Baby - 1985
Jurassic Park - 1993

8 years. So by 2017, my Melissa Theuriau holodeck should be operational...

I wouldn't mind some porn with Melissa Lee!

>> ^burdturgler:
>> ^Fjnbk:
The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.

The grape lady (A.K.A. "Melissa Sander") broke several ribs in the fall.
Any human being should be able to hear that she is crying in agony.
Nothing funny about it.


Well in my defence, if u look closly, she did try to cheat

Now THATS instant karma!

my fav was the girl on the freakishly large 4 wheeler, i love when women get paralyzed and doesnt stop giving it gas

>> ^burdturgler:
>> ^Fjnbk:
The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.

The grape lady (A.K.A. "Melissa Sander") broke several ribs in the fall.
Any human being should be able to hear that she is crying in agony.
Nothing funny about it.


Citation please. This Cracked article specifically says "Everywhere this video appears, there's somebody in the comment section claiming Sander broke several ribs and almost died" http://www.cracked.com/article_16486_p2.html

But all that I can find is a statement from Fox assuring viewers that she "is fine".

>> ^Fjnbk:
The grape lady wasn't hurt. Just overly dramatic.


The grape lady (A.K.A. "Melissa Sander") broke several ribs in the fall.
Any human being should be able to hear that she is crying in agony.
Nothing funny about it.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Marisa Miller, Melissa Keller, Petra Nemcova, Jessica White' to 'Marisa Miller, Melissa Keller, Petra Nemcova, Jessica White, painted, boobies' - edited by JAPR

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Up Skirt, Underwear, Melissa, Whose Line, Accident' to 'Up Skirt, Underwear, Melissa, Whose Line, Accident, Wayne, Brady' - edited by RhesusMonk

Thanks, it almost made it!

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
*promote

I agree with Melissa.. the government should not participate in discrimination. I've seen affirmative action in action and deplore the use of it. I've seen less-qualified people being hired just to fill a quota.

by all means!
faithless wives and ravished virgins,

flagrante delicto, at a price
for which there are special terms...

"And who better to get the point across than Melissa and her friends?"

Bravo CNN, bravo.

Thanks for the note, fixed now.

In reply to this comment by LittleRed:
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Onion-Movie-Melissa-Cherry-Interview

It's dead.

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Onion-Movie-Melissa-Cherry-Interview

It's dead.

In almost every religious affiliation survey out there, you will get roughly a 1:3 or 1:4 ratio of athiests:nonreligious, usually 5%:15% or 3%:12%, etc.

EDIT: Aha! Found something very interesting on his Wikipedia page:

"Lowry is single and has no children. He has two siblings - an older brother Mike of Lynchburg, Virginia and a younger sister, Melissa also of Lynchburg. He refers to his siblings as 'perfect' at different times (my older brother Mike, who is perfect... Melissa came along and she was perfect, too...) He also has several nieces and nephews. Mark has consistently denied rumors that he is a homosexual as that would be incompatible with his strong Christian faith."

Repress much?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Melissa Lynn Miller, playboy, playmate, 55th anniversary' to 'Banned, redacted' - edited by arsenault185