Mike Tyson hits hard.

I think I figured it out. It's Mike Tyson and Courtney Love's love child.

Against some of those guys, he kinda looked like Mac from Mike Tyson's Punchout. Jumping up to punch the guy in the jaw!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, c'mon, uh, to the westside, yeah, c'mon, to the
eastside,
c'mon c'mon, to the northside, yeah Fat Joe in the house, to the
southside,
Whiz
One in the house, to my man Showbiz in the house, huh, aiiiyo bust
it...
Ya see I skip to my loo like Napolean at Waterloo
My name is Diamond D, tell ya what I'm gonna do
I dip and I dab like a Mike Tyson jab
Even though there's flab I possess the gift of gab
I shoot it like a jammy-in
Girls, get the panty-ins
Even wit a fanny and I might win a Grammy-in
Maybe I won't so I'll chill like the pope
See I'll neva mope 'cause ya know my shit is dope
Like Columbian fish scale, ask my man Ishmael
(Diamond D got props like a cop) aaahhhh
Or betta yet DT 'cause brothas can't see me
Even ya girl says ya got a small wee wee
Now ya wanna go upside her head (What you talkin bout!!!)
Then you feel intimidated by the things she said (Yo chill!!)
Don't worry bout it 'cause I paid her back, (you know I)
Took her to the rest then I laid her back
I go on and on like popcorn
Wit da butter, aiiiyaayyaayyayo
I used to stutter
But I fall on track-in, some may say I'm wack-in
Fact, but in fact, I'm not any of that black
See I'm the best kept secret
So shut da fuck up and peep it

Cock d, ***trees in forests???***
Rapper tries ta 'cause I crush da muthafucka!!

Yeah, 'cause I'm the best kept secret
So shut the fuck up and peep it
Ya see I write my own rhymes, produce my own shit
Yeah boy, I ain't the one ta fuck wit (nope)
I'll take a beat and I'll flip it
Wit so much flava, niggaz wanna sip it
But that's cool 'cause they know I got skills
Let me demonstrate I you will, ahem
Rock is my man and
So is Dapper Dan and
I'll shake a hand and
Don't try ta flam
Or front like a stunt who wants the cunt
I only hit grand slams, neva will I bunt
Bases are loaded, bottom of the ninth
I step to the plate 'cause I know my shit is great
I can't walk down a street
(Aiiyo Diamond, can you make me a beat)
Ya gotta have cheese
About a couple o' g's, huh
But if I know ya, I might just throw ya
A li'l somethin on the side troop
A funky bass line and a hype loop
I got a thousand old records in my crib
I used to hustle but I neva did a bid
Some people call me Jo Jo
I keep a low pro
Non-stop props, so act like you know bro
Pass me a mic and I'mma keep it
Yeah boy, I'm the best kept secret

Yo, I'm deadlier than Michael Myers
My style will embrace you like a pair of pliers
But don't sweat it G, why don't'cha let it be
'Cause Diamond D is a pedigree
In other words I'm official
I neva go out like a wet piece of tissue
Ruff and rugged
Stronger than Bounty
New York is the city, Bronx is the county
Learn from the best so the rest just fest
Now I'm gettin booked at the Philmore West
Or either in the village so kill it skillet
Ya ask ya'self
Will it eva cease?
'Cause Diamond's sharp as a crease
I only use bees wax, I'll neva use grease
On my dreads but instead if you want some kicks
Step to the mic I'm an 8 to 1 pick
You reap what you sow and I can reap it
Yo I'm the best kept secret

I win!!!!

Bobby Brown & Mike Tyson singing Monster Mash
it will really curdle your blood.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Oh-the-horror-Monster-Mash-with-Bobby-Brown-Mike-Tyson

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Mike Tyson, Meth Minute' to 'Mike Tyson, Meth Minute, fornication, gonna blog about this' - edited by calvados

Thank you!

In reply to this comment by joedirt:
*promote

Don't call me Son, jackass. I'll KO you like Mike Tyson on a first date.

>> ^CaptainPlanet420:
Son, don't flatter yourself, and certainly don't disrespect Dr. MarineGunrock's honor.

Don't worry. I still had King Koopa to deal with in Super Mario Brothers 3. I just played the religious crap a few times, then tossed them in the back of my toy box with the Wuzzles' Bumblelion and the He-Man collection.

>> ^blankfist:
^Ha ha, thinker, the poor kids had it better than you, because sure they couldn't afford to play NES games, but what's worse is you had to experience unmitigated guilt when all you wanted to do was punch out Mike Tyson. Nintendo Entertainment Fail.

^Ha ha, thinker, the poor kids had it better than you, because sure they couldn't afford to play NES games, but what's worse is you had to experience unmitigated guilt when all you wanted to do was punch out Mike Tyson. Nintendo Entertainment Fail.

He was easy to beat in Mike Tyson's Punch Out -- left right left right BA select start

>> ^Razor:
Upvote for scared zookeeper person at 0:55 =D


That cute little chimp can hit harder than Mike Tyson and bite off a lot more important parts than your ear before you can scream "HELP!"

Reminds me of the time I got in a fight with Mike Tyson during a vacation in Vegas. . . I don't recall who won, but I can tell you this much, it was more manly then anything you've ever done.

FeFoFo-FiFoFeFe......Mike Tyson's phone number.

Next in our series of mismatches, we'll be showcasing Butterbean vs. Floyd Mayweather.

In April, look out for our pay-per-view special featuring a 3-way bout, including Oscar De La Hoya, The Big Show of WWE fame, and a rejuvenated Mike Tyson.

Finally, this summer, the Mohegan Sun and Half-Indian tribes of Central New England are proud to present: "Unfair II: The Reckoning", pitting Emelianenko Fedor against Charles Barkley in a rematch of their first encounter, which lasted 12 seconds. This fight will be at the catch weight of 300 pounds, which Barkley has publicly stated he may have trouble making.