http://www.videosift.com/video/Mummy-to-the-Rescue

And thank you in return for promoting my video

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
Thank you kindly, Campioni

In reply to this comment by campionidelmondo:
*promote

It's the Mummy! Only Brendan Fraser can stop it.

I think I'm staying quite on topic with: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Lies_to_Tell_Small_Kids

-wine makes mummy clever
-its unlucky not to name every ant you see for your whole life
-milk feels pain
-strictly speaking,the tomato is not a vegetable it really is a type of dolphin
-1 in 10 fish are afraid of water
-mice collect your dandruff and eat it as cornflakes
-squares have a secret 5th side that you will only see if you stare at for a very long time
-mugs are just cups who have been to the gym
-they say no 2 snowflakes are the same but who's ever checked? i'll give you £100 if you find a matching pair

Now, whatever you do, DO NOT Google the name of the book with "+pdf" attached to the query. It's a great book that you should buy (really - I did).

The mummy cursed me...to *beg

I've never used tissue in the bath. It just gets soggy and clogs the drain. I'd much rather use a washcloth. But I do miss putting the wet bath tissue on my head and pretending I'm a mummy.

Are there any more mushrooms here?

Heh. I don't know what's worse. Drunk channel assignments, or that I watched it three times trying to find out if I was missing some awesome political joke.

In reply to this comment by NordlichReiter:
Not sure, this post was hella off when I looked at it again this morning. Maybe I was a in a rush, I think it may be due to the Guinness though.

In reply to this comment by Lurch:
How is this an Election08 sift?

53,000 years old??? That would be a find, indeed!

Subtract 47,700 years and you'll have a more accurate figure.

http://www.videosift.com/video/History-of-Tattoos-Oldest-Tattoo-Mummy-53000-years-old

ahahahhahaha

Totally overused voice over, quick edits, sepia filters, stock sound effects with names like "metallic roll 003", "spooky whine SFX002", and then follow around a bunch of vacationing jerk offs have a little freak out.

man. The mummies interesting but the doco doesnt capture any of the local flavour - just a bunch to idiots describing "feeling some sort of energy".

But whatever, I guess it entertains 12 year old girls.

LOL
>> ^flechette:
interesting stuff but the stupid woman voice over was horrid, much worse than the mummies. If they'd just talked without trying to be spooky I'd have voted for the video.

interesting stuff but the stupid woman voice over was horrid, much worse than the mummies. If they'd just talked without trying to be spooky I'd have voted for the video.

Kept waiting for the Mummy's face to appear and swallow Brendan Fraser.

Eric, here are some more of my fixes:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Hip-Hip-Hooray-its-Christmas-Vacation
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Mummy-intro-1999
http://www.videosift.com/video/Grandpa-drives-his-Dragula
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bart-vs-Lisa-Peewee-Hockey-Showdown
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nightmare-on-Evergreen-Terrace
http://www.videosift.com/video/Demon-removal-all-you-need-is-a-mirror
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Beverly-Hillbillies-have-a-Wingding
FF

Has anyone else tried to kill a bog mummy? You gotta stab and strangle them all kinds! I have no sympathy for a bog mummy.

Fedquip yes, there is a big difference, in size of audience and in impact on society. But didn't your mummy say "two wrongs don't make a right"?

Both her "assassination" comment and the "fire" comment are abhorrent. "die in a fire" is a horrible thing to wish even on your worst enemy, and feeling like that will eat you up inside rather than defeat your enemy. "bitch" is a bit of a giveaway that here we have an example of joyous hatred and attempted superiority, rather than a considered opinion expressed in a free society. You see this woman's tortured face as she tries to cover her own awareness of her vileness and hypocrisy? Then you upvote "die in a fire, bitch". Riiiiight. She was naughty first!!! Waaaa! She was naughty first! Not us!!!!

i understand the extremity of feeling against this woman/person/robot/droid
But still, "die in a fire, bitch" would only be funny if it was a joke.

Also you could consider that her supporters will read these comments and realise what a bunch of hate filled hypocrites the so called "enlightened" and "civilised" "democratic" "liberal" "compassionate" side of the debate is. You might want to keep that side of yourselves quieter, guys.