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tee hee hee...So many people, so little time! I gave Qulam shit about his rabid atheism and critiqued some film he worked on once....I was simply being honest??! I so glad I never got paid for critiques or cared what the fuck I said regardless of reactions or responses....I still love you qualm, yer a trooper mate, more than can be said for most!

In reply to this comment by jonny:
For someone with as much apparent wisdom as you have, you sure let choggie get to you, huh? Perhaps your avatar is a joke - some sort of inside humor on the failing of modern philosophy that I can't comprehend. I am dumbfounded. I am enfeebled. I suppose that's why I like the Grateful Dead so much. On the other hand, maybe you just ingested too many mushrooms and stuck your hand in the fan. The consolation is that your hand is not yours. Nothing to worry about bro.

In reply to this comment by qualm:
^ It's the Postmodern Sift Talk Generator....oh fuck!! Get some rags and some ice!! Choggie stuck his hand under the lawn-mower again!!!

There's a nice red riding mower inside that shed that probably costs more than the shed.

The Lawn Mower For the Man Who Has Everything.

I'd trade my reel mower for that. The fucking thing prowls!

For someone with as much apparent wisdom as you have, you sure let choggie get to you, huh? Perhaps your avatar is a joke - some sort of inside humor on the failing of modern philosophy that I can't comprehend. I am dumbfounded. I am enfeebled. I suppose that's why I like the Grateful Dead so much. On the other hand, maybe you just ingested too many mushrooms and stuck your hand in the fan. The consolation is that your hand is not yours. Nothing to worry about bro.

In reply to this comment by qualm:
^ It's the Postmodern Sift Talk Generator....oh fuck!! Get some rags and some ice!! Choggie stuck his hand under the lawn-mower again!!!

^ It's the Postmodern Sift Talk Generator. The primary theme of Dietrich’s analysis of dialectic discourse is not, in fact, discourse, but neodiscourse. Lacan’s essay on cultural theory implies that the collective is part of the futility of language, but only if dialectic discourse is valid; otherwise, Debord’s model of Derridaist reading is...oh fuck!! Get some rags and some ice!! Choggie stuck his hand under the lawn-mower again!!!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'eddie izzard, machines, lie, sythe, lawn mower, toaster, shower' to 'eddie izzard, machines, lie, scythe, lawn mower, toaster, shower' - edited by JAPR

The song is way better than the video, in fact, this looks like someone tried video editing for the first time.

Not that anyone asked...but here's my idea for a proper video featuring this tune. The song is about America's place in the world. The neighbors are other nations: pretty simple concept. But we take the literal imagery of a homeowner and all his neighbors to symbolize these nations.

The guy in the house behind the backyard whose kids are constantly jumping the fence (Mexico).

The guy next door has a pool between his house and your house and we could show the husband, shamed, having to move out of the house (England).

The guy next door, on the other side, is lending his super-expensive lawn mower to us (China).

We could spill some oil in our driveway, we could have a cookout and our smoke could drift in everyone's faces, we could get into a fight with the jerk down the block...there are loads of possibilities.

Dude...that's the flying lawn mower you see on A.F.V. all the time. Just with a really skinny Chinese guy on it.

All I can think of when I see this is the part of Iron man where he runs out of fuel and crashes down, un-hurt.

Very nice. Hope it's real!

Next week: How to Use a Lawn Mower to Cut Your Own Hair!

>> ^thinker247:
sigh
First of all, I lived in the South, and that tiny road could be construed by a pig as a highway. He always wants to think he isn't a redneck cop in a podunk town; that he's some important public figure.
Secondly, the aforementioned fact explains why he sprayed the man. Why simply laugh at the situation and take the guy in for public intoxication when you can spray him, whip him around like a drunken rag doll, and add resisting arrest to his record? As I said, he's got nothing to do in his town. Fucking pig.
[Edit] At least the guy wasn't on a skateboard!


As arsenault mentioned, cop was more then patient enough with the guy. You have public drunkeness, drunk driving, littering, and public urination.

Now, take into account the guy thought it was a good idea to do the latter two IN FRONT of the cop. All the while not producing a valid drivers license as the cop asked him to do, in a polite manner I might add.

And in all honesty, If someone took their wang out in front of me in any public place, and I had pepper spray, you'd best believe that guy's getting a pepper-spray shower.

Ah.
I knew I've seen it before - http://www.videosift.com/video/Craftsman-Lawnmower-DUI-Stop

But it was discarded, it's fair game.

>> ^MINK:
not the funniest DUI ever. mainly because DUI is not funny.


It is when the guy is on a lawn mower. Going 5 MPH. Where he can't possibly hurt anyone other than himself.