That’s no skunk, it’s a badger!
Good dye work, but you’ve got to fix these ai generated titles @BSR. I can feel my editor mother smacking the back of my head just for reading that!

At under 18 months I drew on my grandma’s new fancy wallpaper….the getting dragged into the other room and the spanking I got is my first memory.
My second memory was while our house was being built, so I was under 2, and I climbed out on the exposed beams above the atrium, about 35 ft up and 30ft out on 10” wide beams…my mom held it together until I toddler walked back to solid ground then lost her shit. I was trouble.

What were they?

I think the earliest memory was when I was "Home Alone" and my queen was outside.

I've shouldn't have tipped my Teppanyaki chef at all! He didn't do any of this tricks to my food and refues to fry me a live chick!

I love teppanyaki. Benihana (or now our local teppanyaki restaurant, no Benihana here) has been my birthday go to since I was 6.

I'm sold! Packing my bags now!

Hmmm... They had these seats in my high school. Everyone passed every test.

OH! The horror is sicking. 🤮 And to think a child created this. I guess it's just not my world anymore.

I've always wondered... why nobody that got in the pileup honks and create a loud cascading effect to alert the incoming ones and slow down to minimize the carnage?

Is that a thing? Does it help? Is it realistic (understand people are in shock and/or physically hurt, so it's not as easy as what coming out of my mouth)? I'm not sure.

Of course. My take was the lyrics could literally come out of Musk's mouth verbatim IRL and no sane person should be surprised he meant every word of it.

My dad liked to play “kill the kid” where if he caught me walking in the road he would drive at me at 15-20mph, I would jump on the hood, he would hit the breaks so I rolled off, then he would drive off. He said it was to see what the neighbors would do, but he did it at our ranch with no neighbors to see more than once, so…..
Call it a prank, inappropriate joking, fun between a dad and his weird kid, or serious child abuse, it sure beat how my brother treated me…but yes, it left multiple scars I can still see 45 years later…they’re not the only ones. Growing up in Texas in the 70s was dangerous.
Nobody ever said anything. I know some of the neighbors and my mother saw him do it. That’s way scarier and more scaring than the car coming at me.
(Side note- Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t trying to get me!)

I'll try to do my part and post more. Quality's important, but I'll work on quantity.

Hope you're all enjoying the break in any case.

It's a fine line between comedy and psychological abuse. OK, she's probably in on the 'joke' but they're putting this up for strangers to watch and think it's normal.

Not my kind of thing.

Petrichor is one of my favorite smells. Until today I never knew there was a word for it.

My colony and I just saw this excellent emotional movie! However, this video is *dead.