to the conversation between some of the women, and they were all talking about celebrity babies. I looked over and two of the aunts and two of the cousins were reading from one of those hard hitting integral pieces of journalism such as Us or People or Star. Each of them had their own magazine and they were sharing their celebrity gossip.

It really got sad when I saw the young ones (maybe 7 years old) reading the mags. Why do they read that crap?!

1. Kindergarten teacher's hair: Dark and light grey (bonus: Pulled back and tied into bun)
2. Clockwise: 11 rotations until dizziness, Counterclockwise: 12 rotations until dizzness
3. "Reflections" assisted living home in Flagstaff Arizona. (it's not where you plan on going but it's where you'll end up)

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
You're telling me you were specifically wondering what a random Sifter like me thought about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and the heroine of a cheesy nineties show? o.O

Got any other inexplicably random questions about me bouncing around that head of yours... like what my kindergarten teacher's hair color was, or how many times I can spin around in a circle before getting dizzy, or which retirement home I plan on going to when I'm old?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.

LOL - this is great! but erm...not that I want to give her attention but...isn't it starring Paris Hilton?

also, add "B-Movie" in there somewhere

Upvote!

You're telling me you were specifically wondering what a random Sifter like me thought about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and the heroine of a cheesy nineties show? o.O

Got any other inexplicably random questions about me bouncing around that head of yours... like what my kindergarten teacher's hair color was, or how many times I can spin around in a circle before getting dizzy, or which retirement home I plan on going to when I'm old?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.

>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.

Gary's suit from JC Penney: $99
Gary's hairdo from BoRic's: $14
Gary's grain alcohol in his jacket pocket: $4

Gary Busey lashing out at Paris Hilton and refusing to give a "shout-out": Priceless

Tags for this video have been changed from 'news, not news, reporting, ripping, hero' to 'news, not news, reporting, ripping, hero, paris hilton, celebrity' - edited by calvados

I should mention some of the other targets featured in Krewe d’Etat: Army Corps of Engineers,: the Pop Tarts (i.e., Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears . . . ), Hillary Clinton, sitting ducks (Bush, Cheney . . .), melting polar caps, Louisiana Road Home program, golden boy Bobby Jindal, David Vitter’s side dish, Rosie O’Donnell vs. Donald Trump (and the other folks from “The View”), NASA’s martini hour, the New Orleans assessors vote and Mayor Ray Nagin.

I have to go with some of you and side with Cruise on this one. He handled it well, a lot better than I think many people would especially in front of cameras. Yeah he is batshit crazy but try to look at it objectively and put aside your hatred for him. Many of you just like seeing bad things happen to rich famous people which yeah some of them are arrogant. Does Tom have a holy than thou sense of self importance probably, but why do i give a shit if anything good or bad happens to him. Not going to change my life any or make me feel any better about myself. Its the same pleasure people get from watching other train wrecks like Anna Nicole Smith, Britney Spears, and so on or those people who are still praying Paris Hilton will get hit by a car and die. Who cares, dont hate them, hate the society that is so damn fascinated with them. I would rather not hear about them no matter if its good or bad.