Awesome. He needs to lube ring 3 though.

and so...you have a problem with MY implied or otherwise philosophy of how to live and my archaic science of ideas and you wanna tell WHO and WHAT how to not let WHICH happen WHERE??!!

Have you ever been to Oakland Baltimore or Detroit?? ARE YOU ON EARTH?

I guess what I'm really trying to ask you is, what fucking planet or corner of the closet are you from and how did you ever think you had a clue?

Oh, and I suppose the question begs, what were YOUR parents doing to or for you in the fucking 60's???

Far right of left of your shit Maynard, get a fucking rubber-ribbed and lubed fucking room already??!

Oh wait *edit...MY BAD..Thought you were VooDoovVoov

Try more lube.
Also, what is the context for this clip anyhow?

Well here's something to think about, since the uselessness of answering these questions which seem so important to yourself, these issues which would simply tend to correct themselves should dumb assess who light-upon them who can't seem to figure it out actually DO something with all their frustration.

There are other more pressing fundamental issues to consider when you think about how real "CHANGE" could come overnight if both fanatics dems and repubs could get their heads out of their own assess.

Most of these issues you are so passionate about and continually abuse the meaningless, "one-team-against-the-other" argument for, are simply diversions to keep you inebriated with (by design) while the rapists and abusers of culture, politics and special interests, military and police, and corporate oligarchies fuck you from behind without lube.

For instance: THIS video offering after 30 hours in the queue has garnered 6 votes. It speaks to one of the many fundamental ass-fucks being perpetrated on the American People and one insidious presidential cunt republican and one equally as sinister mountebank currently in office has created the framework for this egregious violation of rights and culture, but nobody seems to give a fuck.

INSTEAD, people that continually paste these kind of trite news-bobble sound bites of worthless information pitting one party against another seem to be absolutely clueless as to the mechanics of the insidious mechanism keeping them in a state of unconscious somnambulatry hypnotic drunkenness while the entire time, not utilizing the power they have to alter the course of the destiny of the planet-Instead that wasted energy is used to jack off at the mouth.

Simple fix for the so-called drug problem as it relates to criminal cartels (like the FBI, LIKE the CIA, like the "cabal who control government."???

Legalized marijuana, heroin, cocaine, while at the same time criminalizing the machine set-in-place to quote/unquote, "fight the war on drugs"..Fight the war on terrorism", etc. There is no goddamn war except the one for your mind,and from reading this horseshit on this particular post, it seems that more than a few people here have had their minds hi-jacked already.

It's up to you to wake-the-fuck-up. Republicans are no better or worse than democrats, because both are complicit in the hijacking of your lives, your livelihoods, and the work and sweat and blood of your lives as you toil incessantly to continue to promulgate their diseased programs of slavery of both your bodies and minds.

Any and all retort to similar diatribes of my own are predictably met with derision and defensiveness, and a SHITLOAD of passive-aggression in the form of convoluted and meaningless banter.

I fucking detest this charade of pitting conservatives against liberals, one "party" against another.

The only party that exists is the one behind closed doors as they laugh at people like yourselves.

She forgot hand jobs between six and nine p.m. in Goofy's Kitchen in the Resort Area at the Disneyland Hotel-FYI and BYO lube
OH, and if you ask nicely you can get up-skirt pics of Snow White while she's passed-out on cider-

Yessir, males don't get a pass at all in fact, the declining character of the the last 2 gens of male representatives of the species in western civilization have caused the keepers of the ova to recoil from relationships and children, embittering and alienating them. Some embrace lesbian relationships out of emotional necessity as a means of avoiding the cycle of poor-quality hetero partner defeats and heartbreaks while a large majority have quite the dildo collection (as well as lubes and beads, maybe some harnesses).

It is a constant force from abuse on all fronts that tends to cause the weak to spiral into madness...most likely, by design.
Society in decline peoples, best of and worst of times.

Doesn't seem to be an inordinate amount of obese folks in the Bulgarian herd, eh? Lesse...Fit, healthy, have their own language, a culture intact after how many centuries? Peeps have been in that region since way before Al the great and Rome fucked-em over, quite the rich, intact history.

Compare to my country with fast-food sense of culture, a language hi-jacked by hip-hop, mumblers, and newsspeak (can't decide which irks me most), and a history of ass-raping sans lube....3 of the many reasons the U.S. might make it to 250 years-old...Sooooo, 13 years left.

Empires don't die, they mutate like blobs in B-Movies.

^ and this motherfucker....Hey there gwix, what's shakin'?

Ok I had a pm from Mr Houston that calmed me right the fuck down-I won't be getting the choggie channel back and agree with his sentiments, though the process to arrive at the decision perplexes and bewilders me.

I shall remain the Mexican whore that I have created and sit quietly in the corner with the pointy hat again.

blankfist, bring some lube to our next conversation...Oh wait, I forgot. douchebags don't engage in conversation and they work it dry...

KP, leave me the fuck out of any of your banter, please. Hope yer on yer meds.

Apologies once again to miss J, she's kind and gracious to a fault and I am grateful that I was chosen as one of the strays to come in from the cold for some warm cream.....Next time please, tell me who yer inviting to the trough, I have a hard time getting along with douchebags but I understand that certain breeds are attracted to them....

A little lube and this never would have happened.

Worked a catering gig at the senior Bush's "presidential" libarry at A&M, it's a big building without books, dedicated to the cult of personality of his legacy. Also met colonel in the Kuwaiti military-She looked like Diana Verona in the remake of "The Jackal."

They needed to give the younger Bush for his Presidential tenure and legacy, a library CARD!

The Bushes' (includes all living or dead by blood and all their offspring for eternity, Amen) were perhaps the most glaring example prior to Obama of so-called leaders fucking the world in the ass without chagrin and that also without lube or permission.

There is a need to have a dedicated professional to take a nut off and back on the wheel and I am sure he gets paid well.

BUT really how can truly justify this as a true profession. Teacher, Dr, Engineer , Mechanic... NOPE I take 1 nut off then put it on as fast as possible,

The kid at Jiffy Lube does more, and makes less. F1 sign me up.

K, I read Tucker Max in college. There's a much more offensive and disgusting story about a girl's first anal experience where Tucker empties the entire bottle of lube up her butt while his friend is in a bedroom closet filming it.

Too much lube, it fires out like a lube-shit volcano, his friend vomits, stumbling out of the closest from the stench, and all three of them end up tangled up in the middle of a shit-lube comforter on the ground.

Rick Santorum is the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.