Thanks!

In reply to this comment by RedSky:
*promote

The mummy returns!

thanx for the promote, good sir! i was starting to worry that this video was fast on its way to my pqueue....

In reply to this comment by enoch:
FANTASTIC!
*promote

The problem with stupid people is that they will always be stupid.

You see, in a scientific environment you are always willing to revisit what you currently understand when you find new evidence.

For example, as I've seen in the recent "mummy dinosaur" specials on National Geographic Channel, these "mummies" with unusual characteristics are changing the way we think about fossils, fossilization, preservation ect. The scientific mind sees this evidence and reconsiders the mechanics of how dinosaurs were preserved and edits the possibility of what can be found...

The stupid mind sees an unusual fossil and immediately jumps to raptor-riding jesus. That's a huge jump fucktard.

something happened to him between Mummy 1 and Mummy 3 whereby he start yelling all his lines in a deep voice and looking very odd indeed

Mummy, make the bad man stop!

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In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
*beg

westy is an ageist, can we flag this, that ageist asshole has moved on from monkeys to mummies/zombie undead.

>> ^anyprophet:
Now, about acupuncture. There is no evidence that it works as advertised. That is by redirecting qi at your meridians. In fact, there is ample evidence that these meridians were actually a very recent invention and a massive fraud. Any perceived effect acupuncture has is either coincidental or a placebo effect. Which is what many, many recent studies have shown.


"Recent examinations of Ötzi, a 5,000-year-old mummy found in the Alps, have identified over 50 tattoos on his body, some of which are located on acupuncture points that would today be used to treat certain ailments. Some scientists believe that this is evidence that practices similar to acupuncture were practiced elsewhere in Eurasia during the early Bronze Age. According to an article published in The Lancet by Dorfer et al., "We hypothesised that there might have been a medical system similar to acupuncture (Chinese Zhenjiu: needling and burning) that was practiced in Central Europe 5,200 years ago... A treatment modality similar to acupuncture thus appears to have been in use long before its previously known period of use in the medical tradition of ancient China. This raises the possibility of acupuncture having originated in the Eurasian continent at least 2000 years earlier than previously recognised."

I don't know about you, but pre-history doesn't indicate "recent" to me.



Again, I'm not saying it's a cure-all. I'm not saying that modern technology hasn't zeroed in on the real cause of many immediate problems, or ailments.

But I think to toss aside what is apparently a form of "healing" that predates our written history is more than a little smug.

Oh for sure, check me out
It's still Dre Day, A.K.
Before I chrome the lot, can't keep it home a lot
'cause when I frequent the spots that I'm known to rock
You hear the bass from the trunk when I'm on the block
Ladies, they pay homage, but haters say Dre fell off
How? My last album was "The Chronic"
They want to know if he still got it
They say rap's changed, they want to know how I feel about it
Dr. Dre is the name, I'm ahead of my game
Still, puffing my leafs, still with the beats
Still not loving police (Uh huh)
Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the streets, repping 213
Still the beat bangs, still doing my thang
Since I left, ain't too much changed, still

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends
Well, hell, me and Snoop, we dipping again
Kept my ear to the streets, signed Eminem
He's triple platinum, doing 50 a week
Still, I stay close to the heat
And even when I was close to defeat, I rose to my feet
My life is like a soundtrack I wrote to the beat
Treat my rap like Cali weed, I smoke till I sleep
Wake up in the A.M., compose a beat
I bring the fire till you're soaking in your seat
It's not a fluke, it's been tried, I'm the troop
It's "Turn Out the Lights" from the World Class Wreckin' Cru
I'm still at it, After-mathematic
In the home of drivebys and ak-matics
Swap meets, sticky green, and bad traffic
I dip through then I get skin, D-R-E

It ain't nothing but more hot shit
Another classic CD for y'all to vibe with
Whether you're cooling on a corner with your fly bitch
Laid back in the shack, play this track
I'm representing for the gangsters all across the world
(Still hitting them corners in them low low's girl)
I'll break your neck, damn near put your face in your lap
Try to be the king but the ace is back

Dr. Dre be the name still running the game
Still got it wrapped like a mummy
Still ain't tripping, love to see young blacks get money
Spend time out the hood, take they moms out the hood
Hit my boys off with jobs, no more living hard
Barbeques every day, driving fancy cars
Still gonna' get mine regardless

lol *BANG* Ah Mummy!

Vintage
*cinema
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0023245/
The Mummy (1932)

Track from the
*80s
http://www.discogs.com/release/59828

wait, i dont understand. does he think she has AIDS???
and is the flashing shady statistical data screen saying that 15% of people who use condoms DIE?????
babies wrapped up like mummies and hooked up to ventilators? do condoms cause neonatal trauma??!!??!?


oh, and i feel like this douche is saying that lesbian sex is pretty safe.
hooray!

also, im pretty sure this guy grew up to be busdriver bob from the doodlebops ....
which is funny because those dudes are soooooo gay.

wait im not the only one who was failed by condoms and birth control and got some kids up her vagina right?

They aren't new mummies, just recently unlost.

Everyone gets angry at me when I'm digging in the local graveyard for clues on human behavior, but digging up mummies, that's fine.