There's a good boy.

A failure of the previous president serves to cover the SNAFUs of the leadership of the present president. So it was ANOTHER FAILURE of Orango the Mango?

Sweet.

So what is distracting you from...

- the buffoonery of Chumpy's deal with the Taliban?
- seeing the irony of calling anyone a clown?
- your effrontery of being critical of 'distractions' (2016 - 20?)?!

...it's like you're making things up?

I.E. big talk from Cirus People.

Mango Man forces Murder Lizard to drop out. And God Stuff. has been added as a related post - related requested by bareboards2 on that post.

Have you seen this guy before? I like him!

http://videosift.com/video/Mango-Man-forces-Murder-Lizard-to-drop-out-And-God-Stuff

hot chili mango!?

Never heard of them, what are they? A mango cross, or something completely different?
I'm trying honeyberries this year, some kind of honeysuckle with a blueberry like fruit. I love weird fruits.

Some good tips there and some obvious ones (who doesn't know the mango trick? I don't even like mangos and know that one), but I didn't know that corn meal had the powers of defying the laws of physics and make ants "literally disappear".

Wow, I though bot flies were bad, those mango worms (5:57 - 7:19) are epic leaps above BFs in the OH MY GOD YOU POOR POOR ANIMAL EWWWWWW arena.

I have a cheesy joke in this vein. When you see someone eating or drinking a mango product, ask: You like Mangos? They say yeah. You say mango fuck yourself....

Good morning! For those who want to sing along.

Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
a lot of people they be Jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
they'll be staring at the radio
staying up all night
so like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin'
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat
oowah oowah is my disco call
MCA hu-huh I'm gettin' rope y'all
Routines I bust rhymes I write
And I'll be busting routines and rhymes all night
Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose
I'm on time homie that's how it goes
You heard my style I think you missed the point
it's the joint

Mike D Yeah?with your bad self running things
What's up with your bad breath onion rings
Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med
Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz
Hurricane you got clout
Other DJ's he'll take your head out
A puppet on a string I'm paid to sing or rhyme
Or do my thing I'm
In a lava lamp inside my brain hotel
I might be peakin' or freakin' but I rock well
The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
I got the peg leg at the end of my stump
Shake your rump

Full Clout y'all
Full Clout y'all
And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all
Full Clout

Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest
Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest
Yeah we've got beef chief
We're knocking out teeth chief
And if you don't believe us you should question your belief Keith
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet
Should I have another sip no skip it
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
Whoo ha got them all in check
Running from the law the press and the parents
Is your name Michael Diamond?
No mine's Clarence
From downtown Manhattan the village
My style is wild and you know that it still is
Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump
Shake your rump

Grr, I was wondering why the price of rock hard mangoes kept skyrocketing, damn scientists.

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>> ^grinter:

"..a squirrel was eating a mango on the tree and fell into my fried chicken wok."
Not something that you overhear on the subway too often.


rofl x2

This seems to be superhuman, maybe he is a cyborg?

"..a squirrel was eating a mango on the tree and fell into my fried chicken wok."
Not something that you overhear on the subway too often.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

So you are going to let petty politics come between us, eh? We had a good thing going, you and me, but it all goes down the drain because I don't like Milton Friedman.
Fine....whatever.... I can't stop you from taking that away from me....
....but what you can never take away from me are my fond memories of our hot weekend in Barbados; particularly the number of mangoes you were able to put up your.... er... fist-hole.... like a fleshen clown car you are.
Goodnight, sweet prince.

So you are going to let petty politics come between us, eh? We had a good thing going, you and me, but it all goes down the drain because I don't like Milton Friedman.

Fine....whatever.... I can't stop you from taking that away from me....

....but what you can never take away from me are my fond memories of our hot weekend in Barbados; particularly the number of mangoes you were able to put up your.... er... fist-hole.... like a fleshen clown car you are.

Goodnight, sweet prince.