The one I hold dear to my heart is:

Florida - Full of newlyweds and nearly deads.

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This is gold. GOLD. Much better than I thought it would or could be! The 'Newlywed Game' section is blisteringly funny. Amazing.

Why isn't the Newlywed Game on anymore?

How could you think Mayflower is promoting wrapping people up like boxes? It's a joke.

"At Mayflower, we have people who are so clumsy they can't even carry their newlywed spouses across the threshold without wrapping her up in bubble pack lest she be damaged." Yea, that's TOTALLY realistic and meant to be taken seriously. Lighten up.

Why is this video SO MUCH MORE INSIDIOUS than, "corporations are people too, buddy"?

You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
Mike D Come On And Rock The Sure Shot

I've Got The Brand New Doo-Doo Guaranteed Like Yoo Hoo
I'm On Like Dr John, Yea Mr Zu Zu
I'm A Newlywed, Not A Divorcee
And Everything I Do Is Funky Like Lee Dorsey
Well, It's The Taking Fo Pelham, One, Two, Three
If You Want A Doodoo Rhyme Then Come See Me
I've Got The Savior Faire With The Unique Rhyme And
I Keep It On And On, It's Never Quitting Time And
Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose
I Strap On My Ear Goggles And I'm Ready To Go
'Couse At The Boards Is The Man They Call The Mario
Pull Up At The Function And You Know I Kojak
To All The Party People That Are On My Bozak
I've Got More Action Than My Man John Woo
And I've Got Mad Hits Like I Was Rod Carew

You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
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My fav:

Mal and Zoe undercover as newlyweds loking for work - saying they were referred by a man named Joey Bloggs.

Sheriff: Joey bloggs ate his own gun about a month back

Mal: did he?

Sheriff: Yep. blew the back of his head right off.

Mal, (without a hint of concern): So.. would his job be open?

Aaaahh, I see. Our Provincial Capital, land of the Newlywed and the Nearly Dead.

Nice place to visit if there's no vacancies on Saltspring.



In reply to this comment by Payback:
Nope, other direction... over the Hat.

In reply to this comment by therealblankman:
You a Nanaimo boy? Sorry to hear that. Me, N.D.S.S. grad 1988 .

In reply to this comment by Payback:
How about 100km diet? I hate Nanaimo micro brews anyway.

>> ^sirex:
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
what's wrong? not getting laid? wanna take it out on women? take a look in the mirror first...
In reply to this comment by sirex:
to be honest, its fair play.
And shes right, she is a bitch.
i think he did pretty well to stop himself from punching her in the face.
and wtf has getting laid got to do with anything ?? - fwiw, im a 14 month newlywed.

hopefully your newly wed wife (I'm assuming you're male [and straight]) doesn't know about your thoughts on overpowering a woman even if she is being a b*tch.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
what's wrong? not getting laid? wanna take it out on women? take a look in the mirror first...

In reply to this comment by sirex:
to be honest, its fair play.

And shes right, she is a bitch.

i think he did pretty well to stop himself from punching her in the face.

and wtf has getting laid got to do with anything ?? - fwiw, im a 14 month newlywed.

With the current state of the economy I have a feeling a lot more newlyweds will be honeymooning in scenic Chevy Chase, via bus.

It's amazing how far Iraq has come in the 5.5 short years America has been there liberating it.

Why, any day now I can see vacation packages for newlyweds.

The Acapolco of the Persian Gulf.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'newlywed, gameshow, blooper, infamous, whoopee, ass, butt, Bob Eubanks' to '70s, newlywed, gameshow, blooper, infamous, whoopee, ass, butt, Bob Eubanks' - edited by swampgirl

You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
Mike D Come On And Rock The Sure Shot

I've Got The Brand New Doo-Doo Guaranteed
Like Yoo Hoo
I'm On Like Dr John, Yea Mr Zu Zu
I'm A Newlywed, Not A Divorcee
And Everything I Do Is Funky Like Lee Dorsey
Well, It's The Taking of Pelham, One, Two, Three
If You Want A Doodoo Rhyme Then Come See Me
I've Got The Savoir Faire With The Unique Rhyme
And
I Keep It On And On, It's Never Quitting Time And
Strictly Hand Held Is The Style I Go
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose
I Strap On My Ear Goggles And I'm Ready To Go
'Cause At The Boards Is The Man They Call The
Mario
Pull Up At The Function And You Know I Kojak
To All The Party People That Are On My Bozak
I've Got More Action Than My Man John Woo
And I've Got Mad Hits Like I Was Rod Carew


You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
Ad Rock Come And Rock The Sure Shot


Hurricane Will Cross Fade On Your Ass And
Bust Your Ear Drums
Listen Everybody 'Cause I'm Shifting Gears I'm
Fresh Like Dougie When I Set My Specs And
On The Microphone I Come Correct
Timing Like A Clock When I Rock The Hip Hop
Top Notch Is My Stock On The Soap Box
I've Got More Rhymes Than I've Got Grey Hairs
And That's A Lot Because I've Got My Share
I've Got A Hole In My Head And There's No One
To Fix It
Got To Straighten My Thoughts, I'm Thinking Too
Much Sick Shit
Everyone Just Takes and Takes, Takes, Takes,
Takes
I've Got To Step Back, I've Got To Contemplate
I'm Like Lee Perry, I'm Very
On Rock The Microphone And Then I'm Gone
I'm Like Vaughn bode, I'm a Cheech Wizard
Never Quitting, So Won't You Listen


Oh Yes Indeed, It's Fun Time
'Cause You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop
MCA Come And Rock The Sure Shot


I Want To Say a Little Something That's Long
Overdue
The Disrespect To Women Has Got To Be Through
To All The Mothers And Sisters A And The
Wives And Friends
I Want To Offer My Love And Respect To The
End
Well You Say I'm Twenty Something And Should
Be Slacking
But I'm Working Harder Than Ever And You Could
Call It Macking
So I'm Supposed To Sit Upon My Couch Watching My
T.V.
I'm Still Listening To Wax, I'm Not Using The CD
I'm That Kid In The Corner
All Fucked Up And I Wanna So I'm Gonna
Take A Piece Of The Pie, Why Not, I'm Not Quitting
Think I'm Gonna Change Up My Style Just To Fit In
I Keep My Underwear Up With A Piece Of Elastic
I Use A Bullshit Mic That's Made Out Of Plastic
To Send My Rhymes Out To All Nations
Like Ma Bell, I've Got The Ill Communications

Tags for this video have been changed from 'newlywed, eubanks, blonde, blond, funny' to 'the newlywed game, bob eubanks, funny, ditzy, blonde, 60s' - edited by jonny